Bill Clinton ‘has a busty blond mistress nicknamed “Energizer” by his Secret Service detail who work to hide the woman from Hillary’

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• I imagine Hillary goes through a few packets of energizers a week.

  • She probably owns stock in Ray O Vac. Bill best keep that woman hid. Billary is a known predatory carpet muncher. You know she doesn't keep her Egyptian lady friend around just for giggles.

• I figure that the only reason that B.J. Wants the security people to keep this from Hill is to keep her from beating his time withMiss Perky Boobs.

  • More like to keep her from kicking his ass.

• I wonder what Monica's codename was? Old Stogie, Cigar Girl, 12" cuban?

  I still want to know, which World leader got "That" cigar!

• I have a problem with this story: how can her breasts be large and perky? Isn't that a contradiction?

  I'm gonna need pictures.

  • I like reading by braille

    • I've seen it done.

• So, he has a Marilynn fetish?

• This HAS to be a lie!

  The vast right wing conspiracy is back!

• I wonder if when HRC walks thru a hallway if the 'Darth Vader' music in the Secret Services heads. Dun-dun-di-dun,dun-di-dund-dhun-di-dun.

  Choke people with a look, probably not. Make your balls shrivel, strong possibility.

  Bill Clinton found his muse, good for him. HRC as a wife, Chelsea the TV show killing robot as a daughter.... them man has suffered enough. His only hope for normality is for grand-sons.

  What I don't get is that Monica is still a pariah while the Kardashians could make a 'sex tape' that had gaffers and a camera man and people still don't think of them as porn stars.

  Forgive me, but with BHO and peanut boy as your comparisons, Slick Willy comes off pretty good. Jimmy Carter may be building houses, but Slick Willie is still layin' pipe.

• I bet he has a pocket full of viagxx that he gobbles like tic tacs.

• Low rent Arkansas white trash.

  • Hillary is the former first lady in line of Arkansas

• No wonder he looks so tired all the time. Sleeping with an "Energizer" at his age will wear him to a nub!

  • Tough gig. I'll give it a try, though.