Author: J.P. Travis

Number of Brits wanting to leave the EU goes up… after Obama’s London speech and UK Telegraph op-ed telling them to stay in.

Boehner calls Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.” Then he went on to say that he and Trump are “texting buddies.” Any questions? Do we understand which candidate represents the establishment yet?

Trump and Clinton share tax haven address in Delaware. There are 285,000 companies with a registered address of 1209 North Orange Street, Wilmington. One of those companies is Hillary Clinton’s lucrative speech-making/influence-peddling business and 378 of those companies belong to Donald Trump. So there’s your two probable presidential nominees: both of them say they want to raise taxes, both of them use a tax haven to avoid paying taxes themselves.

Scientists film flash of light at moment of human conception. Kinda cool, eh? And the brightness of the light apparently signals the strength of the fertilized egg so the egg on the lower left must be a conservative.

National Enquirer links Cruz to JFK assassination. Just when you think Trump Nation can’t get anymore irrational, here comes Trump’s tabloid buddy to suggest fervent anti-communist Rafael Cruz helped Castro kill the American president.

Pope reneges on promise to Christian refugees. Instead, the Pope took three Muslim families from the desperate camp and is housing them in Rome. The Christians, including Roula pictured above, will now be shipped back to Syria.

Yesterday morning on The Today Show.

Guthrie: Do you believe in raising taxes on the wealthy?

Trump: I do. I do–including myself. I do.

More and more he’s revealing the truth, that there isn’t a conservative bone in his body.

Saudi king snubs Obama at airport. When the President of the United States lands in a foreign country and they send an underling to meet him at the airport, that’s a calculated sign of disrespect. Maybe Obama didn’t bow low enough on his previous three visits to Saudi Arabia.

London gets its first naked restaurant. Because what could be more appetizing than watching a bunch of fat, pasty white Brits eat spotted dick.

Trump weighs in on transsexual controversy. And of course he sounds like a liberal. Because that’s what he is.

Trump campaign paid Breitbart editor $8,000. According to a former Breitbart correspondent who announced his resignation last month:

“Breitbart News is no longer a journalistic enterprise, but instead, in my opinion, something resembling an unaffiliated media super PAC for the Trump campaign.”

Ditto for Ann Coulter, the Drudge Report, and a few others.

Young Bernie Sanders kicked out of commune for talking too much. Apparently he wanted to talk politics when there was work that needed doing, so they politely asked him to leave.

UC Berkeley forced to cut 500 jobs after $15 minimum wage hike. The left is obstinately, adamantly, consistently, and happily ignorant; and always surprised by the negative consequences of their own actions.

We’re from the United Nations and we’re here to help. UN Ambassador Samantha Power’s motorcade ran over a small child this morning while traveling through the small Cameroon city of Moloko at a high rate of speed. The child died at the scene. The motorcade did not stop.

Battery charges dropped, Corey Lewandowski goes on Fox News and lies. No the chairman of the Florida GOP is not a Rubio supporter and no he doesn’t get to appoint 30 of Florida’s 99 delegates so no Trump isn’t getting cheated in Florida.

Coachella plans fall music festival with no performer under age 70. Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, The Who, Bob Dylan, Elton John, Pink Floyd… hopefully they will have replacements lined up in case someone keels over before the concert date.

Obama boots anti-Castro activist out of U.S. The guy’s been here nearly 50 years and Obama is refusing to detain or boot millions of illegal border crossers in the Southwest, but hey, who cares about consistency? When you start dancing to Castro’s tune, you can’t stop halfway through the song.

Venezuela so broke it can’t afford to print money. The fruits of socialism.

Matt Drudge continues his war against Cruz. Top item in middle column of Drudge Report all day so far: “Ted Cruz Defended Ban on Dildos…” followed by “No right ‘to stimulate one’s genitals’…” So what’s that all about? Well, when Cruz was Solicitor General of Texas, the AG–his boss–ordered him to defend a Texas law against selling sex toys, and Cruz didn’t even take the case himself.

Amateur hour continues at the Trump campaign. They sent out a mass email warning voters about a registration deadline that was two days before the email was sent… and that wasn’t even the worst part. The email was intended for voters in the state of Washington but they sent it to people in Washington, D.C.

New York has National Guard patrolling Penn Station without guns. So if Muslim terrorists strike, they can stand there like big green targets and talk vigorously at them.

Double-crossing Cruz, Kasich teams with Trump in Michigan. This Kasich guy is a real piece of slime. He can only be a spoiler and he doesn’t care what he has to do or what he has to say to set up that messy, ugly convention he wants.

China tears down thousands of crosses trying to eradicate Christianity. The Communists are apparently unaware of how poorly that strategy worked for the Romans.

Geraldo says Cruz’s “New York values” comment was anti-Semitic. Geraldo Rivera: the gold standard of media stupidity.

Trump acts like baby (again) after losing big in Wisconsin. “The Donald” is an awfully poor loser… which is strange, you’d think he’d be used to it by now. Especially funny is watching an establishment crony capitalist who’s spent his whole life schmoozing with and supporting establishment politicians call Ted Cruz a puppet for the establishment.