Barack Obama to test survivor skills on Bear Grylls show

Barack Obama to test survivor skills on Bear Grylls show. The real test would be if they tried to live on Michelle’s school lunches for a week.

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  • If there's a God he'll get lost somewhere in the wilderness, never to be heard from again. The world is burning and this son of a bitch is out playing.

  • Rumor has that BG only films on location during daylight hours and is choppered out to the hotel at night. So yeah, I imagine dickboy can survive a few days of that.

    He'll have a security detail fanned out for 2 square miles with trip wired claymores deployed. They'll end up killing 98 moose, 19 Grizzlies, 147 reindeer, a couple walrus and at least one baby seal in the process. This will be glossed over as the animals giving their lives to help odickboy promote GW awareness so that future generations of said animals can enjoy the climate after odickboy fixes it.

    • Forgot to add the death toll of reporters covering this event will be frightening. Many will be accidentally shot by Treasury guys as these hapless morons crash through the brush. Upside will be more 'ammo' for the administration to use to promote gun control. At least two pretty blonde reporters will get kicked to death trying to get a selfie with 'Bullwinkle.' Another thirty or so will trip the claymores while trying to sneak in to get a selfie with the crankbait in chief asleep in a tent. Bear Grylls goes in flashback mode and cuts the throats of at least 18 more before the Treasury guys decide they've had enough laughs and subdue him with a hand grenade.

  • I hope the secret security detail goes on vacation during the filming. Let's see if Grylls has the skills he proclaims to posses. I personal hope not. That way when a grizzly stops by for a visit, quagmire can get up close and personal with it. That way the two can discuss global warming and all the effects its having on the grizzly.

  • Drop president globull warming into Alaska on his own. No one to fawn over him. A reality show where the Lying King must survive only on his own wits and experience. Instead of starting to look for food and make a shelter right away, the One would wander around looking for white Alaskan cops to demonize. Or congressional republicans to bully. When he got hungry he'd start looking for wild pineapples and oranges, since Gore predicted the ArctIc would be warm and like Hawaii by 2015. When he didn't find the fruit he'd be even angrier at the USA for making such a food desert. When there was no government ready-made shelter for him to walk into and watch ESPN, he'd get even angrier at the racist US of A. With no one to pamper him and cover up for his mistakes as he is used to, he'd quickly starve to death fall prey to a polar bear which he mistakenly believed were extinct from climate change.

    I'd gladly watch this quality programming. PBS can air the show and call it hope and change.

    • Drop him Alaska on his own? That would be short and sweet, I give him 24 hours before he freezes to death or becomes bear poop. He would win the Darwin award for doing it, nothing else...

      • He wouldn't survive the airplane ride in. He would be telling the pilot how to do his job, distracting him, and they would hit the side of a mountain.

  • According to the article, Obama's survival skills won't be put to the test at all. This is just a propaganda stunt.

    • If they want to test his survival skills, drop him in the South side of Chicago after midnight on a Saturday, in white face, with only a Bic pen and a broken cell phone.

    • I was thinking how much survival is going to be in play v with a full security contingent just out of camera range. He won't even get thirsty.

    • then we oughtta do somethin bout that yeah?

      also: my avi's cooler than ghostie's i reckon so. if any thinks not, well they can kiss my grits.

      mel

  • So the challenge will be what? He has to get out of bed before ten am, and fix his own breakfast, then go outside and play golf and then go make his own dinner? Yea..real tough.....Nothing that would damage his feeble brain or make him sweat.......I bet at the end of the day he gets a Reggie Rubdown...

    A better show would be Mythbusters...They could test my theory and Myth of what happens to a president in s small cave with a thousand pounds of torpex....

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