Author: CO2Insanity

Down Joe! Hilariously awkward moment Biden gets a bit too friendly with White House reporter at Christmas party. Uh oh! Looks like funny Uncle Joe is out again, groping around where he shouldn’t. Perhaps he’s dreaming of a Hooter’s Christmas.

JOHN MCCAIN SAYS THE CIA ‘DID NOT TELL THE TRUTH’ TO CONGRESS ABOUT THIS. Senator Sherlock McCain deduces the obvious. We hear Dr. Watson’s response was “No shit Sherlock.”

Inside the Saudi 9/11 coverup. So why the big secret? Perhaps this is why Obowma bowed to the Saudi King?

Store greeter FIRED for putting out fire in customer’s car because bosses say his actions were ‘against company policy.’ Most businesses would love to have an employee that has a brain, takes responsibility and can deal with an emergency. We hope Meijer customers cause this stupidity to be reversed.

Fonda Foundation Not So Charitable, Records Show. Looks like Hanoi Jane likes other people’s money. Below is one of the comments posted from a man who was in the Hanoi Hilton when she visited.

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Michael Benge letter excerpt, 1999: At one time, I was weighing approximately 90 lbs. (My normal weight is 170 lbs.). We were Jane Fonda’s “war criminals.” When Jane Fonda was in Hanoi, I was asked by the camp communist political officer if I would be willing to meet with Jane Fonda. I said yes, for I would like to tell her about the real treatment we POWs were receiving, which was far different from the treatment purported by the North Vietnamese, and parroted by Jane Fonda, as “humane and lenient.” 

Because of this, I spent three days on a rocky floor on my knees with outstretched arms with a piece of steel rebar placed on my hands, and beaten with a bamboo cane every time my arms dipped. Jane Fonda had the audacity to say that the POWs were lying about our torture and treatment.

We have to ask why the lying bag is still at large.

FREE OBAMA PHONES COST TAXPAYERS NEARLY $90 MILLION IN FRAUD. We wonder, how much got kicked back?

WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR HOW MANY FARM SUBSIDIES ARE GOING TO GROUPS IN…THE CITY OF CHICAGO — INCLUDING ONE ASSOCIATED WITH LOUIS FARRAKHAN. We should all plant a tomato plant in the backyard and apply.

‘A public safety disaster’: Obamacare could force THOUSANDS of volunteer fire departments to close. If you like your volunteer fire department you can keep your volunteer fire department. Uh huh.

GM appoints Mary Barra first female CEO. So tell us, when’s the first Gucci Corvette coming out?

Black fashion student says Hasidic men attacked him, shouted anti-gay slurs in Williamsburg. So John Lennon’s song is true: Instant Karma’s gonna get you, Gonna knock you right in the head. Remember, it’s just a game. Isn’t it?

OBAMA CAUGHT SNAPPING SELFIE AT MANDELA MEMORIAL. Say what you want about her, but at least the First Lady is acting in a dignified manner that her position requires, unlike the Three Stooges next to her.

Alan Grayson loses $18M in fraud scheme. Couldn’t happen to a nicer dumbass.

COLD DIS-COMFORT: ANTARCTICA SET RECORD OF -135.8. So, who’s going to be the first ass-clown to claim this is due to global waming?

Californians encouraged to get the Christmas gift that gives all year long: Obamacare. If you can’t afford Obamacare as a gift, we suggest as an alternative give a big jar of Vaseline. They’ll need it.

Judge Jeanine: Hang on to your hats, another big lie about to be exposed. Well, well, well. It looks like if you like your cancer, you can keep it. Perhaps they should rename Obamacare to Pinocchiocare.

Eric Cantor calls for GOP unity. Want a good start Eric? You, Boeher, McCain, McConnel, Rove and all the other RINOs should stick your loser Republican values and take a hike.

ObamaCare Architect Zeke Emanuel: If You Like Your Doctor, “You Can Pay More” (Video). Good thing this guy doesn’t design bridges or skyscrapers.

This Week in History: Republican Party Abolishes Slavery. Dear President Obama. You should thank the Republican Party for the fact you’re the President. If the Democrat Party had it’s way, that may never have happened.

LIBERAL TALK RADIO DEAD IN LA; REPLACED BY RUSH AND SEAN. How will LA residents cure their insomnia now?

Chris Matthews on his Obama interview: “He came to us. He came amongst us.” We bet Chris came too.

U.N., Mexico: Truck with radioactive load stolen. Don’t worry, DHS has you covered, no one will light off a dirty bomb.

All of the U.S. ports of entry have radiation detectors in place, and trucks crossing the border are routinely screened for radiation.

Just ignore the sieve known as the U.S. — Mexico border.

Martin Bashir quits at MSNBC over Palin slur. You can fall on your sword, or we’ll give you a push.

Americans Want Congress Members To Pee In Cups To Prove They’re Not On Drugs. We suggest they add the White House and SCOTUS while they’re at it.

Poll: Young People Abandoning Obama over Obamacare. You can fool all the low information voters some of the time, and some of the low information voters all the time, but you cannot fool all the low information voters all the time. It appears some are coming out of their stupor when they find out they’re getting bent forward.

IL Common Core School Assignment Requires Parents to Self-Identify as Conservative or Liberal. We would have written “None of your damn business” on it and asked  shouldn’t the title be be “Are You a Communist?”