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Obama admits his ethics problems go waaaaay back. “I did not love every class I took. I wasn’t always paying attention the way I should have,” Obama said. “I remember when I was in 8th grade I had to take a class called ethics. Now, ethics is about right and wrong, but if you’d ask me what my favorite subject was back in 8th grade, it was basketball. I don’t think ethics would have made it on the list.” File this one under “Least Surprising News of the Year.”

Joe Biden says we’d need more stimulus even if we had the greatest economy in the history of economies. “Look, we should be doing all of this stuff even if we were growing by 8 percent, even if there was a 3 percent unemployment rate in America,” Biden said at an event on Thursday to promote the legislation. “We need better roads, we need better bridges, we need safer streets.” And lets not forget smarter vice presidents. We definitely need one of those.

Obama’s Uncle Omar giggles during court appearance. The Boston Herald reports on the illegal alien uncle’s court appearance: “Obama, 67, was visibly amused at the media spectacle, stifling laughter several times before his 30-second court appearance where a judge set a Nov. 17 pre-trial conference.” Giggling like a school girl is apparently genetic in the Obama clan.

Obama says America has gone soft. We understand his perspective. If we had to climb into bed with Michelle we’d go soft, too. Seriously soft.

“Obama’s lecture on the euro crisis … is overbearing, arrogant and absurd.” That was the German newspaper Bild’s response to Obama lecturing the Europeans on their financial troubles. Welcome to our world, Bild.

Obama threatens America: “We’re gonna have problems” if you don’t want tax hikes. The President said, “If we don’t get our fiscal house in order in a way that is fair and equitable, so that everybody feels like they have responsibilities to not only themselves and their families but also to the country that has given them so much opportunity, we’re going to have problems.” It would have been a lot more believable if he’d delivered the line while doing an Edward G. Robinson impression. “Yeah, we’re gonna have problems, you dirty rats.”

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Looks like Bobby Jindal may eke out a win. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has more than $7.7 million in his campaign chest. The best-financed competitor, Democrat Tara Hollis, has $4,612. That’s a problem for Louisiana Democrats because they can’t buy many votes with just $4,612. Hell, they can’t even buy donuts for the campaign staff.

Reality rears its ugly head: Newsweek editor admits Obama “wasn’t ready” to be President. Uber liberal Tina Brown hopes New Jersey Governor Chris Christie doesn’t run for President because he isn’t ready for the job and then admits the unadmittable: “Actually, I just hope he doesn’t, because in the end, you know, his tremendous misgivings, maybe he is right. I mean, we had this with Obama. He wasn’t ready, it turns out, really.” Raaaacist.

Obama’s approval rating among janitors … uhhh … Jews craters to just 45%. Politico reports that “The American Jewish Committee’s annual survey of its constituents (and this is American Jewish adults, not voters) is out today, and shows the sort of dramatic drop in support for Barack Obama that you’ve seen in a range of polls. Last year, 57% of American Jews approved of his performance; now he’s at 45%, bad news in a heavily Democratic group.” Consider it proof that the Jews know a schlemiel when they see one.

“Who understands this gibberish of the President of the United States in front of the General Assembly?” Who said it? (a) Newt Gingrich, (b) Michele Bachmann, (c) Herman Cain, (d) Ron Paul, or (e) None of the above. If you guessed, (e) you are correct. That’s actually a quote from Fidel Castro. Is it possible that Obama will lose his once firm grip on the leftist dictator endorsement?

Freudian slip: “You don’t want billionaires to pay the same tax rate as Jew … uhhh … janitors.” Sigmund Freud said “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” And sometimes an anti-Semite is just an anti-Semite.

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This is why no one watchs Rachel Maddow. Apparently Rachel Maddow couldn’t book any real guests on Friday so the producers created a phony, effeminate character named “Chris Hayes” who supposedly works for The Nation. Maddow put on a blonde wig and then interviewed himself in one of those split screen special effects things. Kind of like when Eddie Murphy played multiple characters in the same scene in “Coming to America” and “The Nutty Professor”. Nice try, Mr. Maddow, but you can’t fool us.

