Author: CO2Insanity

CNBC HIT BY LOWEST RATINGS IN 20 YEARS. It appears the only demographic group watching this reside in mental institutions.

Sticker Shock: Californians suddenly discover why all the Republican shouting over #Obamacare. Welcome to the United States of Dystopia, which is what the Democrat goal is.

Libyan Government Demands Explanation After U.S. Raid. We’d tell them to demand in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first. Where’s the explanation for Benghazi? Hmmmm?

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT BILL HARRY REID JUST PASSED DURING THE GOV’T SHUTDOWN? No, not gas, although we bet he passes plenty of that.

Student removed from school lessons after shaving head for charity. Common sense is dead. RIP.

DC attacker a dental hygienist, shot dear after chase. Well, you can bet MSNBC, CNN, CBS, NBC and ABC will be disappointed she wasn’t a white Tea Party member from the South wearing KKK sheets.

“Bang, Bang,” You’re Suspended: Second-Grader Sent Home for Carrying Invisible Gun. The pussyfication of America continues.

Obama: Imagine if workers could shut down a manufacturing plant just because they didn’t get what they want. Whatever code word the Secret Service uses for Obama we suggest they change it to something like clueless, dense or moron. No teleprompter = no brain.

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP: GUESS WHAT THE OBAMACARE HOTLINE NUMBER NEARLY SPELLS. How appropriate! Bend forward and cough up your money.

Congress members seen ‘drinking’ during late-night debate as the brakes are put on Obamacare leading government to brink of a shutdown. Well, this explains Obamacare. They must have all been tanked when they voted on it.

NSA Uses Facebook And GPS Data To Identify Suspects In Networks Of Americans. Looks like about all you can do privately these days is take a piss. We wouldn’t be surprised if those urinal cakes have microphones in them.

Second-in-command of the country’s nuclear arsenal is suspended as he is investigated for GAMBLING. Nice the government puts potential blackmail victims in charge of nuclear secrets. We have to wonder why the all seeing all knowing NSA didn’t know about this one.

Obamacare Provides $7,200 ‘Divorce Incentive,’ $11,000 for Older Couples. Neat trick. Use Obamacare to break down the traditional family. Alinsky would be so proud.

NBC Announces Week of Programming to Help Obamacare Succeed. Ja mein Fuhrer! Ve vill help with ze Obamacare propaganda. Herr Goebbels vould be so proud!

‘No children, happy to go extinct’, tweets weatherman after grim climate-change report made him cry (now he’s considering a vasectomy). The real reason this dumbass needs a vasectomy is so he doesn’t pollute the gene pool with stupidity.

White House to announce $300M in aid Friday to make Detroit safer, erase blight. Talk about throwing money down a rat hole. We predict that the two-legged Demorats in Detroit will chew though this green cheese in record time and no blight will be eliminated. Then they’ll ask for more.

Cruz battle against Obamacare dies in landslide Senate vote. Well, hopefully Obamacare will include free vaccinations for Republicans against RINO Virus. Now we can wait to see of Boehner bends over.

Krokodil, Russia’s rot-your-flesh zombie dope, appears in Phoenix. Think Zombies aren’t real? Think again.

NEIGHBORS PETITION TO STOP BRONZE STAR WINNER FROM BUILDING A HOME IN THEIR AREA, AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHY. This guy should get the house, sell it to the local Hell’s Angels chapter and move someplace where he’s wanted. It would be sweet revenge on the pukes in this neighborhood.

Humans to blame for global warming, says landmark UN report. Yes, let’s conveniently use data from 1951 to 2010 that fits our BS. Also, please conveniently ignore the 15 years of no warming and the 19,000 Manhattan’s worth of additional Arctic ice this year. We wonder, is his bad comb-over is caused by global warming or Al Gore giving him noogies?

THE RACIALLY-MOTIVATED MASS-SHOOTING THE MEDIA DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. Shoot whitey and it’s A-OK with the MSM.

‘Be f*****g presidential’: Samuel L Jackson’s extraordinary rant at Obama for trying to ‘relate’ by dropping his g’s. We wonder what Samuel will have to say about Obama begging the President of Iran for a handshake? Instead of droppin his g’s he’s dropping to his knees.

Going Postal. Well hell, yanno it takes a lot of money to maintain Dianne’s chins.

Tubby O.J. Simpson is caught stealing COOKIES from prison cafeteria. If the cookies don’t fit, you must acquit!

MSNBC’S TOURE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE KENYA IS. Well, how can you expect a guy that can’t find his ass with both hands to know where Kenya is? At least he got the right continent.