Author: CO2Insanity

SEC charges ex-Fannie, Freddie CEOs with fraud. We suggest if convicted they be cellmates of Bernie Madoff. They can all take turns screwing each other, which is what they all love to do to us taxpayers.

Congress overturns incandescent light bulb ban. The dimbulbs in the nation’s capitol finally see the light.

Awful! Occupy Portland Keeps Volunteers From Picking Up Food for the Needy. The OWS movement has hit a new low. Too bad someone doesn’t give them all one-way tickets to North Korea so they can occupy Pyongyang.

IHTM Christmas Gift Suggestion. There’s only 10 more shopping days until (avert your eyes atheists) Christmas! Have a total libtard friend and you still don’t know what to get them for Christmas? We at IHTM have the answer! Chia Obama! Cha-cha-cha-chia!

Prof Exposes Himself, Labor Union Says, ‘You Can’t Fire Him,’ “The arbitrator’s decision is based on a line in the contract with the UNH Professor’s union. It says a professor has to show “morale delinquencies of a grave nature” to be fired.” Ummmm, if whipping out your wiener in a grocery store doesn’t meet that criteria then nothing will. We say fire the obviously brain-dead arbitrator and the professor.

Teen in anger management class ‘stabbed classmate in the neck after fight over Dr Phil DVD.’ Sounds like it’s time to stop the head-shrinking. Just send her to a real prison. She’ll learn anger management real fast after she gets her butt kicked a few times.

Happy Solstice!: Christians cry conspiracy as atheists win right to replace park nativity scenes with anti-God posters. Looks like those who don’t proselytize are again trying to ram their non-religion religion down our throats. Funny you never see them doing this at the Vatican.

New Haven Asks State to Allow Non-Citizens to Vote. AKA letting the burro’s nose in under the tent.

Realtors: We Overcounted Home Sales for Five Years. Looks like they used the Bernie Madoff accounting method.

Wis. Election Officials Will Accept Mickey Mouse, Hitler Signatures on Recall Documents. Wisconsin, now officially a Mickey Mouse Nazi state.

Look what the big man did to me! Foul-mouthed student thrown off train by passenger says HE’S the victim. What more smart assed punks need. An ass-whoopin.’

CO17 Agreement Lasts Just One Day. The Canadians wake up and smell the global warming BS!

http://youtu.be/Ch43-1uXBzA

‘Republican presidential candidates all scare me’, says Hollywood star Jane Fonda as she hits out at GOP debates. We bet they do! Remember, treason is a federal capitol offense and as such, has no statute of limitations. Hanoi Jane is probably worried we might get a Republican President some day who has the stones to have her arrested, tried and perhaps hung.

Woman convicted of ‘sorcery’ is beheaded in Saudi Arabia. Yes, they’re not only the religion of peace, they still live in the middle ages. It sounds more like she committed fraud, not a death penalty crime in our opinion.

He’s got some cheek! Naked man tackled by police dog ‘after stealing limousine.’ One word – Snausages!

Navy buys biofuel for $16 a gallon. Shades of the $750 hammer. Gotta be PC and make sure Obama’s buddies screw the taxpayers while the screwing is good.

The Real Story behind Durban/COP 17 through Twitter. Read em and don’t weep, laugh. Here’s a teaser: – “they are supposed to be saving the planet and they can’t even run a meeting…”

Retirement ages for public employees come under greater scrutiny. After nearly 40 years in public education, Patrick Godwin retired last July at 59 with a lifetime pension paying $174,308 a year . Remember this next time the teachers union is on strike claiming it’s for the kids.

Woman arrested after trying to make meth inside S. Tulsa Walmart. Walmart – Always the low price meth.

Meet the plastic president: The hilarious mannequins made to resemble Obama. Just what we thought. No package.

Breaking News: Feds Falsely Censor Popular Blog For Over A Year, Deny All Due Process, Hide All Details… This is what happens when you start shredding the Constitution and throw due process into the garbage can.

Petrolhead gives old 1967 Chevrolet a top speed of 300mph… by strapping a cruise missile to the roof. Never be late for work again! Just watch out for Priuses in the fast lane going 48 MPH.

In Oregon, food stamps will buy you Starbucks frappuccinos. Yes! Now you can have an expensive frappuccino paid with by food stamps while talking on your government provided Safelink cell phone.

‘Newt Gingrich is a hypocrite’, claims ex-staffer who had affair with thrice-married GOP candidate. Amazing! Herman Cain is in the lead and bimbos start coming out of the woodwork with dubious allegations.  Now that Cain is out of the way and Newt’s a threat we get this woman making allegations about something that allegedly happened in 1977! We have to wonder if anyone’s paying them. Meanwhile, try and get Obama’s birth certificate or any records at all.

Unkindest cut of all… woman arrested after attacking her husband’s penis with scissors. We wonder if she was playing the First Cut is the Deepest while the attack was going on?