Author: CO2Insanity

Professor demands ‘rape culture’ investigation over satirical article touting vagina-shaped building. She probably couldn’t pay someone to rape her.

TOP SCIENTIST: HUMANS EMERGED AFTER CHIMPANZEE HAD SEX WITH PIG. If true, all Muslims are part pork so we guess they’ll start offing each other any day now.

CNN Target Audience Shrinks By 62 Percent. Looks like the Communist News Network is in a race to the bottom with MSLSD. Perhaps they should hire Alec Baldwin for the win.

Hitler has Obamacare and man is he PO’ed. If you like your doctor, you’re so screwed.

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EXCLUSIVE–TEA PARTY PATRIOTS: KARL ROVE CANNOT ‘BUY HIS WAY INTO THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT.’ Karl’s blown two elections. Why anyone think’s he’s qualified to do anything but screw it up a 3rd time is beyond us. He needs to retire to the donut shop.

‘THAT’S MY JOB’: OUTRAGED MOTHER SAYS HER DAUGHTER’S SCHOOL CROSSED THE LINE WITH PRIVACY INFRINGEMENT. Cell phones confiscated after and incident between a staff member and a student video was taken. The school’s response?

The school’s spokesperson told KATU its Standards of Student Conduct handbook permits staff to confiscate property that could be “injurious or detrimental to the safety and welfare of the students and staff.”

Yes, we bet the video’s would be injurious to the staff. Especially their bank account when they get sued.  We hope everyone that had their phones confiscated and snooped in get a good attorney and sues their socks off.

Al Gore goes vegan. Well, now we can legitimately call him Mr. Potato Head.

In The Future, You May Have To Pay The Bank To Hold Your Money. If you like your money you can pay us to keep it. Meanwhile the Democrats want more taxes. Dumbasses!

BRAD THOR HAS A NEW GUN PRODUCT THAT COULD BE THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR THE CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT HOLDER — OR SECRET AGENT — IN YOUR LIFE. CO2 Insanity’s Christmas shopping tip #1. If someone you know has a CCW, this could be the cat’s meow Christmas gift. Even if you don’t pack, it’s better than carrying around a European shoulder bag.

Florida: DOJ Forced Cancellation of School Board Meeting on Islam Bias in Textbooks. Ericstan Holderstan destroys the 1st Amendment via threats and intimidation. Sounds like those friendly Gestapo dudes Hitler liked so much.

CITY ORDERS BAR TO REMOVE SIGN THAT SAYS ‘THANK A VETERAN FOR YOUR FREEDOM!’ This whole effing country is going nuts. We’ll make sure next time we go to Huntington Beach to patronize Johnny’s Saloon. Any other spending will be done in another town.

High-speed rail funding takes a big hit from Sacramento judge. Looks like Jerry Brown’s Boondoggle Express will have to wait. At least one person in the state has some brains. Thanks Judge Kenny.

Now He Tells Us: Time’s Mark Halperin Says Obamacare Does Indeed Contain “Death Panels,” And That’s Right There in the Black-and-White Letter of the Law. If you like your death panel, you can keep them.

YOUNG AMERICANS NOT RECEIVING PROMISED OBAMACARE SUBSIDIES. Like P.T. Barnum Obama said: There’s a sucker born every minute. Suck it suckers!

Poll: Majority of Americans do not trust Obama. Would you buy a used car from this man? Not us.

AL SHARPTON CONDEMNS ‘KNOCKOUT’ GAME. Did we wake up in the Twilight Zone this morning?

Subcontractor working on Obamacare site under FBI investigation. They issued death threats. How were they going to kill someone? Sign them up for Obamacare?

FEDS LOSE $139M ON LOAN TO ELECTRIC CAR MAKER. Yet another Obama success story!

British Students Threatened With “Racial Discrimination Note” If They Miss Islam Trip. We hate to break the news to you genius school teachers but Islam is a religion, not a race. Duh!

RUSSELL SIMMONS: OBAMACARE ALREADY SAVED THOUSANDS, POSSIBLY MILLIONS, OF LIVES. “Kool Aid Kool Aid, Taste Great, Wish We Had Some, Can’t Wait!”

EXCLUSIVE — MCCONNELL: TEA PARTY ‘BULLIES’ WHO NEED PUNCH IN NOSE. If grandpa RINO wants to punch someone in the nose it should be Harry Reid, a bigger bully than anyone on the Tea Party.

WHITE HOUSE DELAYS SECOND ROUND OF OBAMACARE SIGNUPS…UNTIL AFTER THE 2014 MIDTERM ELECTIONS. Obama breaks his own law again. Looks like another round of premium spikes will happen conveniently right after the next election. If the Republicans RINOs don’t rail about this 24 x 7 before the elections they’re crazy.

WHY THE TWO TEENS ACCUSED OF BEATING WWII VET DELBERT BELTON TO DEATH NOW NEED TO BE PROTECTED. Well, in our humble opinion they should at least wait until the trial is over.

California votes against extending canceled health policies. It looks like President Four Pinnochio’s “If you like your insurance plan, you will keep it,” is now a double down lie. About 1,000,000 people in California just got screwed (again) by Obama and the morons in Sacramento. Bend forward Californians, as long as you keep voting Democrat that’s the only position you will be in.

BOEHNER: IMMIGRATION REFORM ‘ABSOLUTELY NOT’ DEAD. Boehner bends over and then flip-flops again. Can this RINO even stand up straight?