Author: Kip Hooker

Occupy protesters seek to shut West Coast ports. Great, so now the pampered pratts are going to try and starve America into submitting to their demands. Demands that can pretty much be summed up as handouts for these coddled brats that require we producers live far below our means so the greedy Flea Baggers can live far beyond their own. Expect this protest to fizzle out once it is realized -by the Whiney-Whine Percent- that shutting off the ports might make it difficult for them to get new Mac Books or items from LL Beans’s bohemian-bourgeois collection. BTW, we just can’t wait until these OWS types come across some real members of the working class sometimes known as longshoremen.

Thieves Haul Steel Rack Of 125 iPads Through BEST BUY Fire Exit: Fire sale.

Media-shy Chelsea Clinton explains her new role as television journalist for one of America’s biggest networks: Sorry Chelsea. The lights not gonna be any better in Obama’s back-pocket than it was in your parent’s shadow.

US proposes unmanned border crossing with Mexico: Ladies and gentlemen we give you the 2012 Obama reelection plan.

Obama sets off White House metal detector: Guess Larry Sinclair’s crackpipe got left in Barry’s back pocket again. Must have been a tight fit with GE, and almost all of the news media, stuffed in there as well.

Readership of OWS Website Plummets as Movement Fizzles: Just because you promise to gut the middle class so that your Flea Bagger friends can have enough handouts to buy new Mac Books isn’t any guarantee they’ll use them to peruse your website.

Sesame Street Muppet Pitches Government Dependence: Free Food at School. Yeah, we know. We’re not supposed to call them “hand outs”. We’re supposed to call them “hand ups”. But let’s be very clear. We all know exactly we’re these hand up’s are going. And it is always rather near the place where our money used to be.

OBAMA: ‘I DIDN’T OVERPROMISE’… ‘I DON’T CONTROL THE WEATHER’: Who ya gonna believe, Dear Leader . . . or your own lying ears!

Man dies from penis enhancing injection: Perp charged with manhood slaughter.

Car powered by Mentos and Coke! Reportedly Barry was very interested in giving this guy one billion dollars worth of tax payer funds until he realized A: The fellow isn’t one of his cronies. B: He isn’t using that sort of coke.

Obama Offers A New Version Of The Square Dea (ROFLMAO!): We don’t know exactly who this Ed Dionne Jr. moron is. But it is seems safe to assume -based upon this article- that he is an unabashed fan of the sorts of economic facism that always seems to usurp power/property from the people . . . and somehow lands that power/property squarely in the hands of the government and their cronies. Take for example his paraphrasing of Dear Leader paraphrasing Teddy Roosevelt: “that the free market has never been a free license to take whatever you can from whomever you can” The only problem with this thinking is that it is wrong. At least so far as concerns us today. The free market was abolished nearly a century ago. And in those nearly hundred years it has been government that has taken whatever they want and whenever they wanted it.

Government to archive every tweet: President Transparency continues his mission to know far more about us than we are allowed to know about him.

Mark Zuckerberg’s private Facebook photos revealed: Security ‘glitch’ allows web expert to access billionaire’s personal pictures: It’s amazing what you can do with special effects. Recreate the sinking of the Titanic, bring the Lord of the Ring saga out of our imaginations and onto the big screen or make it look like Mark Zuckerberg actually has a personality.

Documents: ATF used “Fast and Furious” to make the case for gun regulations. Manufacture the sort of crisis that only government could create and then conveniently provide an authoritarian “solution” that separates Americans from their liberty and their property. Sound familiar? It should. It’s the same damn thing Barry has been doing on the economic front.

Obama sets campaign theme: Middle class at stake. It would seam that President Usurper has no need to remember the middle class until campaign season. However that is not entirely the case. Barry remembers the middle class fairly regularly. They have proved quite useful to him every time there has been an occasion to buy votes or to make his rich cronies even richer.

Astronomers discover biggest black holes ever. Though the cosmic phenomena have yet to be named many are referring to these items by a rather fitting handle . . . the Obama budget.

Alec Baldwin likes Willard Romney: Still thinks his daughter is a ‘effen b@#%*.

Pelosi Not Sitting on Trove of Gingrich Secrets: Just a pointy hat.

Kurtz: The media ‘knew’ Cain would ‘never’ get the nomination: Of course they “knew” this. These journolists are rather adept at politically lynching the man or woman that strays too far from the master’s plantation.

85 year old woman strip searched by TSA: “TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said a review of closed circuit TV footage from the airport shows “proper procedures were followed.” When your procedures encourage the humiliation and sexual assault of an 85 year old grandmother maybe, just maybe, they’re the problem.

Romney Declines Lincoln-Douglas Debate Against Gingrich: Too bad. Now that Mr. Cain has apparently jumped the shark it would have been nice to watch Mr. Gingrich jump the RINO.

LA hit with ‘once in a generation’ wind storm: And here we were thinking Barney Fwank was going to retire to Massachusetts.

Supposed civil liberties group worried iPhone 4s doesn’t do enough to kill babies: At this point the ACLU needs to change their name. Life is a civil liberty. The unfettered ability to commit infanticide is not.

Another day, another gaffe for the most intellectual President ever: This time President Professor demonstrated an inability to discern between Great Britain and England. Although he is pretty certain that they are both among the 57 states and one of them might even be in Asia where Austrian is spoken as the main language and the Navy Corpse-men have a major training facility.

Flea Baggers turns on Obama: Not to worry though. Barry and the Whiney-Whine percent will be thick as -well- thieves again once he starts buying up some more of their love with our money.