Author: CO2Insanity

Obama surprises chicken shack staff by dropping in for takeaway BEFORE glitzy LA fund-raising dinner. Hmmm. We wonder what Michelle will have to say about this? An unhealthy fried chicken dinner before dinner? More liberal hypocricy in action.

Your Excellency: Charles’s fawning letter to Gaddafi discovered at one of despot’s palaces. Prince Dumbo again shows us his remarkable capability to figure things out. The only problem is that he’s evidently in the Twilight Zone. After all he does rabidly believe in global warming.

‘It promotes homosexuality’: Rage of parents as high school organises cross-dressing event. Here’s the latest in the never-ending supply of stupid teachers in action. In this case we probably don’t want to know what the action is.

Occupy Wall Street Parasites: North Korea Better than South Korea, Socialism to replace Capitalism. Proof that we need people to pass an IQ test before they can vote.

Gaddafi ‘Killer’: I shot him twice, in head & in chest. If this is really the guy will he be be prosecuted? From what we’ve seen on the news about what Libyan’s think about Ghaddafi and his torture regime he may be declared a national hero. Perhaps he should get Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, after all he just put an end to a war with 4 bullets.

Jerry Brown: California economy has ‘tremendous dynamism.’ They don’t call him Moonbeam for nothing. 100’s of jobs is dynamism? Is Jerry losing it? In today’s news conveniently not noted by Jerry: East Bay Shed’s 4,000 jobs. California’s 12% unemployment rate is real dynamism, too, eh Jerry?

Clinton backs calls to investigate Gadhafi’s death. Yesterday it was “we came, we saw, he died” and lots of laughing. Today it’s investigate his death. Last week the US and the UN were trying to blow Gadhafi off the face of the planet. Today they’re worried about how he died. Effing amazing. Schizophrenia?

Venezuela’s Chavez says Muammar Qaddafi is ‘martyr.’ “Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Thursday expressed anger over the death of Muammar Qaddafi, calling it an “outrage” and saying the ousted Libyan strongman was a “martyr.” Gee Hugo, we just can’t wait until you get your very own personal martyrdom. Maybe you’ll get to be one of Muammar’s 72 virgins.

The Obama Administration Lied about Experts’ Opinions on Deep Sea Drilling Moratorium. Obama lied, drilling died. They not only lied, it appears they altered signed douments, which in our book is called forgery.

Hillary laughs and jokes about Gadhafi’s death. Gadhafi’s death is no great loss. However, we think the Secretary of State should have more dignity, at least in public. With a sick sense of humor and bad timing like this Hillary should get a job on the View when she retires. We wonder if she joked when Bill got caught with Monica? Perhaps she said Bill said – vini vini vini?

http://youtu.be/2D0LEW6vGF8

Woman allegedly beaten with frozen armadillo. A bonified case of just when you think you’ve heard it all somebody comes up with a new one!

Rats and drugs mar Occupy Oakland tent city, officials say. Talk about stating the obvious. There’s 2-legged rats running all over the place at all the OWS events, not to mention the 2-legged rats encouraging all of this.

Please Return Your Seats to the Allahu Akbar Position. “’You’re all going to die,” a man dressed in black screamed at passengers Tuesday afternoon. “You’re all going to hell. Allahu Akbar!” The FBI describes Shahsavari as “a U.S. citizen who might have experienced an episode of mental illness” and “sort of lost control of himself.”” Isn’t in funny how if it’s a Muslim the FBI makes lame excuses? If it was a non-Muslim we’d bet they’d be telling everyone about the terrorist who was going to be locked up for 400 years.

BREAKING: An IPCC backchannel ‘cloud’ was apparently established to hide IPCC deliberations from FOIA. More covert Obama Administration shenanigans surrounding climate change and more transparency. They must think the word transparency means hide out.

Devastating CNN Video: Obama Knew About Fast & Furious Before Holder Claims He Knew. Eric Holder must love Sargent Schultz from Hogan’s Hero’s. I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!

http://youtu.be/nBIWSyoe6vA

Obama administration ‘bailed out’ GM salmon firm.. “Campaigners say $500,000 grant was made to AquaBounty despite evidence that the firm could soon run out of cash.” More fishy doings from Loans Я U.S. the Obama Administration.

‘You can go to the bathroom… but only three times each semester’: Parents’ fury at high school’s new rules. Here we go! More dumbassed teachers. If they keep this up we’ll need a special education section for the over abundance of special educators. In the meantime, we hope all the students ask to go to the principals office and relieve themselves in one of his desk drawers.

Harry Belafonte Sleeps Through Live TV Interview as Anchors Crack Up. Harry’s really on top of things. He complains about Herman Cain being a “false negro” but can’t even stay awake for a TV interview. Harry? It’s day-o, not night-o!

Fox News broadcaster Geraldo Rivera attacked with white powder at Occupy Wall Street… making it the SECOND time he’s had issues with the protesters. Finally! The OWS gets somthing right and attacks Geraldo. Keep up the good work!

Secret Occupy Wall Street Training Camp Video. We have received a secret training video from the Occupy Wall Street gang HQ hidden deep in the Catskills.

NORWAY: Iranians demand that Norwegian students remove a poster they find offensive. Students refuse! Yumpin’ Yiminy! These Norweigian students have bigger testikler than most of the leaders of the world! We wonder will Shrimphmadinejad call for jihad? Or, a boycott on Rakfisk?

Lady Gaga serenades Bill Clinton. Lady Gaga sang “Bill Romance” and it looks like Bill went gaga for Gaga. Looks like Hillary kinda liked it, too! Hmmmm.

http://youtu.be/Vv9uqB1g9vk

Dan Wheldon dies following crash. We’re deviating from snark for this. IndyCar driver Dan Wheldon was killed in a fiery crash at the Las Vegas Speedway. Below is the feed from his car camera. The car went airborne. The last you clearly see is a tire heading right for him. Our prayers go out for Dan and his family and others injured this afternoon. This changed from injured to died while we were typing this. So sad.

Edit: The feed is from Will Power’s car, not Dan Wheldon’s, which now has us wondering how Will Power fared.

The Age of Aquarius returns. Like wow man. The 60’s are back! The smell of pot wafting through the air. Protests are like so cool again man. Look at the protesters below man. Oops man. Those aren’t protesters.  Looks more like the dawning of the Age of Copycats.

Con Ed says it will evict Ground Zero mosque unless developer pays $1.7 million in back rent. There’s more than one way to end a insult controversy. This must have Bloomberg’s head spinning.