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Tough to argue with this Detroit Free Press headline. Would you expect anything less from UAW thugs?

The free cell phone scam gets weird. Or hilarious. We’re not sure which. Just because you own a video camera doesn’t make you a TV star. The people over at FreeGovernmentCellPhones.net seem to take this video seriously, but we think it’s one of the funniest things we’ve ever seen. Watch this video about the free cell phone scam. That’s all we have to say. Just watch this video.

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Lawrence O’Donnell gets all hot and sweaty as Levi Johnston reads sexual passage from new book. O’Donnell does the impossible – he makes Johnston appear to be the classiest guy in the room.

55% of Americans join us in saying, “I hate the media.” According to a new Gallup poll, “The majority of Americans still do not have confidence in the mass media to report the news fully, accurately, and fairly. The 44% of Americans who have a great deal or fair amount of trust and the 55% who have little or no trust remain among the most negative views Gallup has measured.” ‘Bout damn time, people.

Classless warfare: “I .. I … I … I … I’m … I’m a warrior for the middle class. I’m happy to fight for the middle class,” President Obama said. Yeah, it’s understandable that he’d have trouble getting those words out of his mouth.

MSNBC’s resident enlightened Englishman explains that the Founding Fathers would approve of higher taxes. Newsflash from MSNBC’s effete English anchor Martin Bashir: “There is no class warfare because the battle is over and the middle classes have lost. And that’s why asking Mr. Buffett to pay the same amount of tax as his secretary is not class warfare, it’s actually the faint echo of a constitution that was intended to prevent the kind of social divisions that are all too apparent today.” Sigh. We wish liberals would make up their minds. Don’t libs tell us that the Founding Fathers were wealthy, slaveholding white men who wanted to oppress everyone else? Yet now we’re supposed to believe they wanted to abolish social divisions? Which one is it, libs. Which one is it?

Where is Warren Buffett’s father when we need him? Read this article. Did you know Warren Buffett’s father was a dyed in the wool conservative member of the House of Representatives who would probably belong to the Tea Party today? We didn’t. We wish he were around today to serve in Congress. We also wish he were around today to knock a little sense into his son’s head.

A very cool Rick Perry for President commercial. Nicely done. This new Rick Perry commercial sets up the problem, then offers a solution. Is it just us or is the discordant music build reminiscent of the Beatles’ A Day in the Life?

“Giving the federal government more money would be like giving a cocaine addict more cocaine.” House Speaker John Boehner is, of course, correct. But liberals would say it’s society’s fault they blew their inheritance on fast cars, cheap women and expensive drugs.

Pig, meet trough: Solyndra investor George Kaiser explains how to clean up on the mother of all government handouts. Somebody help us out. Is that odor that just wafted in the smell of pigs or the stench of corruption?

“These millionaires and billionaires have contributed $3 trillion to our deficit.” Guess who said it. Was it (a) Nancy Pelosi. (b) Tim Geithner. (c) Barack Obama. (d) None of the above. If you picked (d) you are correct. It’s a quote from well-known economic genius Harry Reid.

“We’ve got to do something to reduce the awful philanthropy surplus plaguing this country!” New York Times columnist David Brooks realizes he’s been “a sap” for believing Obama. In the words of Freddie Mercury and Queen, “Another one bites the dust.” Another Obamaniac sees the error of his ways.

Keith Olbermann calls his show Countdown because he’s counting down to his final viewer. The New York Daily News reports, “For the week of Sept. 5–11, “Countdown” attracted an average 142,000 total viewers and an average 46,000 adults aged 25–54 — the demographic category that advertisers consult when buying time on cable network news programs.” That means he now has half the viewers he had during his debut week, but twice the viewers he deserves.