Author: Kip Hooker

Romneyville residents live in tents and rely on food donations to eat: It looks like the proglodytes are finally tired of blaming a President that has been out of office for nearly four years and have switched to blaming a President that won’t actually be in office for some months yet. But don’t be fooled by the ABC Action News headline. If the video report is to be believed they’re augmenting the “donations” with food stamps. In other words they’re living up to their Flea Bagger credo of subsisting off of what they can steal from the middle class.

AP “Fact Checks” 2016 Film: It would seem that the Appropriated Press don’t much care for Dinesh D’Souza. Obviously it is because they are racists.

Gas Gouging? There is a school of not inconsiderable thought that the rising of prices in emergencies is a necessary market function for conserving limited resources that would otherwise be squandered in the first few hours of the catastrophe or in those hours leading up to it. In this time of possible emergency we won’t be so insensitive as to further discuss the merits of this notion nor will we suggest that the theory corresponds to every example of the phenomena. We will, however, gladly point out that “price gouging” at the pump is not something that occurs only in times of tropical storms and hurricanes. It is something that takes place each and every day and can be traced back to government taxes and regulations that jack up the price of our fuel so that they can derive higher net profits out of this product than all those greedy oil companies do.

Chuck Todd: “Shadow Of Bush And Katrina” Hangs Over GOP Convention: We love the smell of desperation in the morning. It smells like Chuck Todd.

John Authers: Obama should pray that China overtakes US: We don’t know what ass Mr. Authers has had his head stuck up for the last three years but it is obviously not one with a reliable news fee. And while we can’t be sure that Barry has been using prayer in his arsenal of options to ensure that China overtakes the US we can be rather certain that he has employed nearly every other method that was available to him.

Fascist Communication Commission eyes tax on Internet service: Let us break this monstrosity down for you. An unelected and uncountable -to the tax payer- government regulation agency is looking to charge you money for using the Internet. This useless organization will then take your money and eventually (and regardless of how the program is initially advertised) use it to buy Internet service for the even more useless tax eaters. The tax eaters will then spend all day in their tax payer funded residences eating their tax payer funded Cheetos’s avoiding employment while surfing porn, Facebook and playing Farmville. Then when you get home after your ten hour day at the office you won’t even be able to get a decent Netflix feed over your router because the bandwidth is being eaten up by all the new accounts you’re paying for but getting absolutely no benefit from. And then there is the best part. Shortly after the FCC decides they can tax the Internet and sporadically provide it for “free” they will decide that given all the new “public” use of the phenomenon they’ve a mandate to censor it. Making it a crime to complain about the travesty they’ve perpetuated against you.

Mexico scrambles to cope with egg shortage: Perhaps they should import Obama. He has a habit of laying them daily.

Dowd: Romney and the neo-Neanderthals: Given the quality of Dowd’s writing we feel that a standard of proficiency rising to the level of neanderthal is something this hack would do well to pursue.

What Liberals Don’t Understand About Ayn Rand: What liberals don’t understand is there is no vice in being “selfish” with what is yours. Only in being “selfish” with what is not.

Senator Famous for Joking About Rape Campaigns for Obama, Biden. It is not surprising that a man as pathetically unfunny as Al Frankin would make disturbing and unfunny jokes about a topic as grave and serious as rape. Just as it is not surprising that the Obama/Biden campaign would employ this callous, hate-filled man in their never ending war against women.

Most smartest President ever can’t spell Ohio. Looks like Barry is a couple tracks short of an intercontinental railroad.

