Author: CO2Insanity

Beijing hotel workers already ‘fed up’ with Obama entourage in 3400-square-foot, $8,350-per-night suite inconveniencing ‘pretty much everyone’ – and the first lady’s mother is ‘barking at the staff‘. We’d make an educated guess that the White House staff are probably having a party about now, chanting “Free at last! Free at last!”

The ‘Joys’ of Socialism in Venezuela… This is the definition of “hurry up and wait.” It’s also FUBAR.

Democrats in Pennsylvania Accepted Bribes to Oppose Voter Identification Laws. Perhaps they should change the name from Pennsylvania to Eastern Illinois. As usual Obama’s AAG Holder looks the other way.

Bribe-taking convict and accused fraudsters run for office in Illinois Democratic primary elections, as the state’s political legacy gets even smarmier. Well, this gives a whole new meaning to I Like Ike. If you like your corruption you can keep your corruption,

Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Sr. “on the edge of death,” son says. It looks to us like (as always) God will soon have the last laugh, not Phelps.

SOMALI SUICIDE BOMBER KILLS SELF. Premature detonation? We wonder if this dude had other problems? He’ll probably get 72 virgin pigs.

Obama: ‘Many folks’ will lose their doctors under Obamacare. If you like your liar, you can keep your liar. We’re having trouble here. Has he told more lies or played more golf games?

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: The Constitution is 400-Years-Old. Her brain must be a -400 IQ, assuming she has one.

Oversight report: 6 reasons Lois Lerner waived her Fifth Amendment rights. Meanwhile Congress does nothing about it save for some blustering. Is she waiving below? Or is she saying Heil Obama?

Tearful Dottie Sandusky tells how her imprisoned child molester husband misses ‘fun times with grandkids’ in first interview since he was jailed.

‘A friend had written to him and asked him what he missed, what did he take most for granted?’ she said.

‘He said family meals, the fun time with the grandkids playing ball, (and) doing special things with friends.’

Isn’t that last one what got him in trouble to begin with?

Bossy First Lady: Ban the Word ‘Bossy.’ OK Moochelle. How about we bring back the “c” word then?

WATCH: Palin Puts Twist on Dr. Seuss to Denounce Obamacare, Cronyism. Sarah Palin is no ditz she merely tells it like it is. McRino and Rove they need to go, or the next election they will blow.

DHS tells American border guards to run away from illegal immigrants hurling rocks at them, fleeing in vehicles. DHS should just start hiring French Border Patrol Agents and this will happen naturally.

2016? Hillary Clinton 47%, Jeb Bush 33%. Looks like Karl Rove and his RINO buddies need another wet dream.

Obama calls Putin to offer Russia a ‘way out’ of Ukraine crisis after he ordered first sanctions on Moscow. This is like British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain offering Hitler a way out before WWII. Comedy gold.

As Russia Swallows Up Crimea… Obama Plans Yet Another Vacation for This Weekend. Which no doubt will involve a game of golf or two by our masculine president.

Putin nominated for Nobel Peace Prize among record number of candidates. Meanwhile we hear Dear Leader is being nominated by Guinness World Records for most golf games by a president.

Michelle Obama Takes Another Pricey Trip. Looks like she can’ t even let the engines on Air Farce II cool off between vacations anymore.

Obama: Russia ‘on the wrong side of history.’ Proof that the old adage: It takes someone on the wrong side of history to know someone on the wrong side of history, is true.

‘There’s nothing fashionable about working at McDonald’s’: Fast food employees accuse Moschino of ‘mocking’ minimum wage earners with new $1,000 a dress collection. Well, this should close the wage gap. The working poor won’t be able to tell some rich bitch is one of them or not.

California governor Jerry Brown warns that legalizing marijuana could cost the state its competitive edge if everyone is ‘stoned.’ Sorry Jerry. One look at most liberals should tell you you’re way too late.

De Blasio looking to install ‘black box devices’ into NYC taxis that would turn the meter off when cabbies speed. Already trying to out Nanny ex-mayor Nanny Bloomberg? We have a suggestion. How about a device that turns off liberal politicians when they’re being stupid? Probably undo-able as it would sap the nation’s power grid in about 2 seconds flat.

Surviving Climate Change – By Genetically Altering You. In our opinon it looks like someone’s been watching Waterworld too often.

U.S. economic growth revised sharply downward. Looks to us like it must be about time for Summer of Recovery 5.

OBAMA COULD PULL RUSSIA TRIP AMID UKRAINE TUMULT. We bet Putin’s really quaking in his boots about this threat. Perhaps that red line Obama drew was actually pink.