Brand new snail slime facial available in Tokyo

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Brand new snail slime facial available in Tokyo. Apparently not all the stupid people in the world live in California. (No word on whether they serve civet poop coffee to the snail slime facial customers. Seems like the perfect demographic.)

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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    • #5 looks like a training device for oral sex.
      #18 Left me speechless.
      #23 Is that a new version of a bidet?
      #27 looks like it belongs on Crowley, made for a shithead.
      #32 proves they're perverts.
      #34, is he carrying a load in his drawers?

  • "Would someone please enlighten me as to the possible benefit of having snails slimeing their way across a person’s face?"

    Well, it makes the woman less likely to be grossed out by anything her husband might do. That's gotta be a good thing.

  • Would someone please enlighten me as to the possible benefit of having snails slimeing their way across a person's face? I doubt it's going to do the lady in the photo any favors, besides lightening her bank account.

  • What do they do about the snail shit? Do they give the little slime balls an enema before they put them on your face?

    Really ladies, we love ya just the way you are so don't waste money on such nonsense.

  • Looked at the woman in the photo...I don't think they're going to help her much. Well, unless they nibble off that wart beside her eye.

  • Gotta be honest, after seeing all the unguents, potions and lotions my lady uses, I am NOT surprised by anything a lady does to look young.
    Just remember guys, they do it for US .....or so they claim.

          • Yep. The Loretto Chapel is famous around the world for this staircase.

            Another stunning Catholic shrine is located in San Luis, Co., about 2 1/2 drive north of Santa Fe. The architecture, woodwork and sculptures at Stations of The Cross are stunning. I added this video to give you an idea.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1zqm-C0T_Q

          • I visited the Mother Cabrini Shrine in Denver when I was there for World Youth Day with Pope John Paul II in 1993. As you progressively go up the stairs for those stations of the cross, it becomes harder and harder to breathe. I liked Denver and planned on going back but never have been.

        • Mine is computer retouching. I sometimes have to bite my tongue when a model wants to know why it takes so long to retouch her pictures. I want to ask, "You don't think you really look THAT good, do you?" But I don't. I'm a polite bastard.

          • Actually, I didn't retouch Bethany hardly at all. She's an amazing beauty, and a great dancer too. Surprisingly enough, after that photo shoot, we all went to dinner, and I sat next to her son, who is about 17 years old. I would never have guess she had a son that age.

            GTM, I don't even own a copy of photoshop, I use FastStone for general touchup, and PortraitProfessional for faces if there's enough work to do that I can't get it in FastStone. FastStone is a very powerful program that's free, and PortraitPro is 40 or 50 dollars, very easy to use, very effective.

          • Thanks Flash, I'm on it. Seriously, thanks for the tip, that's this weeks project when the sleep demons visit, (because I'm giddy*) and until I can do it in person this'll have to do, blast from the past

            http://www.ecbw.ca/tim_maitland_collection/images/mountain_dew_01.jpg

            Now if I could just get JP to let me know what version of Pshop he uses so I could give him some really easy and fast tips for trading faces.

            *because on or about Jan. 1, 2014, I'm gonna be a freaking Grandpa?, and I want to have your new tools all figured out by then.

          • I use GIMP, which stands for GNU Image Manipulation Program. It's free and has way more capability than I know how to use. I have yet to find an image format it cannot handle.

          • Well, that fits. I've never used Photoshop. Photoshop costs money and I'm a cheap bastard.

          • My lady, who uses PhotoShop, can't wrap her mind around Gimp. She says it would be much easier to learn for someone who has never used PS. I have a copy of it installed, but I get so much of what I want done on FastStone, I've never bothered to learn how to use it.

          • Yeah, that's what Perl uses too. So I could send you a 5 layer Pshop doc. (psd.) and you could open it and use the individual layers in gimp.

            Let me look at a gimp tutorial later, they can't be all that different. Quick Q, like on the Laurel & Hardy one, you know how to flip 0bummer's layer so he's facing the right way, right? Just trying to see where you are.

            I know it can be frustrating but I really do enjoy helping other "amateurs" like me who are interested in it with things I've picked up from all my time spent screaming and cursing at the screen.

        • Mmm, Beer

          "The taste of beer, without its alcoholic effects, may be enough to trigger the release of the pleasure chemical dopamine in the brain, a study finds."

  • Briefly, there was a rage of people putting their feet into water and letting very small fish eat off the dead skin. But they said it was unsanitary and could even possibly cause infections.

    • Yes there were questions about propagation of AIDS/HIV and other STD's, bacterial, viral and fungal infections from the fish to others and they used the same water for many people where stuff from the open essentially wounds made by the fish spread into the water. It is gross...

      • Kimmy there are all kinds in this world, for some reason some psycho zeroed in on you for something your probably posted years ago...My guess would be a liberal who is also a racist who can not stand the simple fact you are your own person.....I just keep giving you Thumbs Up whenever I can, I get them too but the little coward never posts a reply, just a thumbs down....Keep doing what you are doing..It's driving your stalker crazy.Wear it like a badge of honor ....................:)

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