Bust of Obama made out of butter takes to Chicago streets. Nobody need make a bust of Obama, he already is one. Got failure? Obama has a butter way. We always knew he was a fathead.

White House Insider: Emergency All Call At Obama White House. “Has to be related to the Benghazi news now hitting. …makes me believe there’s more damaging information out there to the administration on Benghazi than has already come out today… To have a potential scandal of this magnitude so close to an election is unprecedented.” The October surprise may be on you, chum(p).

It’s the Obonomy, Stupid! “There’s an investors’ strike underway of proportions we have never seen before….Households, corporations, and institutional investors would rather keep money under the figurative mattress in ultra-safe investments than invest in future productivity…. The anti-business toxicity in Washington is so intense that that no-one will take risks.”

The Secret World. “Reuters now reports that there may have been a ‘pedophile ring’ at the BBC involving the corporation’s stars, some of whom may even be currently employed. There’s even an American connection. The incoming CEO of the New York Times was a former director general of the BBC who is now being asked why he killed a story exposing Savile’s misdeeds at the publicly funded media corporation.” “The new homosexuality is pedophilia.”

Obama tells Leno he struggles with “the math stuff.” On Tonight Show, Woman asks Obama what school subject he has trouble helping his daughters with. OBAMA: “Well, the math stuff I was fine with up until about seventh grade.” Wonder what his good subject was? Was there a golf course at his school?

A fat lot of nothing: Romney’s testimony, now released, called “devastating” to Allred’s claims. Al Capone’s vault was more interesting – and probably had more to do with Mitt Romney than this bunch of tripe.

Obama: “I Couldn’t Find My Plan.” Just one more thing amongst the long list of other things he can’t find with both hands and a flashlight. Don’t bother, champ, we’ve heard it’s not worth the paper it’s printed on anyway. Send in the clowns… Don’t bother, he’s here.

Obama describes Romney as “a bulls***ter.” This from the man who once said “I actually believe my own bullsh*t.” Projection – it’s not just for movies anymore.

Dems begin the Post-Obama blame game. The NY Times today published a piece “…that takes as its starting point the very real possibility that the president will lose, and that blame for that loss needs to be allocated…” And guess who is being blamed? If you said “George Bush”, BZZZZT! If you said “Bill Clinton”, you may be a Democrat….

Letterman “discouraged” to learn Obama not telling the truth about Romney and GM. “…you want your president to be telling the truth; you want the contender to be lying. And so what we found out today or soon thereafter that, in fact, the President Obama was not telling the truth about what was excerpted from that op-ed piece. I felt discouraged.” Well, we’ll see if Mr. Discouraged has the Fabricator-In-Chief on his show again.

JFK assassination: the finger points to the KGB. A new book suggests that while Oswald may have acted alone, he was being manipulated by hard-line Stalinist KGB agents acting on their own without authority from Premier Khrushchev. While others had motives to want JFK dead, Oswald had the means and opportunity and perhaps these agents gave him the motive: the visa he wanted to return to the USSR.

Disdain is the stain on Obama. “With his economic record an albatross, the likability factor helped to keep Obama ahead or tied in a race he should be losing. The problem for him now is that the more America gets to know him, the less it likes him.” As those who know him best will tell you, the “likability” is just an act. Anyone who’s ever seen the movie “The Great Man” will know what we mean.

Politico: Democrats see Obama agenda release as a desperation move, too. Too little, too late. If you wait until you’re about to get fired to start showing up for work, you’re wasting your time. On top of that, not even CNN thinks very highly about his “plan.” Scribble it down on a bar napkin at the 19th hole, did we?

Weinstein’s Bin Laden film cast Romney as villain. Film, set to air 2 days before election “…originally included a scene showing Gov. Mitt Romney ‘appearing to oppose the raid,’ a complete fabrication of history.” We’re sure it also depicts Gen. Barack Patton himself killing OBL with a five iron. Fore! More yearz!

Post-debate media depression. “Immediately to my right was F. Chuck Todd, oblivious to all around him, talking on the phone. I heard him say, ‘Yeah, Obama’s numbers are collapsing.'” We wouldn’t put it quite that way – we’d probably say “YEAH!!! Obama’s numbers are COLLAPSING!!!”

Reporter asking questions threatened by Eric Holder’s bodyguard. “After [the reporter’s] questions are ignored, and Holder is in the SUV, an unidentified uniformed security officer in Holder’s detail aggressively confronts and threatens Schoffstall. ‘Hey sir, they gonna be nice to you, I’m not,’ says the officer…” Good thing a Democrat is president or this would be evidence of our nation’s chilling descent into a police state run by fascistic thugs. (Video at the link.)

Is Donald Trump going to out Barack Obama for claiming to be an Indonesian citizen to gain foreign student aid and admission in college? Some interesting speculation on the Trump vs. Allred Wednesday afternoon stunt contest. We think this will all turn out like Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone’s vault… or a Sandra Fluke campaign rally in a parking lot. Nothingburgers, anyone?

Biden: Romney really isn’t qualified to be president. Seems Bozo the Debating Clown didn’t think that Romney showed any “vision of what he thought America’s role in the world should be.” But his boss, Snarky the Bayonet Master, “demonstrated a grasp and a gravity” and “had a worldview of where America’s position should be.” That’s the problem: we’ve seen where Obama thinks America’s position should be. We just don’t like bending over as much as Obama does.

CBS focus group in Ohio picks Romney the winner. “That’s 6-2 for Romney, and a couple of other interesting points. Obama tried very hard to belittle Romney in his response about the Navy, and that clearly backfired.” CBS journ0lists hardest hit. (Longer video segment at the link.)

Matthews tells Romney supporter regarding Benghazi: “Read a newspaper. Everybody knows it’s all about the video.” Geez, not that we watch MSDNC at all, but last we heard not even Matthews’ fellow Obama campaign staffers on his seldom-watched channel even think that anymore. Chris, you do know we’re well into October now, don’t you?

Chris Christie to Obama: “If you don’t think you can change Washington from inside the White House, let’s give you the plane ticket back to Chicago you’ve earned.” Well, that plane ticket back to Chicago may be the first thing Obama has ever earned.

62% of likely voters want a significant change from Obama policies in next four years. “People don’t want him to finish [what he’s started.] People want a change in direction.” Well folks, there’s only one way to ensure that occurs. And let’s make it convincing – let’s make it a Landslide.

Anti-Muslim filmmaker detained for almost a month…next court date three days after election. If only Nakoula Basseley Nakoula had committed statutory rape instead of making Barack Obama look bad… he’d have Hollyweird lefties staging telethons to get him out.

Obama asks Jeremiah Wright for election help. Former SF Mayor Willie Brown: “…last weekend, he [Obama] held a conference call with a collection of black preachers that included his old pastor, Jeremiah Wright. He wanted to talk to them about getting out the vote.” Underbusssed formerly useful idiot is now useful again… for a while, anyway.

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