An IHateTheMedia.com public service announcement: If you want quick service, try this.

The other day I had to go to the Emergency Room at my local hospital.

I knew there would be a long line of people waiting to be helped, and not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I downloaded a logo off the internet and slapped it on a khaki shirt I bought down at the local army surplus store.

When I walked into the E.R., about 3/4 of the people 
in front of me in line instantaneously and simultaneously began feeling better. They got up and left, which cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also saved me twenty minutes at the grocery store, fifteen minutes at the bank, and three minutes after entering the laundromat, I had my choice of machines, most of them still running.

Don’t try it at McDonald’s, though. The whole crew will get up and walk out and you’ll never get your order.

Here’s the logo:

Source: DJMick