Beepocalypse just like Global Warming

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“Bee-pocalypse” is just like Global Warming: i.e., a complete fabrication by leftwing environmental whackos.

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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  • Joking aside, I read another article today that said the Obummer administration wants to spend $1.5 BILLION on "reclaiming" federal lands to make them more bee friendly. The money will go to the National Park Service, the BLM, federal land mismanagement agencies like that, so they can plant all kinds of plants that will attract bees, thereby increasing their population.

    I guess the Obummer plans on borrowing the money from China since we don't have any. Just another wasteful boondoggle dreamed up by the idiots who are supposed to be watching after our national interests.

    • The real reason is, he wants a breeding ground for killer bees. That way, when there are enough of them to kill off the population, he can arrange for them to be destroyed and ISIS can have the country!

      • HAHAHA...No problem, I just wish it was Bee S. I think I saw the story on Breitbart or Politico, I don't remember, but I don't know how to do the copy paste thing to bring it here for y'all to read.

  • Funny I should read this tonight. Aside from working (once again) in pest control, an odd thing happened this evening. Sitting in front of the computer, I was talking on the phone to an old buddy and filling him in on our recent woes. Suddenly, some sort of bee-like insect appeared! It made for the nice warm lamp nearby, and I tried swatting it with some paper. I thought it looked like a honeybee, so I wasn't terribly concerned with it, as if it was some ill-tempered hornet. It disappeared. A short time later, my computer started making the most alarming sort of sound! Like sticks rattling together, or, as my friend said, who could hear it even over the phone, like ice cubes rattling in a glass. Even more alarmingly, bits of dust and debris started shooting out of the top of the computer case! I said, jokingly, that maybe the bee had got inside and was getting chopped up by a fan.

    Well, yes, there you go. A fan I wasn't even aware of, mounted under the top cover, had apparently grabbed the thing and beat the hell out of it. After powering down and taking off the side cover, I found it, all but dead, on one of the expansion cards! Carefully picking it up with some tissue, I decided it DID look like some kind of hornet or wasp after all, and not a honey bee. It then got flushed.

    Anyway. MY funny story for the evening. But o man, was that some head-scratcher, watching stuff flying up out of the top of my computer!

  • There are genetics corporations that need for there to be a bee die-off (or, rather, the perception that there is one), so they can "save the day" with their (not kidding here!) genetically trademarked bees.

    Remember: everything is perception, and there are billions riding on what the public PERCEIVES to be occurring.

  • The only crisis I've noticed with this is the taxpayer money that got spent on this.

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