Author: CO2Insanity

GLENN BECK RIPPED CONSERVATIVES WHILE TRYING TO GET CNN DEAL. In our opinion the headline should be GLENN BECK SELLS OUT.

Two legal guests tell CNN their Brown shooting audio might be a hoax. We thought about putting this up but it was from CNN and smelled like BS, which is redundant.

Justice Dept. Opens New Asylum Gate For Guatemalans. There must be a shortage of house cleaners in Washington, DC.

Top IRS ethics lawyer facing possible disbarment, accused of lying. On the bright side, at least her hard drive didn’t disappear. (Yet).

Mitt Romney: I Won’t Run. GOOD!

Former HHS Cyber Security Director Convicted For Child Porn. We have to wonder who appointed or hired this pervert? Sebelius? Obama?

California Forces Farm Workers into Union.

Workers at Fresno-based Gerawan Farms held an election in November to determine whether or not they would remain in the UFW. However, those ballots were never counted. The Agricultural Labor Relations Board (ALRB) seized the ballots until it could investigate UFW allegations of voter impropriety.

It appears to us if there’s any ‘voter impropriety’ the ALRB is committing it.

Celebrated #Ferguson Capt. Ron Johnson Pulls Gun on Unarmed White Kids on Bikes. Good thing he didn’t pull over some Hell’s Angels, he probably would have done an Al Roker in his pants.

What Happened to Chicago’s Crime Rate When Illinois Relaxed Gun Control Laws. This is what happens when thugs wonder if that 80 year old grandma they’re thinking about mugging might go Dirty Harry on their asses.

Burger King: US tax rate 40% vs. Canadian 26%. It appears Burger King is going to have it their way for a change.

BOB WOODWARD: ISIS HAS MORE MONEY, ANTI-AMERICAN ANGER THAN PRE-9/11 AL QAEDA. Even this big time liberal gets it. If they want Obama’s attention, they should tell him ISIS has hatched a plot to bomb all the golf courses in the country.

Texas School District’s Sign Is Almost Sure to Irk the Left: ‘Please Be Aware That the Staff at Argyle ISD Are…’ This should be the safest school in the country.

BLOODBATH AT CNN, HLN: AXING OF 550 JOBS ‘IMMINENT.’ What else would one expect from the Communist News Network but a purge. Comrade Stalin would be proud!

Former Marine Left With ‘Life-Threatening Injuries’ After Being Warned Restaurant Wasn’t a Safe Place for Whites: Witness. The police chief said “This does not appear to be a hate crime.” We thought this must be Chief Stevie Wonder until we checked.

Perry files habeas corpus motion to dismiss case. If this doesn’t work we’d go to plan B: Corpus delicti. 

Libya’s instability deepens as Islamist militias seize Tripoli airport. That smart diplomacy certainly worked well. Muslims just love democracy. It’s also smart diplomacy to give terrorists Libyan’s training at US flight schools and in nuclear science. Eleventy!

MAUREEN DOWD GOES NUCLEAR ON OBAMA’S GOLF ADDICTION. Liberals are sure slow on the uptake.

Report: Three White House Officials Attending Mike Brown Funeral – While No White House Officials Attended General Harold Greene’s… How’s that post-racial American thing working out? Evidently not so well.

Strong 6.1 Earthquake Rocks San Francisco Bay Area, Injures 89+, Significant Damage In Napa. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Ahhhhhhhhh! It’s global warming! We’re all gonna die!  Please contribute to Al Gore to stop this.

FERGUSON ON STEROIDS: 10 SHOT OVERNIGHT IN CHICAGO. We assume none were black people shot by white cops or it would be all over the news, Jesse and Al would be there asking for donations and Obama would still be golfing. (He does that no matter what’s going on.)

Liberals’ Darling $2.2 Billion Solar Plant Suddenly Needs More of the One Thing You Would Never Expect. Maybe they should switch to unicorn fart power or magic hippie dust.

Man to live on melting iceberg for one year to urge climate change action (Video). Meet the candidate for the Greentard of the Year Award. We’re going to laugh when one of those starving polar bears figures out there’s dinner on that iceberg.

Flashback: What’s Happened Since President Obama Released the Head of ISIS 5 Years Ago. Say what you like about this guy. He hasn’t spent the last 5 years dithering, vacationing, fund raising or golfing and he’s gotten results, unlike someone else we all know who’s crowing achievement is a screwed up health care plan.

Pennsylvania Substitute Teachers Hit by Obamacare Hour Cuts. More happy Obama voters who are discovering voting has consequences.

Curse Of Obamacare Now Curses Cursed Chicago Cubs [VIDEO]. Appears to be a case of voting has consequences. Perhaps they should change the Cubs logos on the tarps to Obama logos.