Author: CO2Insanity

The mystery surrounding ‘Uncle Omar’: Obama’s relative sprung from jail – but where is he now?

Busted: Onyango Obama, a long-lost relative of the President who moved to the U.S. in the 60s, posed for a mug shot after his drunk-driving arrest

President Obama’s so-called ‘Uncle Omar’ was quietly released from jail yesterday, but the reason why, as well as his current whereabouts, are unknown.

We don’t know where ‘Uncle Omar’ is either but we’ll bet he isn’t on his way back to Kenya. That phone call to the White House must have worked.

UPDATE: Solyndra Targeted In Criminal Probe. The Wall Street Journal reports Solyndra is the target of a criminal investigation into whether its executives knowingly misled the government to secure more than $500 million in loan guarantees. Meanwhile the President was sighted heading to a golf course to look for the real criminals.

Georgia police: Woman dies after exposure to odor at McDonald’s. Upon arrival, first responders found two people unconscious in the women’s restroom and also “became stricken (by) an odor,” according to Revenew. Pooler Fire Chief Wade Simmons said crews “immediately backed out and put on their breathing apparatus,” at which point they re-entered the bathroom. Must have been one helluva dump.

Cain Responds to President Obama’s Speech on Jobs. Short, direct to the point and sweet.

Obama Didn’t Hear Hoffa, Just Like He Never Heard Reverend Wright. With ears like his we’d think that Obama wouldn’t need hearing aids. We suggest he immediately head over to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center for a hearing test as there must be a problem. Perhaps they’re just clogged with BS?

Trumka To Obama: “Go To The Mat” For Labor Tonight. Trumka says if we stop giving the jobless their unemployment insurance (U.I.), or unemployment benefits, then his unemployed union thugs may attack him it will hurt the economy. In the Godfather the Mafia dudes said they “were going to the mattresses” when they were at war. Considering Jimmy Hoffa’s recent comments it seems like a fitting comparison to us.

FBI agents executing search warrant at Solyndra. Sounds like the Obama administration isn’t so enamored with Solyndra since they filed for bankruptcy. The sun isn’t going to shine on them anymore.

Illinois ‘Hate Crimes’ Investigator Caught Sending Tea Party Hate Mail. Another loving liberal doing what they accuse the Republicans of doing. Oh the hypocrisy.

Man in Gumby costume tries to rob convenience store, clerk thinks it’s a joke. Looks to us like he should change the name to Dumby.

The best comment to come out of tonight’s Republican debate. It comes from Newt Gingrich after John Harris, of Politico, tried to suck him in on Obamacare. Gingrich replied: “I for one, and I hope all of my friends up here, going to repudiate every effort of the news media to get Republicans to fight each other to protect Barack Obama who deserves to be defeated. And all of us are committed as a team, whoever the nominee is, we are all for defeating Barack Obama.”

Exclusive Report: Documents indicate ATF, FBI allowed Indiana ‘crime gun’ sales. Got a record? Need a gun? Just dial 1-800-BATFGUN and a friendly agent will direct you to a local gun shop who will sell you anything you want.

U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Darrell Issa, Ranking Member. Read how the Obama administration stacks up on bullshit propaganda.

Drunken elk rescued from Swede’s apple tree. Time for Elkaholics Anonymous.

Bankrupt Solyndra got $24.4 million in state tax breaks. California, lacking common sense and eager to get green jobs going, specifically designed the tax exemptions for Solyndra, who got 80% of the $30.2 million in tax exemptions claimed as of Aug. 1. More money down the green jobs pit.

Botched U.S. Gun Smuggling Operation Let Grenades, IEDs ‘Walk’ Into Mexico. Yes, it wasn’t only guns folks. They not only let these explosives “walk” into Mexico, they let the guy making them walk, too. Within hours of his arrest.

Oliver Stone joins his son to plan documentary in Iran. First Michael Moore, now Oliver Stone? What is going on in Iran that’s so interesting? It looks to us like Stone & son are there ahead of Moore. We predict they’re gearing up to make a documentary after Moore arrives titled the Blob that Ate Iran.

Bombshell: Elected Official Names Obama in Commission of Treason. Well, at least there’s one elected official in the USA who has some big cojones.

Want to see something really scary? Faster than a charging Kardashian! Able to empty big banks in a single minute! It’s a Bernanke! It’s a Geitner! It’s – (Warning! If you have epileptic seizures you may not want to watch this).

Woman’s breast implant explodes during paintball: New high-impact sports risk? This could be devastating to Hooter’s! If this continues they may have to change the name to Hooter.

Top 10 Most Expensive Cars. No snark here. This had me drooling so I thought I’d share. If you like fast expensive cars this should have you drooling on your screen. Oh to win the lottery.

Obama sticker in urinal draws criticism and laughs KGET TV 17. Some think he’s a political whiz, but perhaps this isn’t what they had mind.

http://youtu.be/2bB4kHb4UVQ

NASA scientist wants Obama arrested. NASA is no longer in the manned space-flight business, but that doesn’t mean it’s short of space cadets.

Monkey see monkey do is not always a good thing.

50-year-old CARTOON TRIED TO WARN US. This is even more poignant today. With Comrade Obama in the White House we have plenty of ism.

http://youtu.be/-CjrZNi49bE

State cop gets ax over sex scandal. No, they didn’t cut it off, they just terminated his employment.