Author: J.P. Travis

ISIS okays harvesting organs from non-Muslims. In other words, same philosophy as Planned Parenthood.

How is Obama handling the waves of illegals pouring into the country? Answer: fewer and fewer deportations all the time.

Democrats admit they rolled Paul Ryan. “They really gave away the store,” says Nancy Pelosi. “All three goals we had, we accomplished,” says Harry Reid. “Democrats had an amazingly good year,” says Chuck Schumer. “This was an extraordinarily big victory,” says Steny Hoyer.

“Paul Ryan has the IQ of a gnat,” says IHTM.

Blue state utopia: Harvey, Illinois. Like most American municipal tragedies, residents of Harvey have voted Democrat for decades, re-electing their current cocaine-dealing mayor for twelve years now. So don’t feel sorry for the residents of Harvey.

Carlos Slim wealth plummets $20 billion in 2015. Becoming the largest shareholder in the New York Times probably didn’t help.

Yale Law School wants to include Koran as law book. Just a guess: the law school having received a $10 million donation from a Saudi businessman may have something to do with this.

FBI warned one week before Garland shooting but did nothing. Hmm, sounds a lot like the Boston Marathon bombing, doesn’t it?

Obama’s $700 million international gay rights campaign… has backfired, creating resentment of U.S. interference and a backlash against gays. So pretty much like the rest of his foreign policy.

FBI announces Chattanooga shootings were act of terrorism. A Muslim shoots up two military installations and it only takes them five months to figure out his motivation? Gee whiz, nothing slips by those geniuses at the FBI.

State lotteries have been rigged for about a decade. Various states were using random numbers generated by a company in Iowa and the guy in charge of security at that company was apparently getting advance notice of winning lotto numbers. Leave it to the government to screw up something as simple as a lotto.

Boston judge orders Catholic school to hire gay man. Isn’t this exactly what Americans were afraid of? and isn’t this exactly what the gay mafia promised would never happen?

Saudi who “accidentally” penetrated girl when he “tripped” and fell on her is acquitted of rape charges. Congratulations, London: you now have Sharia law.

ICE is proud. They’re bragging about catching 39 of 30,000–40,000 criminal illegal aliens running loose in the country:

“Due to the tireless efforts of the ICE enforcement officers, more than three dozen convicted criminals were taken off the streets.”

Quick question: how many new criminal illegal aliens hit the streets while they were catching those 39?

Mitch McConnell, cocaine dealer? Just when you thought Washington politicians couldn’t possibly appear more corrupt… apparently the Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate is married to a woman whose family: A) made him rich by giving him millions of dollars in 2008 (is it not a bribe when it comes from in-laws?); and B) owns a shipping company that smuggles Columbian cocaine.

Second Mona Lisa found in Russia. Now we know why her smile is so enigmatic: she knew Leonardo da Vinci was making copies.

Mom: March 4, 1919–December 10, 2015. Rest with Jesus, Mom.

Ben Shapiro cut off mid-speech by school administrator. A pompous little bureaucrat grabs the microphone, tells Shapiro that he’s “crossed the line,” and dismisses the high school students to “protect” them from the dangerous notion that America’s free enterprise system gives everybody a chance to succeed. (About 40 seconds into video.)

Leftwing journalist gets fooled by leftwing climate hoax. Which headline basically describes the whole Global Warming phenomenon, doesn’t it?

CBO: Taxes, spending, and deficit all up in first 2 months of FY2016. Good thing Republicans control Congress, eh?

The chart that destroys the liberal narrative on guns. The more guns we have, the safer we are. Simple as that.

OPEC ditches quotas. While Obama was busy losing the Middle East and destroying U.S. sovereignty, free enterprising oil producers, just naturally doing what capitalists do, have managed to ruin OPEC. We could see oil prices plummet to $20 a barrel.

Who didn’t he attack? According to the Daily Mail, when he was president Bill Clinton attacked Jackie Kennedy in her Manhattan apartment. According to her:

“We almost indulged in a wrestling match. It was most embarrassing. I mean, I was flattered that I turned him on so much at my age, but Bill was just like Jack in the sense that neither of them wanted to take no for an answer. Ever since that day I prefer not to be alone in the same room with Bill.”

The last Playboy centerfold. Kristy Garrett, Miss February 2016. After that, no more naked women in Playboy Magazine. At least they seem to be going out in style… although she might be handicapped the way she’s crawling instead of walking.

The Wall Street Journal accidentally endorses Ted Cruz. By running an editorial against him that reads like it was written by the Republican establishment.

Zuckerberg announces he’s giving away his fortune. Except he’s really not, is he? since he’s only pledging to give it away at some vague, undetermined point in the future, and he’s really only giving it to himself—the “Chan Zuckerberg Initiative”—where he can maintain control of what he’s supposedly giving away, and oh by the way he’s keeping all the voting shares of Facebook. He might want to read Matthew 6:1-4:

Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Therefore when thou doest [thine] alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth: That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.