Author: CO2Insanity

Defense Department training manual used by thousands of troops characterizes Founding Fathers as ‘extremists.’ Yes, let’s brainwash the troops so when they’re ordered to fire upon ‘extremists’ Tea Party members and other conservatives they’ll feel like they’re really doing their duty!

The move to defund “Obamaphones.” Let the whining, crying, bitching and moaning begin! We can here the “but I’m entitled” already.

Anthony Weiner emerges unscathed after car accident in NYC. We wonder if he grabbed the wrong stick-shift? Remember Mr. Weiner, sexting while driving is dangerous.

SOME NSA EMPLOYEES SPIED ON THEIR LOVE INTERESTS. Trust us, we’re from the NSA! If you believe that, we have a steaming pile of crap we’ll tell you is a Ferrari and you can buy it for only $1,000,000.00.

DA: Race not a factor in Aussie’s Oklahoma slaying. Here’s a case where DA obviously stands for DumbAss.

WWII vet, beaten by teens outside Eagles Lodge, dies. Our sincere thanks to this WWII Veteran who fought for the freedom of speech that our first post-racial President used to stir up the country about the death of Trayvon Martin. We also thank him for fighting for the freedom of expression these two cowards used to allegedly kill him in what has the appearance of an act of racial revenge. We won’t hold our breath waiting for Obama, Biden, Holder, Pelosi, Feinstein, Boxer, Jackson, Sharpton, Rangel, Waters, Hillary, or the Martins to say anything about what appears to be a racially motivated hate crime. Regardless if the motive was racial or a mugging gone bad, may Delbert Benton Rest In Peace, he didn’t deserve this.

UPS won’t insure spouses of many employees. “You can keep your health plan!” Well, how about “You can keep your health plan!” ….but your wife can’t!

EXCLUSIVE: Feds are building a detective squad to target consumers and companies that don’t follow Obamacare’s rule We suggest they start by investigating the biggest Obamacare lawbreaker of all, Obama. How many Obamacare laws has he already illegally put off? A lot.

HOMELAND SECURITY EMPLOYEE’S HATE-FILLED WEBSITE TO PREPARE BLACKS FOR THE ‘INEVITABLE CLASH WITH THE WHITE RACE.’ The fact this guy is still employed by the Federal Government really tells us all we need to know about the Obama administration.

WTH? California Elementary School Ends Kneeling Before the Principal Policy. Class, kneel for Principal Jesus. All rise.

NSA collected thousands of online communications by Americans. Smile! You’re on Candid Computer!

Russia blocks Greenpeace ship from entering Arctic waters. About time someone stood up to these dildos. As an aside, shouldn’t Greenpeace be using a sailboat with no engine that uses solar power for electricity? Just askin’!

More from WaPo’s bombshell: Feinstein didn’t know about NSA’s audit of privacy violations. You have to approve them spying on everyone before you figure out what the hell is going on.

Muslim group blasted for planning mass demonstration on Sept. 11. What a great day for a 10.0 earthquake in Washington, DC.

Atlanta breaks a century-old temperature record. Egad! We’re all going to burn up! It’s global warming! Errr, global warm-cooling?

JESSE JACKSON JR. TO GRAB $8,700 PER MONTH IN DISABILITY, PLUS PENSION IN PRISON. Hey! We have mood disorder! Thanks to Obama we’re constantly pissed off! Please advise where we can get our $8,700 a month checks!

Corrupt former mayor right at home teaching at Harvard. Say what you like about JFK, but he no doubt would puke over this puke.

THE STUNNING THING OBAMA’S FORMER BODYMAN CLAIMS THE PRESIDENT DID DURING DAY OF BIN LADEN RAID. This is what you call a leader?

“Most people were like down in the Situation Room and [Obama] was like, ‘I’m not going to be down there, I can’t watch this entire thing,’” Love recalled during a Q&A at an Artists & Athletes Alliance event.

And playing Spades? Isn’t that racist?

NOW CNN WEIGHS IN: IS TED CRUZ ELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT? Both Obama and Cruz have mother’s that were US Citizens and fathers who were not. We consider Obama’s birth certificate to be dubious at best, we assume Cruz’s is available to see. At least we know where Cruz was born, we’re not certain about Obama. Obama’s school records are sealed, we assume Cruz’s are or will be made available. It’s interesting how Obama’s situation is perfectly OK with the same MSM that’s already starting to excoriate Cruz. This seems to tell us that what unnerves liberals is a strong Tea-Party type and not the RINOs that Karl Rove wants to run.

WHITE HOUSE ISSUES ANOTHER OBAMACARE DELAY ON KEY MEASURE. We’re beginning to think Obamacare was designed to be a 4 year long distraction to keep everyone’s eyes focused upon it so the rats in Washington, DC can get away with murder.

JOURNALIST MICHAEL HASTINGS WAS INVESTIGATING CIA DIRECTOR JOHN BRENNAN BEFORE HE WAS KILLED IN FIERY CAR CRASH. Yep, that sure was an accident. Wasn’t it?

NOAA closes 600 ‘hot’ weather stations. Well, it looks like we’ll have less dystopian weather reporting from the government. This may be an upside of James Hansen retiring.

MURAL OF GEORGE ZIMMERMAN SHOOTING TRAYVON MARTIN UNVEILED IN FLORIDA STATE CAPITOL. This painting should be named “Cognitive Dissonance.”

DID YOU CATCH THE PRESIDENT’S U.S. GEOGRAPHY FAIL ON LENO TUESDAY? Somewhere in those 57 states are Gulf of Mexico ports located on the Atlantic Ocean. Eleventy!

MITT ROMNEY OFFERS ADVICE TO GOP AMID EFFORT TO DEFUND OBAMACARE. Great. Get advise from losers. With Mitt Romney and Karl Rove giving advise the GOP is GUARANTEED to lose by a larger margin than last time.