Author: J.P. Travis

Transgender dragons now? Richard Hernandez, who was born a man, explains why he decided to become a woman, then had his nose and ears removed, stained his eyes green, and had horns implanted in his tattoo-covered face:

“I am the Dragon Lady, A pre-op M2F (male to female) transgender in the process of morphing into a human dragon, becoming a reptoid as I shed my human skin and my physical appearance and my life as a whole leaving my humanness behind.”

Got that? Any questions? I mean, besides what bathroom he/she/it is going to be using and whether your taxes paid for any of this nonsense?

Radioactive wild boars roaming Fukushima countryside. Where is Godzilla when we really need him?

Foreign newspapers call Obama a “clown…” for flashing the peace sign during the photo of 54 world leaders at the end of the two-day Nuclear Security Summit. No truth to the rumor that he invited fellow leaders to the Oval Office to smoke doobies, watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and pig out on munchies.

Hillary: “The unborn person doesn’t have constitutional rights.” That collective groan of dismay you heard echoing across the country yesterday was because lefties are never supposed to admit the unborn are people. Never.

Russian, surrounded by ISIS, calls down airstrike on himself. There’s heroism and then there’s stuff like this, stuff that just makes you feel humble.

Officer: They are outside, conduct the airstrike now, please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and I died fighting for my motherland.

Command: Negative, return to green line.

Officer: I can’t, command. I am surrounded, they are outside, I don’t want them to take me and parade me. Conduct the airstrike. They will make a mockery of me and this uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. Please, my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.

Command: Please confirm your request.

Officer: They are outside, this is the end commander, thank you. Tell my family and my country I love them. Tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death, good bye commander, tell my family I love them.

Command: [No response, orders the airstrike]

UN peacekeepers accused of shocking atrocities in Africa. This stuff has been going on for years but the depravity seems to be getting worse rather than better.

White House censors French president. Mr. Hollande had the temerity to use the phrase “Islamist terrorism” and that’s not allowed in the Bizarro World of Obama.

While North Koreans go hungry, Kim Jong Un balloons to 300 pounds. He should change his name to Kim Jong Deux.

12 Detroit school principals charged with corruption. Instead of purchasing school supplies, they were taking kickbacks from a vendor who billed the school system for supplies that never arrived. No doubt the teachers union will protect these 12 scumbags to the bitter end.

Big name Trump supporters edging toward lifeboats? Newt Gingrich is calling Trump’s attack on Heidi Cruz “utterly stupid” and Ann Coulter, whose every column for the last six months has sounded like it was written by the Trump campaign, called The Donald “mental.”

Trump admits that another campaign position is a bluff. This time it’s his promise to impose costly tariffs on imported goods. “It’ll never happen,” Trump said, “but you have the threat out there…”

Three-year-old CBO Obamacare enrollment prediction off by 24 million. As Maxwell Smart would say, “Missed it by that much.”

Michael Savage threatens to withdraw support for Trump over National Enquirer story. Savage says he has sources at the National Enquirer who tell him the story is false, and was carefully worded as innuendo to limit the magazine’s liability.

Finally, a REAL hate crime against a Muslim. Glasgow shopkeeper Asad Shah was stomped and stabbed to death yesterday… by another Muslim… for posting “Happy Easter” on Facebook.

Microsoft kills AI chat robot mere hours after creating her. Designed to grow progressively smarter as she interacted with live humans on Twitter, she immediately turned into an evil, racist, incestual sex-promoting, Hitler-loving conspiracy theorist, and finally announced, “donald trump is the only hope we’ve got.”

National Enquirer says Cruz has five mistresses. The Donald strikes back?

Trump tweets unflattering picture of Ted Cruz’s wife. Donald Trump, all class.

Kasich rules out VP role but he’s open to running with a Democrat. Another WTF moment from the Looney Tune Buckeye.

U.S. Customs fudging statistics on number of illegals crossing border. All across the federal government, it’s the same thing: Obama wants to report good numbers to the sheep people, so agencies invent whatever numbers are required to make him look good.

Sea level falling over last six years. This is raw data that Global Warmists haven’t “adjusted” yet. By the time they get done massaging these numbers, Manhattan will be underwater and Jim Hansen will be selling ocean front property in Kansas.

In Arizona, Kasich comes in fourth out of three. And still won’t quit.

Obama’s so-called “economic recovery” in nine charts. If you had the feeling that things have gotten worse since Obama entered the White House, you were correct.

Fox News finally defends Megyn Kelly against Donald Trump. The network says the presidential candidate has an “extreme, sick obsession” with the news anchor.

Now Romney says he will vote for Ted Cruz. Establishment RINOs have been dancing around like drops of water on a hot skillet trying to avoid endorsing Cruz. Boehner went from Kasich to Ryan in the course of about 48 hours. Graham went from hating Cruz to holding a fundraiser for him, while still insisting that Kasich is a better choice. And now Romney announces he will vote for Cruz but hold his nose while doing it. Trying to get these nincompoops to do the right thing is like leading a horse to water and making him drink it through his rear end.

Most transparent administration ever sets new FOIA record. According to statistics, people who filed Freedom of Information Act requests in 2015 got nothing 77% of the time. But that doesn’t mean the records didn’t exist:

“In some high-profile instances, usually after news organizations filed expensive federal lawsuits, the Obama administration found tens of thousands of pages after it previously said it couldn’t find any.”