Ex-President Bill Clinton Today
Bill Clinton ‘knows nothing’ about financier Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘terrible crimes,’ former president’s spokesman says. ‘I did not have sex with those underage womens.’ Please ignore the boner. (Hillary and Huma went there a few times, too FYI).
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I did not have sex on that island.
I did not have sex on that plane.
I did not have sex in the White House
with that girl in the blue dress.
I did not have sex with all those women in Arkansas.
Lets see, are there any I have failed to undress?
It’s not like he’s been disbarred or impeached for lying to Congress or anything. I’m sure this is wholly truthful. (SARCASM)
My gut reaction these days is to ask why is this front and center and from what are we being distracted? I wouldn't be surprised it Epstein let himself get caught and that this whole thing is part of a big set up, wherein he'll offer all kinds of dirt on all kinds of people, obviously trying to put DT right in the middle, although it looks like that's already failed. I wish I could say something funny and clever as I so often see here on IHTM. But, today I'm mostly sickened by yet another display of decadence and depravity. I do hope justice will be served where it needs to be, but my glass half MT mind is not serving well right now.
"I traveled to Lolita Island, but I didn't impale."
You win the internet....
Brilliant.
Funny how media sources documented 26 trips by Clinton on the Epstein jet during the same two years the Clinton spokesman now says there were only 4 trips. The lying and backpeddling have already begun. And what about those trips when the only other passengers were girls, and the Secret Service was left behind? Are they saying Clinton took a charity trip to Africa with a bunch of girls and without Secret Service? BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think the guy's lost his formerly brilliant ability to lie.
I wonder... how much money did Epstein pour into the slush fund over the years?
Just like “what is is”. He knows that at the least he’s going to be on the witness stand. It’s not likely slicks going to be giving up the Brooks Brothers Suit for orange but it’s going to be interesting at the Crime Family Head Quarters
Well I guess that settles that then.
It all depends on what the meaning of island is.
The Clinton Slime Family, always knowing nothing when it really counts...
What difference does it make now
...anyway
She should just wipe it with a cloth.
The server or Monica?