Author: CO2Insanity

Fisker Karma hybrid EV ignites in parking space as owner returns from grocery run. We now have to ask which is a hotter car? The Volt or the Fisker? Anybody got some marshmallows?

http://youtu.be/uWTgnzZbYtU

WHITE HOUSE INSIDER On Paul Ryan VP Pick: ” Obama Just Sh*t Himself “. Uh-oh. Sounds like someone’s mom jeans must have a load in them.

Paul Ryan Turns Electoral Map Redder. Note California, with 55 electoral votes, home of bankrupt cities and home of the bullet train to nowhere is solid blue. Libiots.

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan the Go Back Team. Well, it didn’t take Obama long to put up the first Ryan smear piece on his website. The lead in? “Romney and Ryan want to take us back to the failed, top-down economic ideas of the past.” Amazing hubris from a President presiding over the the largest debt the US has ever had.

ROMNEY TO ANNOUNCE RUNNING MATE SATURDAY IN VA. Here we go! Who’s betting on whom? FYI It’s 9AM EST. Now we have to get up at 6AM on a Saturday. uck-fay.

Texan college bans pork from cafeteria over obesity and cancer concerns. Has Mayor Nanny Bloomberg moved to Texas?

EXCLUSIVE: Meet Obama’s slumdog sibling, the hopeless drunk from a Nairobi shanty town who is the President’s BROTHER. George Obama is a drunk, Barack Obama is a Choom Gang pothead. Same last name, different way to get stoned. We expect any day now this will be deemed proof why pot should be legalized. Smoke pot and you’ll become an anarchist President one day.

Now that really IS crossing the line… Road crew paints yellow strip over raccoon carcass. Well, if there ever was a case for paying bloated salaries and benefits to government workers to ensure they get the cream of the crop, this is it! /snark

Why Asset Forfeiture Abuse Is on the Rise. So, next time a lesbian cop pulls us over while we’re eating a Chick-fil-A sandwich will she seize our car for forfeiture? Seems like its getting about to this point in some places.

A Simple Proof That The 1930s Were Hotter. Simple? No! We need to justify spending billions upon billions so we can use complicated phony climate models to self-perpetuate the global warming myth and get more money!

Officer’s Chick-fil-A comments investigated. Well, we hope they’re not surprised at the slow response if they ever radio officer needs assistance.

Please make sure that you are sitting down and that you have taken your blood pressure medication before viewing this chart. This is AKA seeing how the Democrat voter base increases.

‘Shameful Period in American Legal History’: Judge Napolitano Reacts After The Daily Caller Acquires Emails Showing Treasury’s Role in Cutting Off Pensions to Non-Union Workers. Obama, a president for all the people. Yeah right.

Cher isn’t too keen on white people, apparently. “The following captures the end of one Cher Tweet and the beginning of another: … f**k these old white men who couldnt laid — with a fist full of hundreds!” Cher, regarding not getting laid, please look in the mirror. Regarding old white men, isn’t your daughter son a old white man now?

Fed study says Bush and the banks didn’t cause the Great Recession. The Fed did. Oops! You mean it WASN’T Bush’s fault?

Harry Reid and Son Called Crooks by Their Own Hometown Paper. Here’s some real dirt on Dirty Harry. Recall Nevadans?

ROMNEY TROUNCES OBAMA IN FUNDRAISING FOR 3RD MONTH Looks to us like people are already voting………….with what little is left in their wallets.

Bill passes to prevent illegals sending money abroad . Right law, wrong place.

WH Press Corps Goes Seven Weeks Without a Question. Perhaps this is what Obama’s baseball bat is for?

Military Groups Oppose Obama Campaign Ohio Early Voter Suit. Um, so what percentage of the military backs Obama?

Army colonel ignites firestorm with article on crushing a ‘tea party insurgency.’ It isn’t ‘We the people’ anymore, it’s now ‘We the enemy.’ It looks like the Posse Comitatus Act is being shredded along with the Constitution.

Bakers Verbally Assaulted by Sprint Employee on National Chick-Fil-A Day. All we can say is the two idiots at Sprint should be very thankful that Dr. Baker has way more patience than most Texans probably would have had under these circumstances.

Antoine Dodson: ‘The gay community — we have went from being bullied to becoming bullies’. Unlike whiner Adam Smith, below, this guy actually gets it.

Tearful apology from executive fired for verbally abusing Chick-fil-A employee after ‘Same Sex Kiss Day’ protests cause chaos. Boo hoo! I’m a dumbass!

Great News: ex-World Bank Official Says United States Debt Has Finally Achieved “Death Spiral” Status. Dr. Strangelove comes to finance.