Things didn’t quite go as planned on Thursday when boneheaded city boy Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner held a press conference with two live mohair goats.
Weiner used the goats to highlight his desire to slash an outdated federal subsidy on mohair, but he ended up being the one who got slashed.
Lancelot, one of the goats, turned on the congressman and gored his hand with one of his pointy, foot-long horns, breaking the skin and drawing blood.
We would have paid good money to see Lancelot the goat gore the annoying New York congressman.
Anyone know if goat attacks are covered by ObamaCare?
Sourrce: Wall Street Journal
This post was last modified on April 1, 2021
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The goat has to be a Glenn Beck listener.
Smart goat...
Goats are damn tough animals, does'nt matter if it's a farm goat or a mountain goat, they are rugged animals. They are way stronger then they look as well, & they will eat just about anything. My best freind has farmers in his family, they used to clear brush out of areas by staking a goat & letting them eat. It worked.
Goats are really smart animals; they can certainly recognize bu**#%@!.