Author: CO2Insanity

Major Democratic Donor Supports Southern Secession. Well shut my mouth and call me corn pone!

State Of The Climate Report. The only warming going on is that climate scientists are on the hot seat.

SHERIFF DAVID CLARKE BEATS BLOOMBERG’S MONEY, DEFEATS ANTI-GUN OPPONENT. It appears Bloomberg is following in Obama’s steps snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Imagine That! I’m Wanted For ‘Hate Crimes’ In Canada… Look! It’s the Canadian Gay Mafia, eh. Must be comprised of lumber jacks who dress in women’s clothing and hang around in bars.

Obama adjusts Iraq narrative, now blames Bush for troop withdrawal. Webster’s should add new definitions for the word adjusts. We suggest lie, bullshit and fantasy for starters.

Poll: Most Would Vote for the GOP Because of Obama. Obama’s magic touch strikes again.

Obama Lifts Ban on Libyans Attending U.S. Flight Schools, Training In Nuke Science. More ‘smart diplomacy.’

Robin Williams has died at 63.

The coroner suspects the death was “a suicide due to asphyxia.”

RIP Robin. We’ve enjoyed you since the first “Nanoo Nanoo.” You can be happy you gave CNN something to talk about and analyze with 500 different talking heads for the next 6  months besides airplane crashes.

Vandalism, looting after vigil for Missouri man. Must be one of those non-existent sketchy neighborhoods.

RINO Huckabee Whines About the Label He Earned. If you look like a RINO, smell like a RINO and whine like a RINO, you’re a RINO.

OBAMA: ‘EXTREMIST IDEOLOGY’ THAT’S TAKEN OVER GOP, ‘BALKANIZATION OF MEDIA’ HAS ‘BLOCKED’ MY AGENDA. If Obama had chopped down a cherry tree he would have blamed the kid next door.

TEXAS JUDGE ORDERS REMOVAL OF YOUTUBE VIDEO EXPOSING ABUSE IN FOSTER CARE SYSTEM. Since we don’t like alleged cover-ups or alleged child abuse, this is going up.

‘Dead Broke’ Clintons Charge Up to $50k to Party With Them on Vacation. We have to ask. For a $50k donation do you get a free cigar?

CNN DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HONG KONG IS. They can’t find their ass with both hands either.

Angry Reactions After Town Opts to Rename ‘Kennedy Center’ in Honor of Another President. (Hint: He’s Still Alive.) Go ahead! Name it after Obama! With his “turn things to shit” touch, we figure the building will probably collapse very soon after it’s renamed.

A straw visor and muumuu for Hillary and SoulCycle shorts for Bill: Relaxed Clintons enjoy some downtime on the beach with their dogs. Seriously Hillary, why don’t you just buy a Burqa and get it over with.

Former GOP California Governor candidate arrested for ‘shooting his 40-year-old neighbor and killing a horse.’ If he claims he’s a RINO will Rove will post his bail?

RNC CHAIR REINCE PRIEBUS: ‘I DON’T KNOW’ WHAT GOP SHOULD DO IF OBAMA ENACTS EXECUTIVE AMNESTY.. Now that’s what we call REAL leadership. We guess that puppet master Karl Rove wasn’t there with his hand up Reince’s ass when he said this.

GAWKER: ONLY ‘BLACK’ NEIGHBORHOODS ARE BAD. Racist much Gawker?

Summer 2014 is the coldest in a decade. But but it’s supposed to be hot!

“It wasn’t clear if it was going to be a hot or a cool summer,” said National Weather Service meteorologist David Stark.

Yet they proclaim they can tell what the weather will be like in 50 or 100 years from now. Laughable.

‘We’re getting overrun and the danger is increasing… we need to open our eyes’: Sheriff leading probe into murder of Border Patrol agent claims armed illegal immigrants in military fatigues have been spotted on Texas ranches. Wearing military fatigues sounds to us like a great way to confuse the Border Patrol, National Guard and militia about who they’re looking at. If so, we suggest the people on our side start wearing sombreros and serapes and confuse them back.

James Brady’s Death Ruled a Homicide, the Police Say. Time to kick Hinckley out of the mental ward and try him for murder. We think he’d look good with a needle in his arm, noose around his neck, frying in the electric chair or with a few bullets in him from a firing squad. This will be a question to ponder for the liberals in Washington, D.C. We wonder if they’ll like the fact the Brady’s went full-tilt boogie on gun control and prosecute, or if they will ignore it because Brady was Reagan’s press secretary? As it is now he get’s out 17 days a month, something we don’t think should happen, especially now.

This Dad Was Baffled After Being Told His Fourth-Grader ‘Brought a Weapon to School’ — Then They Told Him What It Was. Next time bring mommy’s vibrator kid, you’ll get an A. (Unless the moron teacher’s think it’s a guided missile).

Tennessee Sen. Alexander fends off challengers to win GOP primary. Again groups of challengers dilute the vote.

Obama authorizes air strikes in Iraq, humanitarian air drops. Here’s one we didn’t think we’d be posting anytime soon.