Author: CO2Insanity

Does Obama Have a Plan to Capture an Asteroid? Earlier this week he was Scientist-in-Chief. Today he’s Caption Jean Luc Obama. Now if someone would only beam him up.

Keith Olbermann: Iraq vet, amputee an embarrassment to the military. Keith Olbermann, embarrassment to the human race.

Fisker ready to pull the plug. Must be bad Karma.

WILL A NEW COLORADO LAW GIVE LOCAL POLICE POWERS TO THE SECRET SERVICE IN THAT STATE? Is someone trying to sneak a camel into the tent? Normally we’d say no, but we have to wonder why this hasn’t already been a law in Colorado since the Secret Service started visiting there decades ago.

ROBIN KELLY: CONCEAL AND CARRY FAILED IN AURORA SHOOTING’S GUN-FREE THEATER. We’d say slap her silly, but it’s evident someone’s already done this, a lot.

Official: Obama proposes cuts to Social Security. Obama pushes granny off the cliff. Why don’t these a-holes every want to cut the $100’s of billions in foreign aid to countries that hate us? Why don’t they ever want to cut all the money spent on illegal aliens? Hmmmmm?

The only gun infographic you’ll ever need. Tired of libtards spouting BS and claiming it’s facts? Here you go! Right from the horses mouth instead of the horses ass.

Holmes’ doctor warned police before Colo. movie attack. We can hear it now. Doctor: This guy’s a powder-keg waiting to explode! Police: We can’t do anything he hasn’t committed any crime. Us: It’s too bad someone wasn’t in that theater with a CCW and armed. Colorado: Let’s pass more gun laws the police can’t/won’t do anything about.

SENATE GOP: GANG OF EIGHT DEAL COULD COST TRILLIONS IN WELFARE. Sounds to us like they should change their name to the “Gang of Eight Trillion Dollars.”

DeGette spokeswoman doubles down on congresswoman’s ignorance. Next week she’ll probably tell us revolvers are disposable because she watched the Godfather and saw Michael Corleone drop the revolver on the ground after shooting Captain McCluskey and Sollozzo.

Shock, Consternation: Chevy Volt Sales Plummet. We’ll wait for Obama to proclaim that due to sequester government employees can’t afford to buy them, thus the sales drop.

Girl heartbroken after her Chihuahua named JoJo shot dead by neighbor who claims the tiny dog was attacking. The year’s not even half over and we think we have a winner for “Pussy of the Year.”

NKorea’s Twitter account hacked amid tension. We bet Kim Chi is hacked-off about this today. North Korean hacker will no doubt get their Commodore 64’s out today and make a feeble attempt at getting revenge.

KRUGMAN: CALIFORNIA IN ‘COMEBACK‘! Paul’s right. They have everyone coming back to where they came from.

SHOOTING COMPETITION CANCELED OVER COLORADO MAGAZINE BAN. More people not spending their money in Colorado. That’s about 300 shooters who won’t be spending money in Montrose. Gotta love libtards enjoying the fruits of their votes.

Why Hasn’t The Media Been Reporting On Or Booking Pro-Gun Newtown Parent Mark Mattioli? All one needs to do is know who Obama is and look up sycophant. Synonyms: apple-polisher, bootlicker, brownnoser, fawner, flunky (also flunkey or flunkie), lickspittle, suck-up, toady. Related Words: yes-man; apparatchik, company man; hanger-on, leech, parasite, sponge, sponger; henchman, lackey, lapdog, minion, running dog, satellite, slave, stooge; admirer, cultist, devotee, enthusiast, fan, groveler, idolater (or idolator), worshipper (or worshiper), zealot; adherent, camp follower, convert, disciple, follower, me-tooer, partisan (also partizan), pupil, votary. Get it?

Another gun manufacturer announces it’s leaving Colorado. Colorado, the new California.

Colorado Democrat Rep. Diana DeGette Demands Ban On Gun Magazines – But Has No Idea What They Are. Evidently when she ran out of brains years ago she forgot to reload.

ICE UNION PRESIDENT: ‘DISPROPORTIONATE NUMBER OF CRIMINALS’ ENTERING U.S. No shit Sherlock! There’s a disproportionate number of criminals running the country, too!

Executive Order — Establishment of the Presidential Commission of Election Administration. We finally get something “transparent” from Obama and it appears to be a blatant attempt to rig elections for the Democrats in 2014 and 2016. Are the dim-bulbs in Congress planning on waking up before Obama outsources them?

HERE’S WHAT GOP REP. JASON CHAFFETZ FOUND AT THE U.S.-MEXICO BORDER IN ARIZONA. Now-now, if Fat Sis say’s it’s secure it must be secure, never mind reality.

MARK KELLY’S VIDEO FAILED TO SHOW HE WAS DENIED HANDGUN PURCHASE, TOO. Kelly’s really been trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes. We suggest he apply for James Hansen’s soon to be vacant job at Goddard Institute for Space Studies where he should fit right in telling whoppers about global warming.

ROSS MCKITRICK: WE’RE NOT SCREWED. There’s lies, damn lies and hockey sticks. More climate change garbage in – garbage out.

WHERE IS THE FORMER WEATHER UNDERGROUND RADICAL WHO SPENT 22 YEARS IN PRISON FOR ROBBERY THAT LEFT 2 COPS DEAD? THE ANSWER MAY OR MAY NOT SURPRISE YOU. Education? Bah! Who needs it? You don’t need a college degree to teach these days. Just murder a few people and you have an instant professorship.

MUSLIMS CLAIM ‘JABBA’S PALACE’ TOY HATEFUL, LEGO PULLS FROM PRODUCTION. Depicts Muslim’s as terrorists? Well, if the shoe fits, wear it. Meanwhile we no longer wonder why none of the Lego toys come with balls. It’s rather evident no one at Lego knows what balls are.