App pays you to spot illegally parked cars. “SpotSquad is a mobile phone application in the works that allows users to report illegally parked cars and get a cut of the fine paid as a reward.” Yeah, this is gonna make life a whole lot better.
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Here is what I hate most - these sorry, disgusting unpatriotic pieces of shit (which includes ALL liberals), have brought me to the point that I literally hate my country. It is a cesspool of losers. maggots, and parasites.
I really hate that because I used to love my country.
Ya'll cut me some slack, I'm guilty of parking like the person on the right every time I go to town. I do deserve a break though.
I drive a F-250, 4X4, with a big old cow-catcher front bumper and winch. The way parking lots are striped these days you can barely open the doors on a Smart-Car if everyone stays between the lines.
Paintball me if you want, it will hide all the scratches The Beast has from bouncing around in the sticks. (snicker)
I drive an F-350, long bed, four door. Very difficult to park in the little stalls these days. That's why I don't go into parking structures, and always park in the farthest reaches of the South 40.
A friend of mine has a 4X4, 4 door, one ton Silverado dually with all the bells and whistles. He's 70 years old and doesn't give a crap what people say so he parks wherever he wants. It's funny as hell to watch people who want to get close to the door at the Loews and they can't, he parks like an illegal alien and leaves the back bumper sticking out into the road. (teehee)
I park my F-250 with the bumper just inside the line, but my hitch sticks out over the line about a foot.
People keep hitting the hitch when they pull in behind me, denting metal bumpers and puncturing plastic ones!
Lol...I know the feeling. I pull a 28 ft. stock trailer so I have a rear bumper that weighs more than my Harley. If someone smacks it, it could tear a puny little bumper off or tear a hole in a car door like opening a can of green beans.
I put a backup camera on the back of my truck so I could make sure I didn't hit anyone parked behind me when I back in a space. You wouldn't believe how many people with compact cars park over the line! I rarely get my truck all the way in a space.
My Land Rover's jacked up with HD bumpers on both ends, extended tow hitch on the back. The front bumper is high enough to take out tail lights and/or body work if anyone backs into it.
Parking enforcement? Really?
You must be so proud.
There's a real easy fix for this app. Learn how to drive.
I wonder if the app will still work after I shove their cellphone up their ass.
I would like to use this on the Aholes from Mexico that invade San Antonio around Christmas and Easter. Seems our laws don't apply to these folks. Not the illegals, but the ones who come to visit legally. They are the upper class in Mexico and truly an arrogant lot. Handicap parking spots? Perfect for those huge Suburbans.
I started an app like this, When you see someone driving like an idiot or doing some thing wrong (parking in 2 spots, left on Red, racing to get ahead of you to go slow, NOT Waiting For You To Pass When They Should Stop Behind A Parked Car!)You can shoot a paintball at them. When they get 3 or more . The Police can give them a ticket on site. I know some cars would be a new soild color of paintball! Can you say Common Sense 101?
Interesting thought. When I was in Daytona I saw a woman that didn't pay attention. When the light changed for the people to make a left, she went straight, and blew her horn angrily at the person that had the left turn signal! Then I saw someone in the left turn lane who went straight!
My plan would include a gun that shoots darts into the sidewalls of tires of such drivers, and slowly lets the air out. Sidewall leaks cannot be patched.
I've always wanted to install a paintball gun on the side of my car, so I could pull up next to assh*le drivers and - bam!
Yes We Can, But Can't have the 50 or 100 rounds . Per Gov, must be 10 rounds or less. Open Carry. So who said you can't have more then 1 or 5 or 10, 25 just as long as they have 10 or less. He He He
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When do we get an app that let's us count the number of lies politicians make whenever they open their mouths to speak. Oh yea, it would take a facility 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 times bigger than the outhouse of NSA in Utah to store that much information. My bad. ;-)
Oh come on you guys! Are you listening to yourselves? You're sounding like liberal snitches already...WTF? Over! If they're libtards I think we should snitch on them all day long! Usually only libtards would be thoughtless enough to park like the guy on the right, so snitch away! BYW, PD, I'm really sorry about your PTSD.
Sorry, folks, but there's a strong streak of snitch in me. If I could send an electrical jolt into the gonads of people who don't use their turn signals, I'd hit that switch every time.
Parking? Not a big thing with me, but I agree with flashingscotsman: If they're parked like the car on the right? Bam!
Gotta confess that I've got a bit of a bias in favor of this sort of thing right now, since me, my wife, and grandson were in an accident today, thanks to some punkass idiot in a Jaguar who thought stop signs didn't apply to him. Yes, a disreputable looking dark-skinned minority YOUTH (YES, that's our code word for the day!) who didn't look like he'd be qualified for a job involving deep-friers. In a friggin Jag. Yes, I'm calling the ambulance chasers tomorrow! (Wife & g'son were examined & discharged from ER. Car trashed. Not sure about the mental trauma and/or PTSD we may be suffering ;-) )
(To be fair -- not "black." More "brown." Even "dark tan." Lot of Portuguese/Azorean/Brazilian around here. So much so in fact that I think =I= may be the aggrieved minority.)
Could the displaced-swarthy-noncitizen-waiting-for-amnesty-bill speak english?
Racist question, man!
Please forgive me, I have sinned! I gotta learn how to do all that PC shit.
DO NOT ASSIMILATE!!!
"YOUTH"? Did I just hear a dog whistle?
Possibly Middle Eastern?
Swarthy.
"Oily Bohunk"???
Bunker Cee