Greedy corporatist Russell Simmons is getting rich off the backs of the poor! A recent article on Russell Simmons (here at IHTM) got us thinking . . . what are the chances that Russell Simmons anti-corporate rhetoric is a lot of hokum poised to gain him favor and standing in the estimation of the naive and ill informed? As it turns out the chances are pretty good. But on the bright side we have learned a pretty good lesson here. And we now finally understand how exactly it is that rich people get even richer off the backs of the poor. Russell Simmons does it by using his influence and cache to convince the financially incompetent to eschew the responsible path and choose a fee-laden pre-paid card so that he can get his grubby -but well manicured- fingers on a percentage of their paychecks, tax returns and *ahem* “benefit” checks. But we’re not that surprised. Russell Simmons is just another greedy one-percenter who doesn’t put his money where is mouth is . . . rather he tries to put your money where he figures your mouth should be.

http://youtu.be/mI_LZWsVmCw

Nike to sell new LeBron James sneakers for $300: Three hundred dollars for a pair of sneakers? Someone better call Michelle Obama. By her standards those are fire sale prices.

Madeleine Albright campaigns for Obama: We’re going to blame Bush ‘forever’: One more time and the Lady Albright will have tied the broken clock’s record.

Uncooked bacon left at park where Muslims were celebrating Ramadan is a hate crime. Whereas a crucifix suspended in a jar of urine is art. And not just regular art mind you. Art of such high caliber that it must be subsidized by the taxpayer . . . regardless of their opinion or religious persuasion.

Shock poll: Obama could lose Illinois. It ain’t looking so good in many of the other 56 states either.

Former union boss at Occupy event: Our goal is to ‘overthrow the capitalist system and build communism: It must be wondered why -when government involvement in the economy has been doing a fine job of overthrowing capitalism for decades- this fellow is so interested in destroying the current state of central economic planning in order to replace it with another state of central economic planning. But that is the thing about revolutionaries. Most often they are not about changing the power structure. Just the persons at the top of that power structure. This man wants a throne.

Well it looks like you guys are going to have to do with out me for a while. My wonderful wife (whom I will not be referring to as Mrs. Hooker) is in the hospital right now preparing for a very blessed event. Thank you Editor for letting me make this post. And thank you IHTM family for letting me share my happy news and excitement with you!

Obama: “A New Vision Of An America In Which Prosperity Is Shared”: A quote that reminds us just a little bit of the Marxist rhetoric attempting to convince labor that they are owed a larger portion of profit than management because without their effort the product has no value. And it is a delicious temptation to the gullible and uninitiated. . . right up until the point where labor realizes that under the new regime all reward is collective and to expect any individual benefit from one’s labor (which is after all the property of the community) is bourgeois, counter-revolutionary and subject to a punishment that is even worse than their new normal of squalor, starvation and an early brutish death. So if it all the same to O Duce we will be keeping our prosperity. After all we are the ones that earned it. Not the Obama corporatist cronies. Not the Obama tax-eating voters. And not the Obama Vacation-Industrial-Complex.

Partially famous girl tv-star branded a racist after dressing up in Muslim veil and posting snap on Twitter: This one gets the double face palm. First for all those people out there willing to implicitly confess to a very ignorant belief that Muslim is a race. Secondly for the girl not smart enough to claim that she was actually make fun of certain sects of Orthodox Christians . . . and then sitting back as the accolades for her “wit” her “bravery” and a pretty fat grant from the National Endowment for the Arts came rolling in.

Stephen A. Nuno “jokingly” ponders: Why don’t we profile white nationalists?: Don’t you just hate it when some of this country’s national socialists have to get in a fight with some of this country’s other national socialists? But we will give Mr. Nuno the advise we often do in situations like this . . . brown is great color for a man’s face, just not his shirts.

Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru Employee Forgives Man Who Ranted At Her: Please enjoy this video of a brave young woman super-sizing an already large order of class!

http://youtu.be/vupmuh8_mcg

Spain’s Ortega Overtakes Buffett as World’s Third-Richest: It could be worse for the Buffetmeister. Can you imagine how far down the list he might have fallen if he’d actually paid all his taxes?

Venezuela candidate slams Chavez’s Nazi accusations: Perhaps it is just us but we are with the opposition on this one. The national socialist dictator shouldn’t be calling any kettles a NAZI.

Arrested for not smiling: We probably shouldn’t be surprised that a society having assumed the authority to regulate emotions is actually doing so. But any, our congratulations to Orwell . . . it would seem that the thought police have arrived.