Author: CO2Insanity

Ecch. Rats in People’s Park. Sorry, but we can’t fathom why the People’s Republic of Berkeley is worried about 4 legged rats when People’s Park has been populated by 2 legged rats since the 1960’s.

Things are tough all over: luxury cars abandoned in Dubai. Now you can get that Ferrari you always wanted – cheap.

North Georgia Men Arrested, Charged in Plots to Purchase Explosives, Silencer and to Manufacture a Biological Toxin. Was this a sad day for America that people perceive things are so bad they have to do this? Or, was this orchestrated to prove Big Sis right on domestic terrorists being white people? (Note we’re assuming they were white, we could be wrong).

The moment man is publicly beheaded in a Saudi Arabian car park for being a ‘sorcerer.’ The religion of peace strikes again. Sorcery? Meanwhile honor killings are just hunky dory. Those fun loving, peaceful Muslims! WARNING – VERY GRAPHIC – NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH OR KIDS.

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Protesters refuse to call police about sex assaults inside Occupy Wall St camp as snow makes life a misery. Things aren’t going good in the worker’s paradise. Too bad there isn’t a freak snowstorm on the west coast, too.

Bust: Another Obama-backed green business goes bankrupt. Pray that Obama doesn’t pick anymore winners. Michelle’s probably hoping he doesn’t go to Las Vegas.

Underwater Lava: Eruptions Could Create New Island in the Canaries. OK, so where are all the warmers when an island rises above the sea? Oh, I forgot, they only believe in islands sinking due to global warming. Nevermind.

U.S. relaxes Canadian border checks as agents are told to stop searching buses, trains and planes for illegal immigrants. If you start noticing an influx of people with French accents who say ‘ehh’ after every sentence you’ll know whom to blame.

‘Our human rights have been violated’: Muslim students accuse Catholic University in 60-page dossier. “They have accused education chiefs of banning them from forming a Muslim student group and failing to provide prayer rooms without Christian symbols. The Office of Human Rights is investigating 60 pages of allegations against the private university in Washington DC.” No one could be this dumb. Is this another step in the Muslim takeover of America? We know what would happen if we went to a Muslim institution and pulled this crap.

Scientist whose climate change research on polar bears was cited by Al Gore will face lie detector test over ‘integrity issues.’ Did scientists lie and did polar bears die? It appears yes and no. This was all based upon 4 dead polar bears that weren’t even autopsied. More anthropogenic BS.

Boring rides, rusting tracks and foul toilets: Welcome to the North Korean funfair where FUN definitely isn’t an option (but at least the queues aren’t bad). Yes comrades, life is good in the worker’s paradise of North Korea. Don’t believe us? Watch this dummy. Still don’t believe us? Check out this state of the art cruise ship. Walt Disney would be….umm…appalled.

Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With. Just when you think it can’t get any weirder, someone exceeds your expectations.

Castro Valley Democrat charged with felony shoplifting. Ummmm……that wasn’t shoplifting, it was ummmm…..redistribution of wealth. Yeah! That’s the ticket!

Look who’s deciding American court cases. Looks like the sharia camel has its nose under some judges’ robes.

Good Grief… Leftie Hero Scott Olsen Is Founder of “I Hate the Marines Corps.com” & Is a Jew-Basher. Oops! The the MSM seems to have forgotten something. “Scott Olsen, the former Marine who was injured while rioting in Oakland on Wednesday night, is the founder of I Hate the Marines Corps.” Just a minor detail conveniently omitted in trying to make OPD look bad.

Exposed: #OccupyWallStreet’s Russell Simmons Is Actually A Banker Who Exploits The Poor With Exorbitant Fees. Russell is all for OWS. But, it looks like Russell, who’s alleged worth is about $340 million, is operating a bank card that charges a $9.95 per month fee, $4.95 more than B of A’s $5.00, which is part of what OWS is complaining about. Oh, the hypocrisy. Perhaps instead of RUSHCARD he should name it GHETTOCARD because he’s ripping off poor people.

Nancy Pelosi Admits The NLRB Should Decide Private Business Investment. Queen Nancy must think that Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address said – “and that government of the unions, by the unions, for the unions.” She also evidently thinks she’s exempt, as the family businesses are non-union. Shades of hypocrisy. Perhaps the NLRB should investigate her?

Northeast braces for October snowstorm with up to a FOOT predicted in areas – the earliest New York City snow since Civil War. All we can say about this is with OWS, is that it’s excellent timing by the man upstairs. Pooping on police car could now get one’s buns frozen to the car. We can’t wait to see that one happen!

Here We Go Again: Taxpayers On the Hook for $74 Million After Tech Company Bankrupts. “The company Open Range, backed by a commitment of $267 million in loans from the Agriculture Department, filed for bankruptcy this month. Taxpayers are on the hook for $74 million that the upstart hasn’t repaid.” Sounds like the Obama administration may go down in history as bigger money launderers than the Mafia.

Pit Bull Saves Woman With Brain Aneurysm, Given ‘Neighbor Of The Year’ Award. Pit Bulls are like Republicans. When they do something good the MSM seldom reports it. If one attacks someone it’s all over the news for days on end. So, here’s an amazingly good Put Bull for you.

Is that the flirt lady? President Obama comes in for lots of attention from a leggy producer on Jay Leno’s sofa… while wife Michelle is stuck on a farm. Uh-oh! First, a bucket of chicken before dinner, now a chick for desert. Michelle’s gonna have her Lorena Bobbit knife out when Barry gets back to the White House.

Another Hotel Cancels Event Critical of Islam. We don’t know who’s making these threats or exactly what kind of threats they are but we have our suspicions. Want to bet United States Attorney General Eric Holder and the MSM won’t completely ignore this? We didn’t think so. Ahhh…the religion of peace.

U.S. border agent jailed for improper arrest of suspected drug smuggler. “A U.S. Border Patrol agent has been sentenced to two years in prison for improperly lifting the arms of a suspected 15-year-old drug smuggler while handcuffed — in what the Justice Department called a deprivation of the teenager’s constitutional right to be free from the use of unreasonable force.” Just when you think things at the border can’t get any worse the government sinks to another low.

State Department buys $70,000 worth of Obama books. “The U.S. Department of State has bought more than $70,000 worth of books authored by President Obama, sending out copies as Christmas gratuities and stocking “key libraries” around the world with “Dreams from My Father” more than a decade after its release.” Finally! Something worse than getting a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking.

Early morning police raid ousts Occupy Oakland. Say what you want about Oakland, California. At least they have the cojones not to put up with this crap. Step two should be to delouse the lawn in front of City Hall.