Author: J.P. Travis

Obama says raising the debt ceiling doesn’t raise the debt. Then why do it, doofus? If you weren’t looking to borrow more money, why would you need to raise the ceiling? Just how stupid do you think we are?!

Ann Curry dons head scarf to interview Iranian president. Odd how deferential the media gets when they’re working with Muslims. Maybe Ann was afraid the old coot would be overcome with lust if he caught a glimpse of her hair.

Metaphor alert. Obama’s pick for State Department security chief once shot himself in the foot. Literally.

Ever wonder who’s responsible for making military bases gun-free zones? Answer: that other no-class, military-hating, lying-scumbag president.

Natural result of liberal thinking. In Sweden, a judge has ruled it is not a crime to masturbate in public.

High school textbook changes 2nd Amendment. The statists control the textbooks and will make sure they raise new statists.

EU climate commissioner says policies right even if climate science wrong. What, you thought these dumbasses would fold up their tents and go home once the science proved them wrong? Au contraire, mon frère – the leftist bureaucrats in Brussels never give up control once they acquire it.

Navy Yard shooter was mentally ill and addicted to violent video games. Just like the last two mass shootings (Sandy Hook and Aurora). And it happened in a gun-free zone, also like the last two mass shootings. So liberals will stop talking about gun control and start talking about mental illness and video games, right? Right?

Green battery manufacturer closed by even-greener EPA. It would be fun and entertaining to just sit back and watch liberals make fools of themselves… if only they weren’t using our money to do it.

Lawyer suspended for calling an illegal alien an illegal alien. Apparently, using correct terminology in Indiana is considered unnecessarily embarrassing.

8-year-old Yemeni girl reportedly died of internal injuries on her wedding night. Rights groups have tried to outlaw child marriages in Yemen but Muslim clerics resist their efforts. Ah, the glories of Islam.

Former NSA director wants Chinese-style Internet. With strict rules and regulations and no anonymous postings critical of the government. Anybody still unconvinced these people are the enemy of liberty?

Boston cabbie rant.

“There’s no way to win around here. The whole city’s corrupt, it’s infested with corruption, it’s everywhere. Someday the working people of the city are gonna wake up, because 90 percent of them are asleep right now. But someday they’re gonna wake up, they’ll have had enough, and then there might be some change.”

Book says Matthew Shephard tortured and murdered by gay lover. So the sine qua non excuse for hate crime legislation across the U.S. wasn’t even a hate crime in the first place.

Syria sending chemical weapons (back) to Iraq prior to U.N. inspections. Saddam sent them to Syria for safekeeping prior to the Iraq War, now Assad is sending them back to Iraq… a shell game with tin-pot Muslim dictators as the grifters, Russia as the shill, and the United States as the mark.

Blobfish voted world’s ugliest animal. You can tell just by looking the blobfish is a Democrat. In fact, this one bears a striking resemblance to…

Took him exactly two weeks. Weren’t we taking bets about how long Keith Olbermann would last at ESPN before going off the reservation? September 9th, exactly two weeks after he started his new job – a job which contractually requires that he never mention politics – he launched into a nine-minute tirade about Russia’s anti-gay laws that compared Putin to Adolf Hitler and suggested the International Olympic Committee is facilitating future genocide.

Obama already arming rebels, Congress be damned. You have to wonder why he bothered with the sham of asking for congressional authorization if he’s going to do whatever he wants to do anyway. By the way, didn’t liberals call it a crime when Reagan arranged for Nicaraguan contras to get arms? And second by the way, didn’t this strategy of aiding radical Islamists just fail miserably in Libya and Egypt?

Chicago teachers’ pamphlet riddled with spelling and punctuation errors. The pamphlet was produced by Teachers for Social Justice, an organization comprising radical educators and union apologists. Which pretty much explains why they sound ignorant and uneducated.

Famous atheist Richard Dawkins defends “mild pedophilia.” He says it didn’t cause him “lasting harm” to get a “mild touching up” from a school master when he was a boy… that is except for his obvious neurotic confusion about right and wrong.

Syria untouched, Russian prestige enhanced, Obama claims victory. When Russia stepped forward with a U.N. solution to Syria’s chemical weapons, the Obama administration’s defeat turned into a rout. Exposed to the world as a man at odds with allies, with Congress, and with his own fellow citizens, only a narcissist would attempt to give this fiasco a positive spin… so yes, Obama is claiming victory.

The dead children used by Obama as an excuse to bomb Syria are Alawites. Two weeks before the sarin gas attack, they were kidnapped by the sunni jihadist rebels Obama wants to support. Then they showed up in photographs – dead, numbers taped to their foreheads, all the same age, and unaccompanied by grieving family members. Apparently Obama doesn’t find any of this odd or suspicious.

Mayor Cory Booker made $689,500 from law firm holding big city contracts. Modern bribery is cleaner and easier than old-fashioned briefcases full of cash – what they do now is say the payments are part of a perfectly innocent “separation agreement” and the dirty politician gets elected to the U.S. Senate anyway.

Cold Arctic summer leads to record increase in polar ice cap. There’s been a 60 per cent increase in the amount of ocean covered with ice compared to this time last year. Lest we forget, in December of 2009 Al Gore predicted an ice-free Arctic by 2014, so increasing amounts of ice in 2013 is very… inconvenient for him.

Just to help Congress decide on Syria… here’s a picture of the rebels blowing up our Capitol. The picture is on the Free Syrian Army’s Facebook page.