Author: CO2Insanity

Michigan’s Cherry Knoll Elementary School Under Fire For Removing ‘Gay’ From ‘Deck The Halls.’ They have to be putting something in the water coolers in the teacher’s lounges this year. Yes, we have another candidate for loony tunes teacher of the year.

Claim: Bill Clinton Collected $50K Per Month From MF Global. Slick Willie again reminds us all why he has that nickname.

Government hiding numbers of guns LEGALLY sent to Mexico, diverted to cartels. The 99% must really mean that Mexican drug cartels get 99% of their weapons from Uncle Sam. More ‘legal’ gun running so the liberals can make a faux case for gun control laws in the US.

Nancy Pelosi provides Newt Gingrich ethics report. Better known as the Hypocrisy Report.

County Displays Crucified Santa on Courthouse Lawn. This Christmas just keeps getting weirder and weirder. If they just had the cross the ACLU would be there in a hot minute to sue.

Newt Gingrich fires back at Nancy Pelosi. “That’s a fundamental violation of the rules of the House and I would hope that members would immediately file charges against her the second she does it,” he said. “I want to thank Speaker Pelosi for what I regard as an early Christmas gift,” he said. “…I regard it as a useful education for the American people to see what a tainted political ethics operation Pelosi was engaged in.” Now if John Boehner will only get out of the tanning booth long enough to do something about Princess Nancy it would be a nice Christmas present.

Math professor, 74, accused of running meth lab with son. We can hear her curriculum now – If the Hell’s Angels have 40 kilos of meth and sell 19 to the Russian Mafia, how many kilos of meth will they have left?

Calif. Lawmakers Propose Sanctuary for 1 Million Illegals. Unlike state immigration laws in Arizona, Georgia and South Carolina, Eric Holder will no doubt completely ignore this one if it passes.

Pelosi: I’ll reveal information on Gingrich ‘when the time is right.’ Knowing Queen Nancy she’ll tell us we won’t be able to read it until after we vote for Newt.

Wife of State Employee Suggests Walker’s Wife, Sons be Raped? Judging by her the photo at the link, we think the Nancy Butzlaff (first poster below) would probably be grateful if someone raped her. We love her name, too. We’re sure if we saw her Butz we’d laff.

Indoctrination Outrage: California Teacher Uses Media Matters’ Anti-Fox News Article in ‘World History’ Class. “Imagine watching Fox News one night and your high school child walks into the room and proceeds to tell you that “Fox News lies!” The NEA propaganda machine brainwashes again.

Official ACORN Employment Application. They forgot some like: Do you know how to shred papers? Do you know you to erase hard drives? Can you find cheap housing for pimps?

Astonishing accident involving eight Ferraris ‘world’s most expensive car crash.’ To parphrase ourselves – We don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

The IPCC falsified satellite altimetry: “We had to do so, otherwise there would be no trend.” Meanwhile they’re trolling for clueless suckers in Durban, South Africa at COP17.

Secret Service visits Ga. man “not hiring until Obama gone.” Threat to national security? More like a threat to reelection.

Legless man denied wheelchair. “However, the motivation for the county council’s decision was allegedly that it was “uncertain if the impairment was permanent”, reported local media.” It’s rumored that Obama is now trying to hire this bunch or morons to run Obamacare.

Bah Humbug! Teacher tells children there is no Santa during a lesson about the North Pole. Nutty teacher month continues. We have another winner!

D.E.A. Launders Mexican Profits of Drug Cartels. Operation Buck Runner? “Former D.E.A. officials rejected comparisons between letting guns and money walk away. Money, they said, poses far less of a threat to public safety.” Claims this is safer are BS. What’s the DEA think they buy the guns and ammo with?

COP 17 Leaders Dancing Onstage at Dinner Party. Ever wonder what REALLY goes on a those climate meetings? Now you know. We would like to know if this was a drought-flood dance or a warming-cooling dance? And where the hell was Al Gore? Getting room service from a masseuse?

First grade boy, aged SEVEN, investigated for sexual harassment after ‘punching bully in the groin in self-defense.’ Just when you think teachers and school administrators can’t possibly get any stupider, someone comes along and proves you wrong. Someone should kick this principal in the nuts, providing he has any.

Dad Gets Up to 30 Years in Prison for Killing Kid-Strangler Wife. Sounds more like they should have given him an award.

OBAMA OFF TO HAWAII FOR 17-DAY VACAY… When times get tough, the tough go on yet another vacation. What a  nice way for Obama to tell the 99% to eff off because he’s one of the 1%.

Fort Worth Bans Santa From Classrooms. A separation of church and state? Bah humbug! Here we have a separation of brains from the school district.

The upmarket Manhattan block that grinds to a halt at prayer time… as Muslim taxi drivers illegally park outside Islamic center. Think Mayor Bloomberg would let the Jews or Christians get away with this? We think not. Just imagine what prayer time will be like if the mosque near 9/11 ground zero ever opens.

Gay couple accused of abusing two of their nine adopted sons. Yet another PC fail. We have to ask when will people start putting the children’s needs first and throwing PC in the garbage can?