Author: CO2Insanity

READ THE NOW-VIRAL EMAIL A CHICAGO SANDWICH SHOP SENT ITS EMPLOYEES JUST DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. Now this is what we call a last, best and final offer: Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

Plus Size Barbie On Modeling Site Sparks Debate Over Body Image. We think they should call her Bloated Barbie. Oh, she needs cankles, too. We think next they need Gay Ken. Look at those chins!

Dennis Rodman leaves North Korea: No Kim Jong Un meet, “awesome” basketball players. Sorry Dennis. Little Kimchi was too busy offing his uncle’s extended family this week. In North Korea the sins of the uncle affect the entire family. Just wait until that basketball team loses.

M&S faces boycott as it lets Muslim staff refuse to sell alcohol or pork. PC gets crazier every day. This should be a simple if they don’t want to do that job they should work elsewhere.

Judge halts road scheme because it might have impact on ELVES. Meet Obama’s next pick for the Supreme Court.

Al Sharpton’s Chicago town hall erupts: People want jobs, not gun control. Looks like the herd is beginning to see through the Democrat bullshit. They’re thinking for themselves instead of blindly going with the status quo. You can only bend forward so much.

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Weary Obama seeks Hawaii sun’s waking touch. Yes we know Mr. President, all that golf really tires you out, not to mention those mult-million dollar trips to take selfies.

Duck Dynasty’s $400m empire booms despite gay sex row: Walmart SELLS OUT of show merchandise as fans flock to support Phil. Except for the two Hillbillies in Deliverance, Redneck America has spoken.

Hours before Obama’s year-end press conference, HealthCare.gov goes down again. Man, you couldn’t pay people to screw up like this…..oh, um, nevermind.

Ha: Heroin Found in Massachusetts Labeled ‘Obamacare.’ This must be another of those you have to read it to find out things. We wonder if this was headed for Washington, DC? Perhaps they should drug test Congress.

2013 Will Finish One Of The Ten Coldest Years In US History, With The Largest Drop In Temperature. Pass the snowmobile suits! At this rate fur lined bikinis will soon be the summer norm.

WHITE HOUSE DAMAGE CONTROL: OBAMACARE REPEAL WILL ‘COST TOO MUCH.’ Yes it’s always better to continue to throw good money after bad! Eleventy!

Chris Christie and N.J. Democrats reach agreement on DREAM Act. Perhaps Christie should be referred to as Fat Jerry Brown.

GLENN BECK MAKES A VERY EXCITING OFFER TO THE CAST OF ‘DUCK DYNASTY.’ We hope A&E enjoys being on the receiving end.

Obama commutes sentences of eight crack cocaine offenders. Well, now we know he’s a crack President.

Did State Department blow $11.5 million on Obama’s trip to Mandela funeral (NOT including the cost of Air Force One)? Man, those were some expensive selfies! Only $2.875 million apiece! (NOT including the cost of Air Force One).

Target: Hack may have hit 40 million accounts. So, while the NSA was tracking little Johnny’s phone conversation with grandma, hackers stole 40 million accounts from Target. We have to ask why doesn’t the NSA re-focus on cyber crime instead of usurping the 4th amendment?

CNN FALSELY CLAIMS ‘DUCK DYNASTY’S’ ROBERTS COMPARED BESTIALITY TO HOMOSEXUALITY. We can’t imagine why CNN’s market share is dropping like the Hindenberg. Perhaps they should rename it Pravda West?

$37,680,000,000: THAT’S HOW MUCH THE U.S. SPENT ON FOREIGN AID IN 2012 — HERE’S A CHART THAT HELPS EXPLAIN IT. Meanwhile veterans get their benefits cut and everyone gets their healthcare costs jacked up. This money should be spent in the US.

UNSETTLING REPORT: CLOSED-DOOR TESTIMONY APPEARS TO ‘BOLSTER CLAIMS’ OF BENGHAZI STAND DOWN ORDERS, INADEQUATE RESPONSE. If Hillary runs, whoever runs against her should have the campaign slogan “What difference does it make?” and ram it where the sun don’t shine.

Robots are the not-too-distant future of war. Danger! Danger! Danger Will Robinson! You’re about to be taken over by us!

‘SEARCH WARRANTS MAY NOW BE BASED ON PREDICTIONS OF THE COMMISSION OF FUTURE CRIMES.’ Psychics will be in high demand for law enforcement jobs in Texas. Too bad Karnak the Magnificent isn’t around anymore. The 4th Amendment will now be used as toilet paper in this moron judge’s house.

Obama ‘hijacks’ tech executive meeting to make ‘PR pitch’ on Obamacare website fix instead of dealing with NSA surveillance. Somehow, everything and anything always ends up being about President Narcissus. Notice Marissa Mayer is keeping her distance from funny Uncle Joe.

Judge: NSA phone metadata surveillance likely unconstitutional. We have to ask WTF “likely unconstitutional” means? To us it sounds like the chickenshit ruling of the century. Perhaps the judge needs to check if there’s any balls under that robe.

Fine print: State can seize your assets to pay for care after you’re forced into Medicaid by Obamacare. Ah! More good news for Obama voters! We hope you all enjoy being bent forward over your electric hospital bed mattress! We hope all you young Obama voters enjoy watching your inheritance disappear, not to mention your exorbitant Obamacare rate increases.