Ass rape sparks riot in Yemem

Ass rape sparks riot in Yemen. A donkey mounted an ass and the two owners came from different tribes, so everybody started killing each other. (Naturally.) Two questions occur. One, why are Muslims so ass-backward all the time? And two, what’s the difference between an ass and a donkey?

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • There is something truly abnormal about this culture... the first owner acted like a jealous lover and he second one acted as if a child got hit and even if it had been a child and got hit by a neighbor the response to it was completely out of control.

    • Don't make assumptions. Maybe it was the opposite. Maybe they were upset because the ass got there first.

      When you assume, you make ASS of U and ME.

  • Life must be exceptionally cheap in Muslim society, and honor as fragile as tissue paper in a furnace.

  • I liked the next part about how even the monkeys are turning against the heathens now too.

  • Sure, the owner was probably tappin' dat ass. If you looked out the window and saw someone raping your lover, you'd probably start shooting too.

  • if a dude came to my house with his donkey, and the donkey raped me in the ass, I would start a riot too! Im just sayin.

    • Understandable for sure. If that was the case here I would agree something had to be done but I find this to be a serious overreaction.