Author: CO2Insanity

Oh my: Obama now below 50% against Romney — in California. Proof you can fool some of the Libtards some of the time but you can’t fool all of the Libtards all of the time.

Engineering student, 21, ‘stabbed and dismembered his roommate with knife then ate his brain and heart.’ First a zombie in Floriduh, now one in Baltimore. Must be Bush’s fault.

Americans’ heads are getting bigger – in just 150 years, the volume of the average skull has grown by the size of a tennis ball. Finally! An explanation for all the fat heads in Washington, DC!

‘Machine gun nests and unprecedented security’ for secretive Bilderberg meeting of captains of industry and government leaders. All we can say is it could be awesome if OWS shows up to protest.

Lost photos prove Greenland’s ice was melting FASTER 80 years ago than today. Tomorrow’s headline? James Hansen’s and Al Gore’s noses mysteriously grow a foot.

Polygamist paedophile Warren Jeffs has a revelation in prison: Don’t abuse women . Sure, now that his bunghole is a few sizes larger and he knows how it feels to be on the receiving end, he has a revelation. Justice indeed!

Minority voting rights under threat from ID laws, attorney general warns. So, is what he’s really saying in a nutshell is that the only way a lot of minorities can vote is if fraudulent practices are allowed?

State Reports Show Speeding Not a Significant Cause of Accidents. Out of 2.7 million traffic accidents recorded in twenty-five states over the course of a year, only 1.6 percent were caused by drivers who exceeded the posted speed limit. So remember, speed kills….your bank account.

Revealed: $3M of California’s 9/11 license plate fund meant for victim’s families raided to pay the state’s deficits – and they STILL haven’t been repaid. Remember folks, don’t steal, the government hates competition.

Obama’s teenage pot use get the Taiwanese treatment as company creates cartoon of President getting high. Don’t bogart that bong, my friend, pass it over to me.

3 Years After Taxpayer Bailout, Bank of America Ships Jobs Overseas. This should be titled: Bank of America the Philippines gives U.S. taxpayers the one-fingered salute.

We didn’t have ‘green’ back then. Touche’ you greentards the world over who think old people were wasteful.

Progressive: EPA fines energy companies for failing to produce magical biofuel that has yet to be invented. Where are those magic Unicorn farts when you need ’em?

Mark Levin Show: Dick Morris on how Obama is trying to cede US sovereignty to the UN via treaties. Agenda 21 coming to your front door soon if Obama is re-elected.

Tim McGraw giving away 25 free homes to veterans. In this day and age good news like this is a rarity. Here’s someone who not only talks the talk, they walk the walk. A big IHTM salute to Tim McGraw!

Bill Clinton Poses With Porn Stars. Uh oh! Déjà vu! The one to the right has a blue dress on. Anyone know if he asked the maître d’ for a cigar?

New York City elementary school makes learning Arabic a MANDATORY requirement for students. Step one in the brainwashing of America by Muslims?

Hawaii verifies Obama birth records to Arizona. No mention of what this verification is. Ala Nancy Pelosi, we bet we’ll have to elect Obama before we get to see it.

Did Obama get worse grades than Bush? New evidence reveals his college class got lower SAT scores than Dubya. Ah yes, the smartest President…ever, which is why his school transcripts are labeled Top Secret.

Obama Is Getting Humiliated In The Kentucky Primary, 40 Percent Of Democrats Voted For ‘Uncommitted’. First he gets beat by a convicted felon and now by uncommitted. Who next? None of the above? West Virginia and Kentucky must be raaaaaacissssst.

Nigeria accuses Chinese traders of ‘scavenging’ in Kano. “However, he said foreign nationals who came to Nigeria to invest and create employment for Nigerians would be “welcomed and supported by the federal government”.” He must mean the suckers who respond in person to Nigerian Scam emails.

Man Loses $22,000 In New ‘Policing For Profit’ Case. Don’t let Jerry Brown read about this.

‘Barcode everyone at birth.’ Is the mark of the beast on it’s way?

Ninth Circuit court takes million-dollar trip on taxpayer dime. That’s right peons. You need to pay more taxes so more federal employees can take extravagant vacations while you sit at home in the dark eating Spam.

San Francisco to rename street in honor of Nancy Pelosi. This will be the only street in San Francisco that you can only make left turns on.

EDITOR’S NOTE: If you’re going to name a street after Pelosi, shouldn’t it be Lombard Street, the crookedest street in the world?