Author: CO2Insanity

Ann Romney: ‘I’m Happy to Blame the Media.’ Like us, it looks like Ann Romney hates the media, too!

Karl Rove: GOP needs to rebuild by selecting more diverse candidates and avoiding those who are too offensive. So, let us see. The guy who’s screwed up the Republican Party and lost the last two elections is now going to tell us how to unscrew it? Laughable to say the least. RINO!

HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT DISARMS GUNMAN…GETS SUSPENDED? Just when you think teachers and administrators can’t possibly be any stupider, voila! Is this National Stupid Teacher month? This kid should be getting an award not a suspension. H/T to DRB.

Employees: Obama donor in process of buying up and ‘destroying’ America’s top pro-gun media outlets. Sounds like another libtard who doesn’t like the First or Second Amendment to apply to the public, just them.

Boy, 7, suspended for shaping pastry into gun, dad says. Ahhhhhhh! A machine-tart! Run! No wonder the US is dumbed down. We have morons teaching.

Documents reveal US Marshals using spy drones. Global warming solved! Every two-bit government agency wants them. Soon so many will be flying around that the sun won’t be able to get through!

“Download this gun”: 3D-printed semi-automatic fires over 600 rounds. Looks like Obama isn’t only motivating massive gun sales. He’s motivating swift changes to firearms manufacturing technology. Over 10,000 people have downloaded the cad file.

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Politico Misquotes Its Own Story to Push Obama Narrative on Sequester. Politico. A big reason we hate the media.

Teenager ‘must eat’ half a stick of DEODORANT every day after bizarre addiction takes over her life. Finally! Someone who’s shit doesn’t stink.

Chicago public schools will start sex education in kindergarten. Yet more statism and an opportunity for further indoctrination and brainwashing. Let’s not worry that little Johnny can’t read, or that every time he adds 2 + 2 he comes up with eleventy. It’s much more important to tell innocent 5 year old’s that their pee-pee is for something else, why little Becky wants to be little Joey, why little Annie has two mommies and why little Micky has two daddies. We wonder if they’ll have ’em putting condoms on bananas before nap time?

US INCOMES DROP THE MOST IN 20 YEARS. This is exactly what Obama planned. Remember, according to the Liberal Dictionary, downwards is heading towards prosperity, upwards is bad, forward means backward and backward means Republicans.

NASA: “We’ve discovered a previously unknown surprise circling Earth.”. For an encore will they discover something unknown circling Uranus looking for Klingons?

State health inspectors destroy 1,600 lbs of hunted deer meat donated to homeless. Yes, we know, it’s safer to have them go dumpster dive for a meal. Another logic fail from government. Want to bet some Petatard called in the complaint?

Dennis Rodman: Kim Jong Un is a ‘friend for life. Not to mention dictator for life. Is Dennis related to Joe Biden or John Kerry?

INDOCTRINATION? HOUSTON PUBLIC SCHOOL ASSEMBLY SLAMS BUSH AND HEAPS PRAISE ON OBAMA (UPDATE: DISTRICT APOLOGIZES). Another Texas school fail. From what we see, perhaps this school should be teaching remedial English.

Multimillion-dollar homes, private planes and plastic surgery: Huge American wealth of Mexico’s top union honcho arrested for plundering $160MILLION. This is what happens when you’re a pendeja and don’t spread around the mordida to the Federales.

Communists who tore down a government – then went for a nice game of golf: Rare pictures Castro and Che Guevara tweaking Eisenhower’s tail. Wonder who this reminds us of? Hint, his last name starts with the letter O.

Congress passes bill renewing anti-violence law. We predict this will work about as well as the gun free, drug free and child molester free zones around schools. More fluff so we think Congress is actually doing something besides feathering their own nests and getting reelected.

John Kerry: It’s okay to talk to Iran because their government was elected. Kerry is evidently on a mission to out Biden, Biden. We can picture Kerry singing ‘I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.’

EXCLUSIVE: McConnell on Sequestration: No Last-Minute Deal. Based on the Senate approvals of Hagel and Lew, we have to wonder if Mitch has figured out how to get out from under Obama’s desk in the Oval Office.

‘If more men were gay there would be no wars’: Morrissey claims fighting is a heterosexual ‘hobby.’ Now we have gay’s stereotyping gays. Go figure.

It’s not your fault you don’t learn from mistakes… your brain is just wired badly. Finally! An explanation of why Democrats and liberals keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Looks like Michael Savage is right when he says “liberalism is a mental disease.”

American Student Punished for Refusing to Recite Mexican Pledge. We must have missed that Texas and Mexico evidently have merged. What do they call it? Texaco? Teachers like this have no business indoctrinating teaching. H/T DefHarryMelon

FARRAKHAN ENDORSES HAGEL. First Iran and now Farrakhan endorses him. Do we REALLY want this anti-semite, Muslim butt-kisser for Secretary of Defense? Why are many of the Republicans hiding behind mommy’s skirt?

UPDATE: FIFTY-NINE Gun Companies Now Boycotting New York. We hope that soon all gun and ammo companies are boycotting. NY and any other city, county or state that tries to pull this.