Author: CO2Insanity

‘Obama Boy’ debuts YouTube video. We wonder if this will give Chris Mattews a tingle up his leg?

AFL-CIO Pulling Funds From Obama Campaign. See Obama. See Obama sink. Sink! Sink! Sink! See Hillary. See Hillary run. Run Hillary run! Run! Run! Run! This prediction brought to you by Dick and Jane.

Rock star no more: why global opinion of Obama has deflated. Rock star? More like a one-hit wonder. Hope and Change on side A, Titanic on side B.

Obama’s ratings sink on economic doubts. Hope that the USS Obama hits the Romney iceberg and is going to change into a shipwreck.

Bailed-out General Motors to Receive Another Wasteful Handout. $446 million to an Acorn veteran and now this. Obama, the gift that keeps on buying votes giving.

Obama Gives $446 Million to ACORN Veteran. My what could this be used for? Slush fund? Registering dead voters? Registering illegal voters? Your guess is as good as ours.

State Department Pays $6,600 for E-Readers That Retail for $189. They sure beat the $795 toilet seat $695 ashtrays! Then they wonder why people hate paying taxes.

Senator opens inquiry into EPA’s armed visit to NC man’s home. Sub-title: Don’t question the cheesedicks in charge or you may have a .40 S&W shoved up your nose.

God Bless the USA BANNED from New York kindergarten’s graduation ceremony to avoid upsetting ‘cultural sensitivities.’ She should follow the libtard mantra and keep her religion separated from school. We suppose if they were singing Barack Hussein Obama…mmmmm..mmmmm.mmmmm, she’d find it perfectly OK.

Sessions: Food stamp spending up 100 percent since Obama took office. How to get a larger crop of voters without really farming.

Romney dodged the draft. Hey Libtards! Call us when Dear Leader is on the front lines in Afghanistan instead or flying around to vacations, fund raisers and playing golf.

Albertsons to lay off up to 2,500 in Calif., Nev. Looks like Obama’s hope & change is really working! Soon 2,500 union employees will be asking for change and hoping someone gives them a quarter. What? It’s Bush’s fault? Uh-huh!

Bomb set off at US consulate in Libya. Way to go Obama.  Looks like the hand you fed is now biting you.

New York seeks to decriminalise possession of small amounts of pot ‘to save thousands from unnecessary arrests’. Now we’re confused. Mayor ‘Nanny’ Bloomberg wants everyone to eat less because we’re all too fat. Now he wants to legalize pot, which gives everyone the munchies. Talk about an oxymoron, the Mayor appears to be one, emphasis on ‘moron.’

Voters turn against $68 million California high-speed rail project. Voters must have decided they don’t want Moonbeam’s Folly and remembered $68 million is a fairytale figure, arbitrarily lowered to keep the suckers voters of California not to revolt.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman spills out of gold chain bra in first image leaked from her debut solo porn film. No doubt she’s solo because no one else wanted to participate, no matter how much they offered to pay them.

Hateful Rhetoric Rev. Jesse Jackson says GOP Gov. Walker is segregating Wisconsin. “Speaking at two rallies Sunday and Monday, Rev. Jesse Jackson compared Wisconsin GOP Gov. Scott Walker to segregationist Alabama governor George Wallace and said Walker is perpetuating segregation in Milwaukee.” Ummm…Jessie…..Wallace was a Democrat you idiot.

Jerry O’Connell to Play Herman Munster. Doesn’t Hollywood have an original idea anymore? We predict this will tank faster than Facebook stock.

Dead obese woman had so much body fat she set the building on fire during her cremation. An alternative headline: New source of oil found. Saudis worried!

‘Canadian Psycho’: Porn Star Mail Murderer Arrested in Germany. He really should have stayed in France where he could have been declared a national treasure and moved in with Roman Polanski.

War in the White House: attorney general Eric Holder and top Obama adviser David Axelrod ‘had to be separated’. “The two men stood chest to chest. It was like a school yard fight.” Ummm….didn’t he mean school girl fight? Must be a typo.

State Department tells Islamic forun Obama made engaging Muslim world top priority from day one. ‘Engaging’ is one thing, giving away the farm and kissing ass is entirely another.

FARMER PANIC! CROPS DIE AS GOV’T BLOCKS WELLS. Soylent Green here we come.

Florida Tells Holder To Blow It Out His Ass. Finally! Floriduh does something right!

‘He can’t dunk, wore his hat cocked to look cool and danced like Mick Jagger’: Explosive book reveals Obama’s not-so-presidential past. We wonder what his favorite Stone’s song was?