Sean Penn sets a new standard for stupid, ignorant Hollywood tweets.
“Evangelical leaders should themselves be impeached by the Vatican if they themselves don’t follow Nikki Haley’s lead & clearly state they should not have followed Satin into the bowels of hell. But, perhaps they are too busy at sex parties.”
Biden admits his biggest campaign promise was a lie. Surprising nobody except the two or three humans on Planet Earth who still take him at his word:
During the campaign: “I’m not going to shut down the country. I’m not going to shut down the economy. I’m going to shut down the virus.”
As soon as he was inaugurated: “There’s nothing we can do to change the trajectory of the pandemic in the next several months.”
Twitter’s flabbergasting self-own after a week of purging conservative opinion. This is what the Twitter Public Policy account tweeted today:
Ahead of the Ugandan election, we’re hearing reports that Internet service providers are being ordered to block social media and messaging apps. We strongly condemn internet shutdowns—they are hugely harmful, violate basic human rights and the principles of the #OpenInternet. Access to information and freedom of expression, including the public conversation on Twitter, is never more important than during democratic processes, particularly elections.
Are they really this dense? Or were they trying to be ironic?
Another white woman caught pretending to be Hispanic. A liberal of course. They do it so they can acquire cushy jobs in “diversity.” This woman, Natasha Lycia Ora Bannan, who claimed to be Puerto Rican and Colombian but is really a white cracker from Georgia, is “senior counsel at the Latino Justice Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund.”
“Amen and Awomen.” Rep. Emanuel Cleaver heard somebody say Hank Johnson is the dumbest man in Congress, to which he replied, “Hold my beer.”
Happy New Year! Oh, and by the way… Bill Gates is proceeding with his long-cherished project to dim the sun’s rays (this time in Sweden instead of Arizona), so you can kiss your asses goodbye.
Merry Christmas everybody! But you Democrats should know you’re on the naughty list until further notice.
Study: Mask mandates do nothing to stop the spread of COVID-19. Begging the question: why are Democrat governors still imposing mask mandates?
Jill Biden insists upon being called “Dr.” because she has an Ed.D. So people decided to take a look at the “executive position paper” she wrote to get that degree… and it turns out she’s as dumb as a rubber crutch. Samples:
“Three quarters of the class will be Caucasian; one quarter of the class will be African American; one seat will hold a Latino; and the remaining seats will be filled with students of Asian descent or non-resident aliens.”
Uh, math much, Dr. Jill? How many quarters does that make?
“By 1963, public and private two year headcount enrollment stood at 850,361. By 1980, enrollment had grown to 4,526,287… approximately a 230 percent increase in student attendance.”
Good grief. Why don’t we just say it out loud: if you’re a senator’s wife, they’ll give you whatever degree you want.
Vatican unveils ugliest nativity scene ever. It’s impossible to explain so we won’t try. Just imagine the thousands of people who came and stood in St. Peter’s Basilica Square for the unveiling, hoping to be religiously inspired, only to see R2-D2 and some kind of Mongol warrior in a diving suit and a tall monster that looks suspiciously like a car radiator.
Cornell exempts black students from mandatory flu vaccine. All those so-called “diversity experts” on campus and the eggheads still don’t comprehend the word racism.
While Ilhan Omar was paying her husband millions of dollars for “consulting…” the greedy, double-dipping, con-man bastard was also getting more than half a million dollars of “pandemic relief monies” from the federal government.
De Blasio changes his mind (again) and reopens schools… after closing them… then reopening them… then closing them… then reopening them… then closing them…
Deaths directly attributed to COVID-19: 2,000
Deaths from lockdown-exacerbated suicide: 17,000
At what point do politicians around the world admit their solutions are worse than the problem?
Russian airliner traces phallic flight path with 102 passengers aboard. We don’t understand why they’re in so much trouble. Sure, the flight took a little longer, but maybe the passengers were not in a hurry to get off…
Johns Hopkins COVID study is quickly censored. According to the study by Genevieve Briand, assistant director of the Applied Economics master’s degree program at Johns Hopkins University, “The number of deaths by COVID-19 is not alarming. In fact, it has had relatively no effect on deaths in the United States.” The study was published Sunday. By Thursday the university had deleted it, explaining that “it was being used to support false and dangerous inaccuracies about the impact of the pandemic.” Notice they do not dispute the accuracy of the study.
In Thanksgiving message, Ol’ Joe quotes the “palmist” in the Bible. Holy crap, we are in so much trouble if this guy gets into the White House. We all thought it was bad that Obama couldn’t speak without reading off a teleprompter, but at least he could read and at least he knew how to pronounce the words.
New study: Lockdowns do not lower COVID death rate. Isn’t that just dandy news? after all the financial devastation and ruination of people’s lives by power-mad Democrat governors?
California judge says strip clubs can reopen. Churches are still closed but, hey, it’s California, they have priorities…
CNN’s South Dakota nurse was lying about COVID-19 patients. Forget about the lying nurse in South Dakota. Here’s the real question: where does CNN find these people? Do they take out classified ads?
Wanted: South Dakota nurse willing to lie about failure of Republican governor to handle COVID crisis. Will pay small appearance fee and give you fifteen minutes of fame.
Fauci to Americans: “Do what you’re told.” Because people like him, you see, are the superior class. They’re smarter than you, capiche? So stop with all that silly “independent spirit” stuff. Just listen and obey.
Giuliani says they have whistleblowers from Dominion Voting Systems. A very preliminary report but absolutely huge if it pans out. If they have people from the widely-used-software company itself admitting they used election software to purposely switch votes from Trump to Biden… well, this will make the Spygate scandal look like kindergarten stuff.
On CNN, Obama’s old CIA chief urges coup against Trump. We would say John Brennan jumped the shark but there are already so many sharks in his rearview mirror the expression has lost its piquancy.
MSNBC contributor fired for not revealing he was working for Biden. The shocking part about this story is that MSNBC cared enough about journalistic ethics to fire him. It’s out of character for them.
List of 6,553 dead Michiganders who voted in 2020 election. And that’s just a partial list, there’s probably more. And that’s just one way way of cheating, we know there are many more.
