Author: CO2Insanity

GOP REP. CONFIRMS ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT WILL BE FILED AGAINST ERIC HOLDER – HERE ARE THE LAWMAKERS WHO ARE SUPPORTING THE EFFORT. Time for Holder and Obama to get their deck of 57 race cards out.

GAO: $1 billion TSA behavioral screening program ‘slightly better than chance.’ We wonder how much the odds would improve if they stop frisking 90 year old grandma’s Depends and stop being PC and ignoring Muslims?

Calif. Insurance Commissioner: More Than 1M Californians Having Insurance Cancelled Due To ACA. If anyone in the Republican Party has half a brain they need to vote to ensure Obamacare keeps on rolling out. This could be the worst thing for the Democrats since Jimmy Carter.

California Lawmakers Want Porn Stars to Wear Safety Goggles. So what’s after this in Nannyfornia? We predict the below will soon be required for porn flicks made there.

http://youtu.be/hh4yp07UKEg

McCain: Tons of people want me to run for president again. We think by “tons of people” he means he got one letter from Karl Rove.

Seniors lose insurance and doctors under Obamacare. Who needs death panels? Just bankrupt the elderly so they can’t afford medication or treatment and wait for them to croak.

Washington D.C. Spends $133,573,928 to Enroll Five People in Obamacare Exchanges. Hi. We’re from Obamacare and we’re here to help you. Reagan must be spinning in his grave, GW Bush must be laughing his ass off.

Former MSNBC host rants at Obama on Twitter after health insurance plan cancelled. Obamacare reality bitch-slaps another liberal.

Big F’ing Deal: Delaware Has Spent $4 Million to Enroll Four People in Obamacare. Delaware should change the state slogan from “It’s Good Being First” to “It’s Good Being Dumb.”

The Obamacare website is now fixed. Finally! Truth in advertising!

TSA to Pre-Screen Air Travelers’ Tax Info, Property Records, Travel History. Another case of if you like your privacy you can’t keep your privacy.

Polling Machine Problems Happening In Swing County In Virginia. Let the voter fraud begin!

Kerry says Saudi Arabia must decide on women drivers. It looks like Secretary of State Ketchup’s view of what is globally important need some catching up on. NSA spying? Terrorist? The global economy? China? North Korea? Pakistan? Afghanistan? Iran? Iraq? No problem! Want fries with those driver’s licences ladies?

IT BEGINS: Major Security Breaches Reported on Healthcare.gov. If you like your privacy, you can’t keep it.

EPIC FAIL: Now JIMMY CARTER is calling Obama an incompetent loser. Having Jimmy Carter tell you you’re incompetent takes incompetence to a whole new level. Perhaps Jimmy should send Obama his copy of Presidency for Dummies?

This Is The Most Embarrassing Plane-Pooping Story Ever. Talk about the shit flying, this is it! (I know, its not political, but I fell out of my chair laughing, which by the way, still hurts)

TENNESSEE STATE SENATOR PRESENTS KATHLEEN SEBELIUS WITH REALLY EMBARRASSING ‘GIFT’ – AND SHE DOESN’T LOOK VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT. Now if someone will only write How Healthcare Works for Dummies! We suggest Chapter 1 be titled “Men don’t get pregnant and don’t need maternity coverage.”

UNREPENTANT TERRORIST AYERS’ BOOK BOMBS, DESPITE MSNBC SUPPORT. Well, at 467 copies he’s doing better than Obamacare signups.

47M Americans hit by food stamp cuts starting today. Chicago Jesus rewards his low-information voters. You’d think he could at least come up with some loaves and fishes for them. Genuflect forward!

Obamacare Saw 248 Enrollments in First Two Days. 1 + 1 = Potato. Considering the US population is about 312 million, this basically sucks. Yet another fail from King Barry.

CONGRATULATIONS, DEMOCRATS! Nearly Half of New York Doctors Bailing on Obamacare. If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor he’ll tell you to take a hike.

Sebelius says ‘Obamacare website never crashed’. Obamacare website promptly crashes. It appears the Al Gore effect has morphed into the Sebelius effect.

Facebook is Lifting Its Ban on Decapitation Videos. Zuckerberg panders to the Muslim terrorists. What next Mark? Ads for child bride dating services in Yemen?

NSA Intercepts 70 Million French Calls in 30-Day Period – France Summons US Ambassador All the NSA heard was the word retreat, 70 million times.

Co2Insananity will temporarily leave the building. My friends, effective Tuesday October 8, I won’t be writing for a few days. As everyone will be wondering why, here’s the skinny.

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