Author: CO2Insanity

Morning Bell: Obama Edits Official State Department Documents to Tout Himself. Propaganda 101. Somewhere in Hell, Joseph Goebbels is smiling and having a cigar. We won’t say which end it’s in.

Biden’s ‘good friend,’ donor receives $20M federal loan to open foreign luxury car dealership in Ukraine. This administration is so corrupt they don’t even make a feeble attempt to hide their cronyism. Corruption is the only thing their transparent about.

No Criminal Case Is Likely in Loss at MF Global. This doesn’t surprise us. Disgust? Yes. Surprise? No. We wonder how much of almost $1 billion got ‘bundled’ for Obama’s reelection campaign? Nothing to see here! You can always get a job as a Walmart greeter so you don’t have to eat dog food in your retirement.

In Harvard essay, young Michelle Obama argued for race-based faculty hiring. Yes, let’s not elect hire anyone based upon their qualifications. Kind of sounds like how her husband got elected.

Biden sent home to Delaware to start weekend early. Rumor has it the White House is advertising for 5,000 rolls of duct tape on the FedBizOps website.

MSNBC’s Touré: Romney engaging in ‘n*ggerization’ of Obama. Sounds like Touré may have Tourette’s Syndrome. The N-word? Oh my! Imagine the outcry if Romney or Ryan had used this term.

White House says Obama will stick with Biden as running mate. AKA: Stuck on Stupid 2.0.

Exploding toilets prompt recall, lawsuit. Maybe Bill Gates IS on to something!

Barack Obama narrowly avoids a family feud after suggesting his dog Bo has more charisma than his mother-in-law. Obama finally tells the truth about something after all this time and now he’s in big trouble. We wonder if Michelle or her mother have requested Barack Cojones Flambé for dinner tonight?

Is Today the Day? Obama meets with Biden and Clinton in the Oval Office. Is Obama going to take Sarah Palin’s advise to dump Biden and run Hillary for VP? Tune in the next episode of As the White House Turns.

Former SEALs and CIA operatives to launch campaign blasting Obama over leaks and bragging over bin Laden death. Bragging is one thing. Leaking top secret information that trades lives for votes is not what a sitting or past President does, it’s an act of desperation, it’s the act of a sleazebag.

“Crumb And Get It” Business Owner to Biden Visit: You’re Not Invited. Stand up guy! Besides who wants to lose $25k like the beer guy at the fair?

Sununu to CNN host: ‘Put an Obama bumper sticker on your forehead.’ Poor Soledad O’Brien. First caught using a libtard website in an interview and now this. She probably has an Obama 2012 tattoo on her butt anyway.

Rural Utilities Create Zero Jobs Despite $47 Million in Stimulus Funding. Yet more proof this was a stimuless and their new motto should be yes we can’t.

National Weather Service Follows DHS In Huge Ammo Purchase. Uh huh. Nothing to see here, they’re just going to use it to shoot holes in clouds to make it rain.

BIDEN IN 49% BLACK DANVILLE, VA: ‘THEY GONNA PUT Y’ALL BACK IN CHAINS.’ Sorry, this is so disgusting for anyone to say, much less the Vice President of the UNITED State of America, that we don’t think snark is even remotely appropriate. Democrats, busy playing divide and conquer. We pray they fail.

Study finds voter fraud nearly nonexistent. “Researchers looked at the 2,068 reported cases of voter fraud since 2000.” Key word? Reported. We call BS! This is like taking a study of how many speeding tickets were written nationwide since 2000 and claiming that’s how few people actually speed. We all know that’s there’s way more people out there who never get caught speeding than get ticketed.

Whistle-blower, documents: Ill. state workers forced to attend Pelosi, Jesse Jackson Jr. event on taxpayer dime. Ah, more of Mayor Rahm’s good old Chicago values rearing their ugly head. Time for a Chick-fil-A.

DHS Purchases Massive Explosive Nitrates – Scrubs History. Well, as if 1.5 billion rounds of ammo weren’t enough, now they’re buying bomb material. Oklahoma City 2.0 just before November anyone? I know, I need my tin foil hat, 2 Prozac and good nights sleep.

Prepping for Civil War: DHS Set to Purchase Up to Another 750 Million Rounds of Ammo. Either someone’s paranoid, something’s up, or they’re all awfully bad shots.

WE SURE DO NOT NEED THIS! 25 BILLION LOSS!. Government Motors, the gift that keeps on screwing.

Solyndra agrees to $3.5 mln employee layoff settlement. Tax dollars. The gift that keeps on giving.

Activists say civil liberties have eroded under Barack Obama’s presidency. Yes, Obama’s a constitutional lawyer all right. Just that his specialty is eroding it. We know, it’s somehow Bush’s fault.

Romney/Ryan haul: $3.5 million in 24 hours. Show them the money!

Romney, Ryan together on “60 Minutes” tonight. We hate to advertise for 60, but we bet many ITHM readers will want to watch.