Author: CO2Insanity

Obama Couldn’t Wait: His New Christmas Tree Tax. Obama isn’t just the President anymore, he’s also the Grinch who stole Christmas. Gonna tax Halal food too Obama?

Rove: Gloria Allred Gives “Credibility” To Cain’s Accuser. Rove is either desperate to put Cain out of the race so his boy Romney can run for President, or he’s flipped out.

Report: Cain Accuser Bialek Fired From NRA For False Accustations Of Sexual Assault. Oops! Anyone notice a pattern here? This keeps getting better almost by the minute.

Gingrich’s Deathbed Divorce? Not So says Daughter. As long as we’re on the sleazy and slanderous side of elections, here’s another false rumor about a Republican that needs to be put to bed. Newt did not serve papers on his wife while she was dying of cancer.

#OccupyWallStreet Protesters Go Topless. We, and others, would be more interested if this was Pamela Anderson instead of a pirates dream. Warning! Boobies in the video. Brain-wise and boob-wise.

Holder claims he never saw memos addressed to him. It brings back memories of Bill “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky,” Clinton, to us.

Herman Cain fires back at accuser Sharon Bialek. “The fact is that Ms. Bialek has had a long and troubled history, from the courts to personal finances – which may help explain why she has come forward 14 years after an alleged incident with Mr. Cain, powered by celebrity attorney and long term Democrat donor Gloria Allred,” the email says.” We say don’t count Herman Cain out just yet.

‘Herman Cain put his hand up my skirt’: Single mother goes public to accuse GOP favourite of sexual harassment. Gloria Allgreen Allred is out chasing ambulances again. We wonder how much she’ll extort settle with Cain for?

Individual CO2 emissions decline in old age. That’s not all that declines with old age. So, what this guy is saying is we don’t need to spend 100’s of billions on all these cap and trade schemes. All we need to do is wait for the baby boomers to get old and croak.

Revolt! Now Democrats want Obama off ballot. “One-third of Democrats and independents who lean to the left side of the field are unhappy with Barack Obama as the party’s standard-bearer.” Looks like Obama is so bad he’s losing his luster with his own party.

Members Of Congress Increased Personal Wealth 25% In Two Years. “Three years ago, the collective net worth all representatives and senators was $1.65 billion. By 2010, this amount had increased to more than $2 billion, representing nearly a 25% bump.” Amazing? Nope. See, they’re conveniently exempt from insider trading laws.

Van Jones Brings Green Jobs Message To Occupy Movement. Finally! Van Jones comes up with something we can agree with! Since most of the green manufacturing jobs are in China, let’s ship the OWS babies over there to work. This kills two birds with one stone. They get jobs and we get rid of them.

Getting ready for little Weiner… Pregnant Huma is all smiles as she steps out with disgraced Congressman. Isn’t a little weiner what got her in this condition to begin with?

Traders From Chicago Board Of Trade Dump McDonald’s Applications On Occupy Chicago Protesters. Unfortunately the joke was lost on the protesters because none of them had ever seen a job application before.

Top U.S. general fired after calling the Afghan government ‘isolated from reality’ and President Karzai ‘erratic.’ Change two words and it still rings true. Substitute United States for Afghan and Obama for Karzai.

Parents warned against chicken-pox-by-mail scheme. “It’s not just strange, Martin says; it’s illegal.” Not to mention stupid and ignorant. We wonder, do these wackadoodles call a Witch Doctor after they infect their children?

Developer with shotgun scared off Oakland Rioters. “Basically, people were pushing to get through the door,” he said. “I was standing there and they saw me there, and I lifted it – I didn’t point it – I just held it in my hands. And I just racked it, and they ran.” They should make this guy mayor and let him loose on these clowns.

Men’s Wearhouse: Corporate lackeys of the Occupy Movement? It appears George Zimmer, who lives in extravagant Blackhawk, California and who’s supposedly worth an estimated $800 million, stands with the 99%, 99% of who will never probably wear a suit. Perhaps the Men’s Whorehouse would be a better name George? Doesn’t look like your pandering saved your window.



Handout nation: 45 million Americans now on food stamps – and 1 in 15 is officially living in poverty. Is this Obamanomics sucking the life out of the country? Or, is it the Democrat plan to increase voters for the next election?

Energy stimulus program plagued by problems. “The Department of Energy’s inspector general said Wednesday that the 2009 stimulus program for green energy was so at odds with the realities on the ground that it was akin to “attaching a lawn mower to a fire hydrant.”” Sounds to us like plagued with stupidity would be more accurate.

Solyndra auction’s best seller: $18 T-shirts. There you have it! $500+ million tax dollars down the tubes and $18 dollar t-shirts are the best seller. Obama can sure pick ’em!

Al Qaeda flag flying over Libyan courthouse. We won’t believe it if Obama claims he didn’t have a clue this could or would happen. Is the President this clueless? Or, was this part of a planned outcome? Just who is in charge over there? Moderate Libyans? Al Queda? The Muslim Brotherhood?

UK military steps up plans for Iran attack amid fresh nuclear fears. “British officials consider contingency options to back up a possible US action as fears mount over Tehran’s capability.” Sounds like the peace president may be planning yet another war. If a Republican president was doing this we’d have OWP (occupy the Pentagon).

Former Solyndra CEO Got $456,000 Severance. Only in today’s wacky world can a CEO borrow a half a billion dollars, run the company into the ground and then be rewarded for his incompetence by getting a severance package worth a half a million dollars. OWS should be picketing in front of this place if they want to protest getting screwed by the 1%.

Feinstein may have inadvertently confirmed Gunwalker ulterior motive. Di Fi is a rabid gun-control advocate who would do anything to outlaw firearms. Note: the Senator has a gun permit, evidence she thinks gun control means the rich and famous get to have them and the rest of us poor schmucks can wait for the police to show up and investigate our murder.