Author: Kip Hooker

For years the liberals have assured us that Barney Frank is a towering intellect, a paragon of virtue and a champion for the little people. Obviously these terms mean very different things to them than they do to us. Otherwise there is no way they would be applied to a man that ran a brothel out of his residence and received kickbacks from the fat-cats he was bailing out with money ripped away from the tax payers. Ah, but if his hand were the only thing that got caught in the cookie jar. This is also the man that destroyed the economy. Here is some video of him assuring the country that all was well with the housing market . . . while he was doing his damndest to push it off a cliff.

Hillary Rosen Lavishes Praise on Barney Frank: Who is Hilary Rosen? She used to head up the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America). It was her job to make sure that most artists never made any money from their music; that a CD costing around $2.00 to make, manufacture, advertise and distribute cost the consumer $20.00; and to see to it that the masses were only exposed to the music she wanted them exposed to . . . even if it meant resorting to practices that rather closely resembled racketeering. So it comes as no surprise that she is a Democrat.

Meghan McCain: Hillary Clinton “Is A Woman Who Kicks Ass In Politics”: 14:59 Miss McCain. The only thing left now is the sex tape.

Carney: Obama To Push For More Unemployment Benefits: Maybe Barry should be pushing for more employment benefits. Like the benefit that comes when the worker is entitled to as much of their labor as the tax eater is.

“I think the problem is that the poor children, keep in mind it’s 42% of poor children who live at or near poverty, it’s 25% in poverty. Our audience needs to keep that in mind.” Cornel West said on MSNBC this afternoon. “Poor children need more than just a $1,000 for their family, they need a war against poverty to make it a major priority in the way which we have a priority for Afghanistan, and a priority to bail out banks, and a priority to defend corporate interests when it comes to environmental issues,” West said about more and new entitlements for the poor. Professor West didn’t just call for another war on poverty (the first war was fought by Lyndon B. Johnson), but went on to say that the push for more entitlements “is going to be fought in the streets.” Hey Cornel we already had a war on poverty. And it cost the tax paying class trillions. You’d think a guy that made an entire career decrying the evils of a slavery that existed over a century ago wouldn’t be nearly so keen on bringing it back.

Hillarious video of Micky Maoist that would never have survived the Great Leap Forward. Added bonus: Guy that lost his job as a Jim Henson impersonator lecturing us on some something or other. Hey, at least they let him keep the Rainbow Connection sweater!

http://youtu.be/uE2M7g_IWSE

No word on which of the 57 states Barry was playing golf in when this challenge was issued.

Bill Clinton Praises Newt: “He’s Articulate” And Attracts Independents: Of course Bubba should like Gingrich. Newt gave Slick Willy several years of economic prosperity. But this is Bill Clinton we’re talking about. And he isn’t compelled by gratitude. Nor is he compelled by benevolence. So we must ask ourselves . . . what are the motivations?

‘Rent Is Too Damn High’ Guy Facing Eviction: But it isn’t what you might be thinking. Jimmy McMillan (AKA The Rent is too Damn High Guy) is facing this action because his landlord believes that Jimmy is not actually staying in the apartment. Which is true. But only so that his son can have some alone time in order to make babies. Apparently the plan to make them the old fashioned way, in the back seat of a car, fell apart when it was discovered that the sort of government meddling that resulted in too damn high rent has had much the same effect on the price of gasoline.

Tea Party Activists Challenge ‘Occupy Black Friday’ With ‘BUYcott Black Friday’: In a sane era we would be tempted to suggest that people save their money and practice the sort of fiscal responsibility that will get this nation’s economy back on track. But this is not a sane time. This is a time when the labor of we the producers is conscripted to buy the votes of the tax eaters. This is a time when the whiney-whine percent is looking to increase our contribution to the system so that they can increase their demands on it. This is a time when those that have already paid more than their fair share can do no more than shake their heads in disgust as the value of their savings is gutted from the inflation brought on by those that rigged the system with their hand-outs and their pay-off’s to GE and their quantitative easing . So go ahead and buy that xbox. Buy that iPad 2. Buy that 70 inch flat screen 3D TV. Because in a time as screwed up as this if you don’t spend your money on yourself it is a pretty good bet that you’ll be spending it on some greedy flea bagger and his hairy arm-pitted girlfriend.

Jimmy Fallon’s house band the Roots didn’t have a warm welcome for Republican presidential contender Michele Bachmann when she appeared on the NBC show early Tuesday. As Bachmann strode on to the stage at Fallon’s “Late Night,” the show’s band played a snippet of a 1985 Fishbone song called “Lyin’ Ass B****.” Can you imagine the fallout that would have followed had this statement been directed at a different Michelle?

DHS: Make sure the turkey is completely thawed out: Sounds like something that should be left up to Michelle.

Possible Victims Come Forward in Bad Butt Injections Case: It could have been worse. These victims only had their butts ruined. Nancy Pelosi has to live with that face.

Computerised contact lens will keep you up to date with news and texts: The Obama Camp is just hoping this technology can be adapted to the teleprompter before the next debate season.

Meghan McCain Officially Joins MSNBC. It is rumored the celebutante will be joining the Rachel Maddow Show in order to provide a much needed female perspective.

George Soros helped craft stimulus then invested in companies benefiting. Good thing for Soros there wasn’t any of that pesky capitalism around to stop this sort of thing from happening.

TSA worker, arrested for sexual assault: Police arrested Harold Rodman. He is charged with aggravated sexual battery, object sexual penetration, forcible sodomy and abduction with intent to defile. If only Mr. Rodman could have waited until his next shift. Not only could he have gotten away with this sort of thing, he could have been overpaid for it too.

Police: Fake doc injected cement in woman’s rear. Two words: ass fault.

Toy appears to say, ‘Hey, crazy bitch’: What is the big deal? There is a toy in the White House that says and does things far more insidious than this!

In this old video of Obama we can clearly see that Soros had his work cut out for him. Luckily, for our favorite puppet-master, Barry was able to shed some of his creepiness and become far more comfortable with the teleprompter than he was without it.

OWS Protesters Chant ‘Follow Those Kids!’ As Small Children Try To Go To School On Wall Street. So where is Big Brother Obama and Holder company? We’re constantly told that we have to give up liberty and property -and pieces of the pie- in order to satisfy some vague and poorly articulated threats that might apply to some children somewhere. But let the Flea Baggers go out and actually harass school children and there is nary a word out of the self-righteous nanny-staters.

Terrorist Bill Ayers recently gave a “teach in” talking on the topic, amongst other things, of “non-violent” revolution. But like Dylan said, it doesn’t take a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. And Ayer’s wind is blowing in the direction of an authoritarian system that takes all an individual can produce while rewarding them with nothing other than misery and fealty to the state. And systems like that don’t come around without sufficient violence to keep the serfs in their place.

80 is the new 65 when it comes to retirement, survey says. Working till we’re 80 so Obama can have enough money to buy votes and pay back political cronies . . . and he has the nerve to call us lazy?

Ford Unleashes a 200 MPH Mustang. Just when you thought the entire world was out to lunch Ford comes through with some truly excellent news. Guess we won’t be buying that smart car after all.

It is funny. Call the ownership of one man’s labor by another slavery and we all instinctively know it is bad. Call it communism and all of a sudden people are holding teach-in’s and demanding the extinction of our rights.