Author: CO2Insanity

Former SF schools chief collects six-figure Philly buyout and then….Better known as how to get rich being a dumbass. The question is who’s the real dumbass? Arlene Ackerman or the people who keep hiring her?

Father ‘killed man who molested his daughter, 3, and scattered his dismembered body parts‘. Finally a permanent solution for child molesters that’s much better than sending them to a protected unit in a prison where they can hook up with fellow NAMBLA members and then get paroled so they can molest some innocent child again. We suggest this guy be sent to Penn State immediately.

Proposed SF tax break to hire felons clears hurdle. First no free toys in McDonald’s Happy Meals and now Hire-a-Felon. We suggest SF test all applicants for the Board of Supervisors and Mayor for mental illness before they’re allowed to run for office.

Occupy LA’s legacy: Stench, trash, property damage. Police had to wear Hazmat suits to clean up the feces and urine. Pepe Le Pew remarked that it smelled worse than he did and that OWS really must stand for Oh We Stink.

Kidnapper sues his hostages for $235,000 to cover emotional stress and hospital bills after he was shot by police. This should get the dumb lawsuit of the year award.

Obama’s Job Approval Drops Below Carter’s. Gallup put Obama’s job approval rating at 43 percent compared to Carter’s 51 percent. It’s official! Jimmy Carter is a happy man today!

Maxine Waters in line to take over from Frank on Financial Services. Well, this didn’t take long. The Democrats are replacing someone with a big a-hole with someone with a big pie-hole.

Shariah Law and American State Courts: An Assessment of State Appellate Court Cases. Across the 50 cases there were 16 foreign countries from which Shariah-based legal conventions or decisions were brought to bear upon the case. Well hell, let’s just change the name of the country to Saudi America.

What a turkey! Outrage as Obama leaves God out of Thanksgiving address. The Turkey-in-Chief strikes again.

‘No hiring until Obama’s gone’: Company owner declares new HR policy- on his bumper stickers. Here’s a guy who can’t wait for the 2012 election. Tell us how you really feel!

Mark Kelly and Piers Morgan blast Sarah Palin for ‘not bothering to pick up the phone’ over crosshairs map after Giffords shooting. This has to be the liberal blame-game stretch of the year from CNN, the Communist News Network.

Obama pardons 5, commutes 1 sentence for convictions including selling drugs, gambling. Well now this IS transparent! POTUS evidently loves drug dealers and gamblers and isn’t at all ashamed of it.

Climategate 2011: FOIA. It appears Michael Mann, Phil Jones and others have allegedly been busted again by the masked hacker. “<2440> Jones: I’ve been told that IPCC is above national FOI Acts. One way to cover yourself and all those working in AR5 would be to delete all emails at the end of the process.” Yes all those so-called exoneration’s were certainly real, weren’t they?

Spanish conservatives win general elections. “Spain’s opposition conservatives swept commandingly into power and into the hot seat Sunday as voters enduring a 21.5 percent jobless rate and stagnant economy dumped the Socialists — the third time in as many weeks Europe’s debt crisis has claimed a government.” Ah yes, the socialist paradise isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Road rage: Michelle Obama gets frosty reception from NASCAR crowd as she’s BOOED before race begins. Sounds like many NASCAR fans aren’t fooled by communists who show up to woo a patriotic crowd. We wonder if she had a triple cheeseburger and a double order of fries for lunch?

Former Christian school teacher accused of having sex with student for over a year while her father, her uncle, and former principal all covered it up. Another perverted teacher abusing children and another cover-up. The events of late make us wonder if the teaching profession is really just a good place for pedophiles to hang out.

The $65billion food stamp swindle: Stores accused of trading welfare credits for cash. Then that cash can buy booze, drugs, hookers and all kinds of things you can’t normally get with food stamps.

Nancy Pelosi Wants A Federal Babysitting Service. Yes, it’s finally gotten to the point where the nanny state wants to get you a nanny and regulate your nanny. Talk about a ninny.

Airline strands passengers, demands cash for fuel. “Hundreds of passengers traveling from India to Britain were stranded for six hours in Vienna when their Comtel Air flight stopped for fuel on Tuesday. The charter service asked them to kick in more than 20,000 pounds ($31,000) to fund the rest of the flight to Birmingham, England.” And you thought in-flight cocktails were expensive.

Occupy San Diego Has A Moment of Solidarity for the White House Shooter…Wait, What? Yup, another shining example of an OWS genius. This guy could be the next Michael Moore if he can manage to gain a few hundred pounds.

High school sex ‘machine.’ Yes, we have another teacher with a problem. Will Penn State send him an application? If you have kids in school be afraid, very afraid.

Teacher Arrested For Masturbating In Front Of Class. First we get a Penn State coach in the shower naked with a 10 year old boy, then we get a teacher in Nevada sending students home to masturbate for homework and now we get one wanking it behind the podium in while class is in session. At least someone had enough brains to fire this perv. We certainly do wonder WTF is wrong with teachers nowadays.

Billionaire Buffett’s Bakken Boom. It seems that saying the rich get richer is indeed true. Especially if you’re one of Obama’s good buddies. Pipeline bad – train good.

Student Sues Over Masturbation Assignment. “The student, Karen Royce, alleged that Kubistant instructed students to masturbate twice as often and keep detailed accounts of their sexual lives.” Silly teacher, how are they going to write detailed accounts with tired hands?

24 hours at Occupy SF: Camp clashes undermine movement’s intent. “The main concern is how to prevent someone from stealing kitchen supplies or peeing on the food. That’s what happened last night.” Remember OWS – that yellow on the mashed potatoes may not be butter.