Author: Kip Hooker

Paul Krugman: Paul Ryan ‘Was Never a Man of Substance’ As opposed to Krugman whom is a man of substance abuse. Unfortunately the substance in question is a never ending supply of money; the creation of which has robbed our paychecks, robbed our bank accounts, dramatically increased our cost of living and fattened all the corporatist cronies to a size even larger than our favorite pudgy little statist loser.

Tech challenge: Obama has trouble with iPhone: Well clearly the challenges of making a call from an iPhone are far more difficult than any one could have anticipated. Or maybe it is just that Barry isn’t very good with numbers. Such as the ones indicating economic improvement and net job creation.

Democrats Said to End Convention $15 Million Short: Let us hope that come November that “15 short” scenario can be applied to states.

Jennifer Granholm DNC Speech “Highlight”s: In the word of General Anthony Clement McAuliff “Nuts!!!”

How ‘Pro-Choice’ are Democrats? Ah proglodytes . . . if it wasn’t for double standards they’d have no standards at all. (BTW, we’re very pleased with how nice that quip is, which of course leads us to believe someone, somewhere has probably said it before.)

Fed Chairman Bernanke benefited from low interest rates to refinance his home mortgage: Something tells us that the big house Helicopter Ben should be spending time in isn’t the one he’s gutting our dollars to pay for.

Obama Makes Case for 2nd Term: ‘Harder’ Path to ‘Better Place’: Sorry, we don’t think the place that Barry wants to take us is a better one. It is curious though. For all this rhetoric of the long term required to improve the plight of Americans it certainly didn’t take the man more than a couple of days to use the Office of President to raise his standard of living to the best it has ever been.

Let’s Ban Profits! Proglodytes want to ban profits? How about we meet these guys half-way on this one and agree to ban on all of the corporate profits that end up going to the government -or in other words the proxy consumption taxes that drive up our cost of living, reduce the effectiveness of our paychecks and buy off all the greedy Obama supporters that seek to inherit a greater benefit from our labor than we may.

Obamacare Summed Up in One Sentence: This sentence is far better than the one Obamacare seeks to impose upon us all.

DNC Video: “The Government Is The Only Thing We All Belong To”: In total opposition to the notion of an “ownership society” the DNC introduces the “we own you society”. Or should we say re-introduces, it would seem that we’ve seen this sort of thinking somewhere before.

Obama courts stoners: Apparently the President is lining up customers in anticipation of a massive defeat this November forcing him back into his former profession.

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Mrs. Obama’s 2nd-Term Agenda: ‘Impact Nature of Food in Grocery Stores’: Michelle Antoinette is bound for disappointment. King Barry’s gutting of the dollar and failed economic policies have restricted the consumers grocery store options far more than could be accomplished by this foodie fascist’s guidelines or any of her subsequent campaigns against choice.

Pro-Israel Language Removed From Democratic Party Platform: And so continues the DNC war on Jewish people.

Tom Harkin: Clint Eastwood ‘angry white’ nonsense: Tom Harkin and Clint Eastwood have a lot more in common than the senator from Iowa has supposed. They’re both old. They’re both white. And they both owe their highly successful careers to an uncanny ability for convincing people to believe in things that are absolutely not true.

MSNBC’s Touré Neblett Reacts to Ryan’s Speech: For Women and Minorities, ‘Our Rights Do Not Come From God or Nature’: In Neblett’s estimation there can be no moral objection to the slavery of Pre 13th Amendment America. There can be no moral condemnation to the horrific treatment that plagued the Jews during the Nazi era of Germany (indeed this notion that rights are granted by the state was essential to the philosophy of Nazis). In Neblett’s estimation rights do not come from God. Rights do not come from nature. Rights come from men. So by what authority would he seek to deny those men when they have come to take them away?

Paul Ryan exaggerates his marathon-running prowess: Although by orders of magnitude less than Barry exaggerated his government-running prowess.

Chuck Norris’ dire warning for America: Those who ignore the warnings of history are doomed to repeat it. While those who ignore Chuck Norris are just doomed.

Late-night talk shows can’t get enough of mocking Clint Eastwood’s empty chair: Not surprising. When you’ve spent as long in Obama’s back pocket as these fellows have it isn’t the empty chairs you come to fear.

Should Jason Biggs lose Ninja Turtles cartoon gig over sexual assault comments against Janna Ryan?: We’re not convinced that Nickelodeon could find a better man for the part. After all Jason Biggs is a cold blooded mutant and while he might not be able to breathe through his butt he can certainly talk out of it.

Stephanopoulos: No Bias in Media: We’re not especially surprised that George Stephanopoulos hasn’t noticed any bias in the media. It is something that is a might bit hard to see when your always starting at people’s knees.

DOJ Targeted Public Library for Lending E-Books ‘Inaccessible’ to the Blind: Apparently the Justice Department is really into this sort of thing. We’ve even heard that Eric Holder himself personally affixed braille sights to each and every gun he gave to the Mexican drug lords.

Chick-fil-A ‘Tastes Like Hate’ vandal won’t be charged: D.A.: And so it would seem that some victims of ‘hate crimes’ are more equal than others. Tastes like corruption.

The Last Stop On The Right’s Crazy Train: Wayne Besen may not defend what you’ve said, and he will certainly not defend your right to say it . . . opting instead for the ever popular alternative of slyly implying that those engaging in “speech crime” should be arrested. But hey, at least when guys like this are in charge of the fascist crazy train you can be sure that it will arrive on time.

Reporter: Romneys ‘Happy to Have a Party With Black People Drowning’:We noticed this phenomenon during Katrina. This inexplicable belief, by so-called journalists, that hurricanes selectively cause harm to people based on race. That hurricanes can somehow identify people based on that metric and then distribute their destruction accordingly while leaving those of other races alone and unmolested. It would appear that reporter David Chalian is a beleiver in this notion. It would also seem that he has never been a firsthand witness to the devastation these things can bring . . . and just how well they spread the annihilation.

Fox News’s Juan Williams Calls Ann Romney a ‘Corporate Wife’: If Ann Romney is a ‘Corporate Wife’ then Michelle Obama is a ‘Solyndra Spouse’.