Author: CO2Insanity

John Boehner Cries at Taco Bell Event. Isn’t it time this guy changes his name to Nancy and starts buying clothing at Fat & Wide where Hillary and Michelle shop?

IRS agents’ testimony: NO progressive groups were targeted by IRS. Yes folks. Not even a “smidgen of corruption” at the IRS.

Vandals target Smart cars in San Francisco. This is the 21st century version of cow tipping.

This Is Reportedly CBS’ Top Choice to Replace David Letterman. Looks to us like CBS must want to lose a lot of market share.

Ft. Hood Shooter Ran Free for 15 to 20 Minutes, Stopped by Military Policewoman. 15 to 20 minutes? Ridiculous.! And who’s fault is it that trained military personnel can’t carry weapons on base? Well, this time you CAN blame Bush. Perhaps they should change their motto to “The Great Place to Die.”

FBI seizes Native American, other artifacts at rural Indiana home. Looks like the 4th and 14th Amendments just died some more. Let’s just confiscate this guys stuff and find out if it’s illegal later. So much for due process. Welcome to Amerika.

Obama Heads to Fundraiser After Giving Brief Ft. Hood Statement. Again people lie dead and wounded and Emperor Douchbagius goes fund raising. What a guy.

Report: EPA tested deadly pollutants on humans to push Obama admin’s agenda. Meet the new Doctor Mengele.

Colorado Democratic governor faces ethics probe. While evidently minor, we have yet another “honest” Democrat in trouble. This must be the week for it. Who’s next?

‘We Are Going to Take That Gun’: Watch Dramatic Open Carry Arrest With an Ending You Probably Won’t See Coming. The first cop handled it right. The rest of them should have SS lapel pins. We hope this guy gets a good attorney and sues the stuffing out of SAPD.

http://youtu.be/7hCONc6Va8I

‘Guys, hot ladies are waiting to talk to you’: What deaf Obamacare customers were greeted with after being mistakenly directed to a sex chat number instead of insurance line. If Obamcare would do this they’d have no trouble getting more enrollees than they ever dreamed of.

British sniper kills SIX Taliban fighters with a SINGLE bullet: Ace marksman hit suicide bomber’s explosive vest from half a mile. This time the April Fools Joke was on the terrorists.

Exclusive: President Obama admits he was really born in Kenya and his real father is Louis Farrakhan. Dateline 4/1/2014. Washington, DC. This morning President Obama called a press conference where he admitted he was actually a citizen of Kenya and his real father is Louis Farrakhan. He also admitted he’s really a Muslim and that he was immediately banning Christianity and declaring himself Dictator for Life. He then said he was divorcing Michelle and making Reggie Love Queen, Joe Biden Court Jester and Sandra Fluke the new Birth Control Czar. Further news on these developments will be handed out as ordered by the new Minister of Stupid Propaganda, Nancy Pelosi who will probably blame it all on Fox News and Bush.

Sebelius left speechless when told Obamacare is unpopular. It’s called get your head out of your ass lady and see what’s going outside the planet Uranus.

7 militants blown up while making roadside bombs in a mosque in Ghazni. Reminds us of the old tale from the Brothers Grim: 7 At One Blow.

The inevitable “draft Jeb” campaign shifts into high gear. Are RINO Rove and his buddies bound and determined to lose another election?

Our Noel Sheppard Passed Away. It’s a sad day for conservative blogging. His voice will be missed by many. Rest in peace Mr. Sheppard.

Bill Maher Tricks Guests With ‘Racist’ Paul Ryan Quote That Was Actually Said by Michelle Obama — The Reaction He Gets Is Priceless. Watch the real racists in actions AKA Liberals.

http://youtu.be/R1oUAo3aPFc

BREAKING: Obama Administration Caught Giving FREE High Tech Military Equipment to Russia. Never mind my bag lunch! If you cross this line we’ll give you free high tech military shit!

Obama calls on Putin to move troops from Ukraine border. The more accurate headline at Drudge is “OBAMA PLEADS WITH PUTIN: MOVE TROOPS OFF UKRAINE BORDER.” He’s gone from drawing red lines to the demeanor of some kid begging the third grade bully not to give him a black-eye. We suspicion Obama will next offer Putin his lunch if he goes away.

LIBERAL RADIO HOST TO NRA BOARD MEMBER: ‘I WILL SHOOT YOU.’ Typical liberal. He can’t argue so he threatens. We’re informing this dumbass that since he’s made a very public threat to shoot an NRA board member, at this point it would be premeditated murder. In our opinion Mike looks like he’d probably pee his panties if he touched a gun anyway.

GOP candidate for Calif. governor is sex offender, served decade in jail for manslaughter. THIS is why the GOP can’t win in California. Now if this guy was a Democrat he might win hands down over Jerry Brown. THIS is also why we don’t give the GOP in California one cent. Frankly this guy shouldn’t have even been let into the convention.

PEW: MSNBC LOSES QUARTER OF PRIMETIME AUDIENCE. Evidently their ex-audience agrees with Pew that MSNBC stinks.

Her country is mourning for the victims of missing airline… but that doesn’t stop the queen of Malaysia from enjoying a round of golf. Look! It’s Obama’s soul-mate! She even uses the same type of stance!

Pennsylvania Attorney General Kane lawyers up. In our opinion, if there’s any ‘Good Ol’ Boy’s’ club in Pennsylvania, it obviously involves certain Democrats.