Seinfeld star: I have a “man-crush” on Obama. We’d suggest using the decision-making method Alexander’s character, George Costanza, once espoused on the show: take whatever your first idea was and do exactly the opposite.

We ARE the 91%: only 9% of Americans cooperate with pollsters. People don’t answer their phones, and if they do answer they often hang up and refuse to cooperate with pollsters, and many of the few that do cooperate lie to them. It comes down to only 9% of sampled households actually respond vs. 36% fifteen years ago. But yeah, these polls are guaranteed accurate. We’ll see. UPDATE: Link to article fixed. There is an article there worth reading, not just the image. My error.

CA shuts down fifty-year-old burger joint for having counters “too tall.” Hey, California has fallen to 3rd worst state unemployment rate (after Nevada and Rhode Island) so they hafta fight like mad to regain the lead. We wonder if former Dallas Cowboys star Ed “Too Tall” Jones would be allowed to play in California…

41 million Tea Party supporters set to vote. “The AP/GFK poll shows that 31% of likely voters consider themselves Tea Party supporters… That 31% of likely voters figure is greater than the 19% who described themselves as either strongly or somewhat liberal.” Vote like you mean it this year, it could be your last chance.

Real objective of the Benghazi attack may have been US intelligence operations in North Africa and the Middle East. The ambassador’s murder may have been collateral damage. Is the Benghazi operation is linked to some bigger strategic outcome which we can only guess at? Well, until they play their next card, it’s all his fault…

Faced with Information Age problems, Obama offers Industrial Age Solutions. Tech companies are working on self-driving cars while Obama pushes high-speed rail. He’s stuck in the 1930s – just leave him and his party there and let the rest of us go on without them.

Storm clouds: The looming Obama recession. “…the deteriorating economic situation is the result of Obama’s policies… massive stimulus, auto bailouts, cash for clunkers, ObamaCare, Dodd Frank,.. If you were intentionally trying to trigger a recession, you’d be hard pressed to come up with more effective policies.” Yeah, but he’s so likeable, who cares if he’s driving us over a cliff?

California to offer State-Managed pensions for the Private Sector. Businesses with 5 or more employees that don’t offer pensions or 401(k)s will be required to contribute 3 percent of a worker’s salary to a retirement account. Having the California kleptocrats “manage” your pension is like having Otis the Town Drunk manage your liquor cabinet. Luckily the Gold-digger State doesn’t need to worry about job creation or anything like that.

Leno: “We wasted four years waiting for Obama to do something about the economy.” Au contraire, as they say in the land of the 75% tax rate. Obama DID do something about the economy, he made it frigging WORSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-em0Aqv81g

Bad optics: Woodward says Obama “disengaged”, CNN commentator says “View” appearance “foolish.” Forget 3 AM, Obama can’t be bothered answering a 3 PM phone call. He’s not even “phoning it in”, he’s having some staffer text it. It’s getting so bad, even the media is noticing. [Note: Woodward video at the link.]

Obama’s approval rating mirrors 2010. “For all of the wishful thinking in the mainstream press about President Obama’s positioning 40 days before this election, Obama’s approval rating looks remarkably similar to what it was on this date in 2010 – shortly before his party lost a historic 63 House seats and 6 Senate seats.” We’re sure that’s just a coincidence.

Sample problems with current polls: the resistant Libertarian/Tea Party voting bloc. “The sample in polls has become more Democrat leaning because those red hot angry Libertarian/Tea Party voters (who are strongly anti-big government and therefore anti-Democrat) are ducking the sampling.” One pollster said recently that only 9% of the people they call participate in his poll, an all-time low. There’s could be some big surprises in store Nov 6.

Pass it around. He’s not only President Zero, he’s President Zeros.

SEIU paid protesters at Romney Cleveland, Ohio rally. Eleven (not eleventy) bucks an hour. A “protest” about as “grass roots” and “spontaneous” as a terrorist attack on our embassy.

Can’t get the video to embed, but you can see it by going here.

Obama voter: Romney will raise taxes, dead ambassador “had it coming.” Funny, he doesn’t look like a MSNBC anchor.

New book says taxpayers spent $1.4 billion on Obama family last year. “In comparison, British taxpayers spent just $57.8 million on the royal family.” “… the ‘biggest staff in history at the highest wages ever,’ a 50 percent increase in the numbers of appointed czars and an Air Force One ‘running with the frequency of a scheduled air line.'” But when Mitt Romney spends his own money, he’s “greedy.”

Obama ad: “Time for a new economic patriotism.” Er, yeah, right… his new “plan” sounds a lot like his old “plan” only now he’s throwing “patriotism” into his word fog. Economic patriotism? [Salutes the TV] You betcha I’m gonna enlist! Where do I go to sign up, Goldman Sachs? Fore! More yearz! What it’s really time for is someone who has a freakin’ clue as to what they’re doing.

The Mansourian Candidate. “What happens when you put militant ideologies in civil society and protect them as you would the Kiwanis or the Rotary? What happens when the piranha swim with the goldfish? Well, the goldfish get et.” Whether Obama is a fifth-columnist mole or simply a useful idiot, his approach to militant ideologies is an existential threat to our society.

Over the cliff: Durable goods orders drop 13.2% in August; Q2 GDP downgraded from 1.7% to 1.3%. Durable goods drop was “…the worst decrease in almost four years, and a large signal that the American economy is diving into a recession.” Wake us when they announce QE4.

Obama: “I want to see us export more jobs.” “Quickly correcting his remark to be, ‘export more products,’ he joked, ‘I was channeling my opponent there for a second.'” No, you weren’t Zero… you and your bunch of circus clowns always manage to reveal the truth thru your numerous “gaffes.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwx6Qtfm4lo&feature=player_embedded

Ramin Mehmanparast, spokesman for Ahmadinejad, gets attacked by refugee Iranians on streets of New York. Another video Obama will probably blame for something or other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ew1voX0wnew

Former WH economic advisor Lindsey: Fed virtually funding the entire US deficit. “If this becomes the new ordinary, it’s hard to imagine the Fed’s maneuvering room” should another crisis hit. There will be none, and it will be the totalitarians’ chance to “transform” America… into North Korea.

Libyan president: Benghazi attack “preplanned act of terrorism.” Number one reason: the date (9/11.) Also suggets perpetrators “knew what they were doing”, unlike most spontaneous mobs. Movie had “nothing to do with this attack.” The culprit? Al Qaeda. (Video at the link is much longer than the YouTube clip below.) We’re in big trouble if the Libyan president is a bigger ally of Freedom of Speech than the “American” one is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yffy0-WSE1Y

“It’s my in-kind contribution to the Mondale campaign.” MSM polling frauds from the 1980s. Then WaPo editor Ben Bradlee once admitted his paper’s polling methodlolgy was crappy: “Tough sh…t, Rollins, I’m glad it cost you plenty. It’s my in-kind contribution to the Mondale campaign.” Are Obama’s 2012 polling “leads” the lamestream media’s “in-kind contribution” to their new BFF? You betcha.

Man crushed by steamroller on orders of Chinese officials. “The victim, He Zhi Hua, refused to accept a paltry payment from the government which has forcefully evicted Changsha Village locals in order to re-appropriate their land for commercial use.” The Chicom version of “eminent domain.” Yeah, their economic model is way better than ours.