Army’s Apache under assault: PC police call helicopter’s name racist

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• It begins!!!

  These PC jerk offs fail to realize that the Apache Warrior was one of the bravest, revered and most feared warrior of the American Indians. The Apache attack helicopter embraces that lineage.

• AS a public service here is a new column by our favorite troll:

  Dear Oblivious:

  I live in Cleveland and love the Indians baseball team. Why is everyone so upset that out team is named after Native Americans?

  Rock

  Dear Rock:

  Why you knuckledragging, homophobic, rightwingnut, Fox News watching mouth breather! How dare you! I will be sending the P.C. Police to your home for a trip to the re-education camp! I have complied a list of "alternative" names for some sports teams that All Americans find offensive except for you!

  Cleveland Indians-Cleveland Petunias

  Atlanta Braves-Atlanta Love In's

  Golden State Warriors-Golden State Liberals

  Boston Red Sox- (a color I detest since it represents racists conservative states) Boston Blue Sox

  And the most racist of all.....
  Washington Redskins-Washington Democrats.

  Now you racists, stop writing to me! And Change your male meat eating name to something that a Liberal Woman would appreciate, I would suggest wussy!

  If you have a question for Oblivious, Write to Her at:

  "Dear Oblivious"
  C/O Chicago Hospital for the criminally insane
  69 Wacker Avenue
  Chicago Illinois 60609

• So, now naming something in honor of an Indian Tribe is racist?
  When do they start going after the car companies?

  • http://s3.hipertextual.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/13/files/2013/02/Jeep-Cherokee-2014-08.jpg

    • Damn, I just realized they had the gall to paint it black too. Is that racist² or what? And then the obligatory white guy driving of course. Man, did they forget to check their privilege?

• Let's solve this PC problem correctly.

  Remove all the weapons and armour. Remove all US insignias, camo, and paint it UN blue and maybe add a couple of rainbow ensigns. Add transponders that will immediately create a video to blame if any AlQaeda or ISIS attacks are detected.

  We can call it the Ass, or Donkey, a Kerry class symbol of our CIC's fine leadership.

• Rename it in honor of the president: the limp-wrist-a-copter

• Well that was predictable, now, wasn't it? I just want to know how they missed the Tomahawk missile.

  • Kinda Erie when you think about it...

  • I feel a warm Chinook blowin'...

  • Obviously they're still working their way down the slippery slope.

• And what are we supposed to call them? Flying Pillow Fight Attack Helos?

• This is why we will never truly be free in this country.

• This is the type of crap that proves the total ineptness of bloated government.