Author: CO2Insanity

WaPo: Obama’s New Site, AttackWatch.com, Becomes Laughing Stock of the Internet. Attack Watch is being attacked by conservatives. One tweet from last night “Dear #AttackWatch, a village in Kenya is missing it’s idiot. Please investigate.” If you tweet go to #attackwatch and see for yourself.

Obama Declares ‘National Emergency’ for Action on Jobs Plan. This hasn’t been on Obama’s radar for over 2 1/2 years and now it’s a national emergency. The only emergency is that his ratings are in the toilet and he’s figured out just being the anointed one isn’t enough.

Can’t decide whether to go camping or cruising? Now you can do both in the £13,000 CARA-BOAT. We thought this was so unusual we’d post it. No, we don’t expect you’ll be picking up any hot chicks in bikinis. Perhaps FEMA should stock up on these for people who live in flood zones.

Female airline passenger groped male steward and begged for sex after downing a PINT of whisky. The moral of the story? In the future, male flight attendants, when asking passengers “would you like a bag of nuts?” should be very careful whom they ask.

Burger with a side of a HATE: Texas restaurant gives Muslim patron ‘Happy September 11th’ message with to-go order. Mr Fullelove (the manager) said his employees would be receiving sensitivity training as a result of the incident. OK, but when will Muslims start getting sensitivity training? Killing 3,000 people and then building a victory mosque close to ground zero is very insensitive to say the least.

Nevada Special Election Results: Mark Amodei Beats Kate Marshall. Looks like President Zero is batting zero tonight. In another rebuke, a Republican wipes out a Democrat again tonight. It’s been a rough night for Obama, we can almost hear his ass puckering.

Bob Turner gets court order impounding non-regular NY-9 ballots. So I got off the phone with the lawyer who filed this case, and they’re impounding the non-regular ballots (i.e. absentee & provisional) because of “gross incompetence” on behalf of the Board of Elections, citing “absentee ballots being mailed to dead people and people who did not request them.”

Obama’s disapproval rating hits new high. Wow! The President sets another record! What a guy! President Barack Obama’s disapproval rating has reached a new high of 55% while the number of Americans who think he is a strong leader has dropped to a new low, 48%, according to a CNN/ORC poll released Tuesday.

Woman charged with handing out pot to register voters. Remember folks, stop and toke before you vote.

That Was Fast – White House Backs Off From Jobs Act Ultimatum. Way to show that backbone Mr. President. I can hear you now: You cross this line you die! OK, if you cross this line you die! Ummmm, how about this line and you die? The entire world must be laughing.

Record 46.2 million Americans live in poverty, Census Bureau says. Obama sets another record!  The largest number of people living in poverty since record-keeping began 52 years ago, the Census Bureau reported Tuesday. So, will Obama celebrate with another round of golf or another vacation?

Cuba to drill six oil wells off Florida coast. Here’s more of the Obama American Jobs Act. Shut down our oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico that employ American workers, then let the communist countries of Cuba, Venezuela and China drill off the coast of Florida. We guess shovel-ready means those shovels are to bury the United States with.

Roll-out of the Obama Jobs Plan Continues Apace: EPA Forces Texas Energy Company To Announce 500 Layoffs. This must be a preview of what’s in Obama’s new American Jobs Act. The only problem is Obama didn’t tell us it would cause fewer jobs, not more.

Blacks File Class Action Racial Discrimination Suit Against Obama & Democrats. On September 11, 2011, blacks from the West Coast and the East Coast joined together and signed one of the most comprehensive legal briefs ever prepared on racial discrimination, then filed their brief today, September 12th, at 9:00 AM Pacific Daylight Time in US District Court in Seattle (Case No. C11 – 1503). Careful, some Democrat folks in white sheets may come to visit you.

http://youtu.be/x3EeuCN6ZnI

E-Verify says Obama not eligible for employment in the United States. Oops! We wonder what Obama will have to say about this? Will ICE raid the White House and deport the President? We doubt it.

Ten years after 9/11, California still has no curriculum devoted to the terrorist attacks. About 2,400 were killed at Pearl Harbor while about 3,000 were killed on 9/11, yet California seems to think it’s important to teach school children about gay history while ignoring 9/11. Disgusting.

This is very moving. We urge everyone to watch it.

Giuliani: “God bless every soul that we lost.” Who’s got big balls? Rudy’s got big balls! He may have the biggest balls of them all! To use one of our readers posting names he said buck ofama and Bloomberg, too.

The Years of Shame. Is it just us? Or, is Paul Krugman an effing idiot? Is it just us? Or, is the New York Times run by effing idiots to allow this to be published? Notice sissy-boy Krugman doesn’t allow any comments. Hopefully he’ll run into someone who will kick his ass today. He deserves that kind of comment.

Victims of September 11, 2001. It is now 10 years after the horrendous 9/11 attack. This link will give you another list showing the magnitude of destruction the religion of peace delivered to us. Unlike anti-religion Mayor Bloomberg, we hope you will offer a prayer for those who died and those who still suffer.

BBQ restaurant accidentally listed under ‘animal carcass removal’ sues phone book. Mmmm…the perfect synergy that should attract green diners for some green BBQ. It’s local food. Instead of wasting the carcass, they turn it into possum steaks and raccoonburgers. A win-win situation. We’ll pass on the Skunk Souffle.

More women turning to ‘sex surrogacy. It appears that Viagra, Cialis and even Smilin’ Bob aren’t making it with today’s women. This leaves us wondering why they just don’t call it what it is, which is male prostitution. Charlie Sheen? Were are you? We found you a job were you can get paid instead of the other way around.

Ford Drive One “Press Conference: Chris” Commerical. No government bailout, not union owned, no bondholders got screwed. A good reason to buy one. Ford does not stand for fix or refinance daily like some other car manufacturers.

http://youtu.be/b_mwjaEI_hM

Arizona church is house of prostitution, police say. A church called the Phoenix Goddess Temple has been accused of being a house of prostitution, and a six-month undercover investigation has resulted in the arrests of 20 women and men who worked there, Phoenix police said Friday. Goddesses? We wonder if Charlie Sheen was their best customer?

The Big Gun Rights Case That May End Marijuana Prohibition. The Feds and Congress seem to think everything involves interstate commerce so they can get their hooks into it and trample over states rights. Look at gun control laws and Obamacare for two remarkable instances of why this case should be won.