Author: CO2Insanity

“If somebody gives a gun to somebody knowing they’re going to commit murder guess what we call them?” It seems everyone knows this but the perpetrators themsleves, or at least they’re in denial.

http://youtu.be/IC2C2lIwNSA

State Gets $5 Mil Bonus For Food Stamp Sign Up. Speaking of abusing the welfare system, looks like Oregon may be  blowing California out of the water. The Obama administration appears to be stacking the voter deck at the taxpayers expense.

Is Global Warming Making Sea Turtles Extinct? Photos Explain the Truth. Loons like Al Gore and his ilk try and blame just about everything on global warming. We suppose when they see these photos they’ll still blame global warming for causing a drought/monsoon/flood/hurricane that caused a seed/crop/dirt/water shortage thus making these people harvest turtle eggs because they’re anthropogenic starving.

“I mean, who would wanna work in America?” Better known as how the Democrats keep those voters.

http://youtu.be/IoohkS6iyhY

White House can’t find Colorado on map as bungling officials mix up state with Wyoming. It’s pretty bad when the people in the White House aren’t even as smart as a 5th grader. They certainly can’t find Colorado! Maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll lose Obama.

Diebold voting machines can be hacked by remote control. We’re certain the Democrats must be excited about this! No more dead voters needed! Think this might explain as certain Nevada Senator’s recent re-election?

‘I stink’: Controversy erupts over billboard that shows ‘baby Obama’ crying while wearing only a diaper. So, can you guess what that diaper is full of? It’s definitely change we need.

Nancy Pelosi posts questionable chart on debt accumulation by Barack Obama, predecessors. More proof to the old adage that figures don’t lie, but liars figure.

Calif. Student Punished for Saying ‘Bless You.’ Tell us again why US schools are falling behind? It couldn’t be because of the idiot teachers could it? We bet if he’d said Allahu Ekbar nothing would have been done.

Obama’s Back-to-School Speech Blacked Out After Parents Complained. “Parents called-in and said they did not want children to watch the speech.”  Mmmmm….mmmmm….mmmmm. We guess they didn’t want their kids exposed to massive quantities of BS.

Obama Admin PR Flacks Blocking the Public’s Right to Know. More transparency from the most transparent administration ever! Seems there is a never-ending supply!

Biden: “I Don’t Blame Them For Being Mad. We’re In Charge.” Listen to this! I don’t think Obama is going to be too happy with Joe today. Accepting responsibility? Not blaming Bush? Want to bet a new VP candidate is being sought out?

Moonbat and Keith Olbermann Groupie Janeane Garafalo: Supporting Herman Cain is Evidence of…Racism. So, if you’re supporting Obama you’re not racist. If you support Herman Cain, you’re racist. Talk about oxymorons, these two fit, emphasis on moron.

http://youtu.be/eBWgd2Vbays

President Obama’s uncle had Social Security ID. “President Obama’s accused drunken-driving uncle — who was busted after a near collision with a Framingham cop — has had a valid Social Security number for at least 19 years, despite being an illegal immigrant ordered to be deported back to Kenya, the Herald has learned.” So how’s this happen? Note that we still don’t know where Uncle Omar is since he was mysteriously released either.

Al-Qaeda warns Ahmadinejad to stop denying 9/11. One has to love it when Al-Qaeda is pissed off at Ahmadinejad. Keep running your mouth! Perhaps they’ll use one of Ghadaffi’s stolen heat-seeking missiles next time you fly someplace.

Crony Socialism: Obama Gives $737 Million to Solar Firm Linked to the Pelosi Clan. “It’s as if Solyndra never happened. The Obama Administration is giving $737 million to a Tonopah Solar, a subsidiary of California-based SolarReserve. PCG is an investment partner with SolarReserve. Nancy Pelosi’s brother-in-law happens to be the number two man at PCG.” $737 million divided by 45 permanent jobs = $16,377,777 per job, go figure.

RICK PERRY: Shooting Snipers Rifles is ‘My Golf.” Something tells us that if Perry gets elected President that no one better break into the White House at 3AM.

Disgusting PETA ad targets shark attack victims saying it is ‘payback.’ Evidently the asinine people at PETA think Jaws was the hero. We would suggest all PETA members immediately go for a swim in shark infested waters and see if they care a whit if you’re a vegan or not.

Teacher and cheerleading coach ‘had sex with three students and then tried to commit suicide by driving off a cliff’. The amazing part of this story? That there’s a cliff in Kansas!

Tesla: another loan, please. $635 million wasn’t enough? Making affordable cars? Affordable for who? The rich?  The Roadster base price is $109,000 and the new Model S base price is $57,400. We smell another Solyndra in the works.

The man packing a dozen peckers in his pants: Traveller arrested smuggling live hummingbirds in his trousers. Think maybe this guy should hook up with Octomom?

‘So HIGH… good munchies’: Cops ‘ate pot brownies they had confiscated from teenager.’ Finally! Something better than donuts!

Facebook is watching you – even when you’re NOT logged in: Social network giant in new privacy row. Zuckerberg is a spying little weasel. Too bad someone doesn’t kick his weaselly ass.

Thought it couldn’t get any worse than Solyndra? “President Obama’s nominee for Commerce secretary served as chairman of the board of a solar energy company that recently received a $1.37 billion federal loan guarantee.” Sigh, another day another payoff from the most corrupt transparent administration in history.

Survey: Jewish support for Obama drops to 45%. Oy veh! It’s about time more of the Jewish community woke up to the fact that Obama isn’t their guy and probably won’t have Israel’s back if something happens.