Author: CO2Insanity

Libyan militia uses vacated U.S. Embassy in Libya as swim club. Darn! We thought we were going to see some sexxy Libyan women in burquinis.

Pink Glocks? CA Lawmakers Target Makers of Toy Guns. Looks like the brain trust in Sacramento is incapable of figuring out that the first thing the crooks will do is start painting their guns bright colors thus rendering this law useless.

Atlantic City losing 2 casinos, 5K jobs in 3 days. The first result of the 2014 Summer of Recovery is in.

Ex-President Jimmy Carter says he still prays for peace in Middle East. Jimmy the Dhimmi.

Having solved all other problems, Obama to fix your dishwasher. Which means like everything else that Obama touches, dishwashers soon won’t be worth a damn.

Misunderstanderers of Islam Threaten to Machine-Gun Ohio School and Bomb Chicago Police. Yes, it looks like the FBI is right, we have no domestic Muslim terrorist.

IRS Warns of Phone Scam In Which Fake IRS Demands Money, Threatens Arrest. The motto here is don’t steal the IRS hates competition.

Myth of arctic meltdown: Stunning satellite images show summer ice cap is thicker and covers 1.7million square kilometres MORE than 2 years ago…despite Al Gore’s prediction it would be ICE-FREE by now. First the Antarctic sets a recrd, now this. It appears we won’t be having BBQ Polar Bear on a stick anytime soon.

FBI National Domestic Threat Assessment Omits Islamist Terrorism. Evidently they never heard of Dearbornistan or Detroitistan. Someone please send them a map.

Ouch: Harry Reid Just Received A Very Public Humiliation From His Own Alma Mater. Perhaps they should install an outhouse. We’d bet they’d raise the funds to put Harry Reid’s name on that in no time at all.

Idiotic: VA Training Manual Depicts Angry Veterans as Sesame Street Character. Well, this is all you veterans need to know about what the morons who run the VA think about you.

ISIS laptop reveals doomsday plan of weaponizing bubonic plague for mass death. Nothing to worry about, ISIS is just the Junior Varsity.

CNN’S RACE-BAIT BUMP ENDS; BACK TO WRESTLING MSNBC FOR LAST PLACE. Hey, at least they’re still ahead of Al Jazeera! Eleventy!

On the dismissal of the Chris McDaniel challenge in Mississippi. One more reason Mississippi is listed as the number one corrupt state.

Poll: More Dems See Climate Change as a ‘Major Threat’ to the U.S. Than the Islamic State. Living proof brainwashing works.

RETIRED REPUBLICAN SENATOR LEADS EFFORT TO SMASH LOCAL TEA PARTY. What was his campaign slogan? Vote for Pruneface?

DOJ To Give Money From Bank Of America Settlement To Liberal Activist Groups. No corruption to see here, please move on now.

Heartache for lefties: Elizabeth Warren defends Israel at Massachusetts town hall. It appear’s she’s also 1/32 Jew. Her new name is FAUXCAHONTASTEIN.

Census figures show more than one-third of Americans receiving welfare benefits. It appears all those summers of recovery are really paying off.

Obama tamps down prospect of strikes in Syria. No policy? We offer the suggestion that Obama should drop planeloads of school lunches approved by Michelle. They’ll die from starvation in no time at all.

JIMMY CARTER TO HEADLINE FUNDRAISER FOR HAMAS FRONT GROUP. Rosalynn must have hit him in the head with a frying pan back in the day.

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Al Qaeda magazine hints of looming attack; urges bombing of Vegas, military targets. What blows up in Vegas stays in Vegas.

MAN UNICYCLES ACROSS CANADA FOR GLOBAL WARMING DURING RECORD-BREAKING COOL SUMMER. Our irony meter just blew up.

New York Times Says ‘No’ To Cuomo. Bad Democrat = No governorship.