Author: CO2Insanity

Egyptian anti-Obama video goes viral, blames him for siding with Muslim Brotherhood. It appears the Egyptians are tired of the Inept One’s meddling. We hope it doesn’t make Americans attack the Egyptian Embassy in Washington, DC.

San Antonio Proposal Could Bar Christians From City Council. Meet San Antonio, the new San Francisco, where in that terrific liberal tradition, all who speak against them should be silenced in the name of free speech. Looks like we may have another battle of the Alamo in the works.

BLOW TO BLOOMBERG: APPEALS COURT RULES NYC’S BIG SUGARY DRINK BAN UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Poor Nanny. Perhaps he can try and bring back Prohibition as an encore.

Bradley Manning acquitted of aiding the enemy charge. We say big whoop. He still faces 154 years if convicted of all the other charges.

‘This is a no brainer, y’all’: Injured Texan hiker who hired a HELICOPTER to take her down mountain because rescuers were too slow carrying her defends her decision. Gee. We can’t imagine why it was taking so long to get her off the mountain? Anyone seen rescuers in the local hospitals getting treated for hernias? Just asking.

Howard Dean: Obamacare’s Rationing Board is a Terrible Idea That Will Fail. To this we say “No shit Sherlock!” We want to know why you didn’t bring this up before the election?

MEGHAN MCCAIN GETS OWN SHOW ON NEW TV NETWORK. Like, gag us with a spoon.

Juror B29 was framed… sort of. Meet ABC, the new NBC!

Government shutdown looms over ObamaCare. Sounds good to us. They can leave it shut down and let the states keep their own money.

IRS employees union: Please don’t make us enroll in Obamacare. No please do make them enroll. Please add all the unions and others that have received exemptions. Please add all government employees including the morons in Congress and especially POTUS and very especially John Stevens and SCOTUS. If it’s so effing wonderful, we think EVERYONE should enjoy it.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A CRIMINAL TRIES TO ROB A GUN STORE…WITH A BAT This guy is certainly no Bat Masterson. Perhaps Dingbat Masterson?

Poll: Rubio drops from first to sixth nationally among Republicans after immigration push. Yes it looks like joining the Gang of Stupid was a terrific move. Meanwhile, Karl Rove is probably picking his fat ass wondering what went wrong. Way to get out the Republican vote RINOs!

A DIFFERENT AMENDMENT RESTRICTING NSA SPYING WAS PASSED OVERWHELMINGLY BY THE HOUSE – BUT ‘NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT.’ It appears the MSM is hiding out again.

The Pompeo amendment (championed by Rep. Mike Pompeo of Kansas) passed the House with a bipartisan vote of 409-12. However, “no one is talking about it,” Rep. John Culberson (R-Texas) told TheBlaze on Thursday.

Or, perhaps the MSM thinks votes about the NSA are top secret?

BREAKING NEWS 6:55 PM ET House Narrowly Rejects Effort to Limit N.S.A. Surveillance. Bend forward for the traitors in the House of Representatives who evidently don’t represent us.

Anthony Weiner admits to sending more lewd images, texts but vows to stay in mayor’s race. In his attempt to rise to Mayor of NYC it appears that Little Anthony’s made another boner. This must be the new way to try to get ahead. Elections are so hard. We suspicion this news may get him to shrivel up soon.

CONFIRMED: Left Wing Plant at Houston Pro-Zimmerman Rally Is Far Left Activist. Someone should sue her for false advertising. It seems to us truth in advertising would have her sign saying “We’re stupid & proud!”

Black Teen Mob Targets ‘White Bitch’ in Chicago – Steals Her iPhone. Hey! Looks like Chicago has gone post racial! Obama? Al? Jessie? Where’s the outrage? Holder? Where’s the investigation about her civil rights being violated? Where’s the protest and riots? Just asking.

FEDS PLAN TO MAP EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD TO HELP OVERCOME ‘HISTORIC PATTERNS OF SEGREGATION.’ So what’s this leading to? We can envision a future where people will be told to move out of their house so someone else can move in. You will live where they tell you to or you can have a one-way paid trip to FEMA Camp Obamaschwitz.

Lawsuit: Arizona college suspended student because she wanted English-only classes. Looks like they should change the name to Pendejo Community College.

JUSTICE FOR CHRISTOPHER: 75% of House Republicans Want Select Committee on Benghazi, Boehner Refuses. Eany meeny miny moe, who’s the biggest RINO ho?

Fake Signs On Bay Area Highways Say Drones Looking For Speeders. They may be fake now, but it won’t be long before it’s true. Skynet is on the way!

MICH. JUDGE RULES DETROIT BANKRUPTCY UNCONSTITUTIONAL, CLAIMS IT FAILS TO ‘HONOR’ PRESIDENT OBAMA. Where’d they find this hack? Fails to honor Obama? Cheating? We wonder when those entered the Michigan constitution? It appears she should be wearing a Mickey Mouse hat in court to us.

Verizon records vacuumed up by NSA under ‘top secret’ Patriot Act order. Can you hear me now has been rendered moot. They should really merge with alltel and change their name to telall.

Reps. King, Rush debate Zimmerman verdict. Debate? It appears that a one-sided conversation is now a debate. It’s pretty sad that Rush is in Congress. He seems a sorry excuse even for a Democrat.

MORE LIES: Despite Pentagon claims, Marine colonel sought in Benghazi scandal is NOT retired. If Diogenes is ever reincarnated he’s going to have one helluva time finding an honest man or woman in our nation’s Capitol.