Brown University nudity week starts today! There will be naked yoga classes (participants only, no auditing), naked open mic night (bring your own disinfectant for the mic), and, of course (this being a liberal arts college), a naked panel discussion about race and class (not that anyone participating in a naked panel is likely to have any class).
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And how much are parents spending to send their little darlings to this Seven Sisters school? Talk aboutno ROI.
It's like if you go to a nudist colony expecting to find girls of Alpha Pi only to find girls of AARP.
Or even worse, girls of the "T" in LGBT.
Bread and circuses, my friends. Bread and circuses.
Because America is so uptight, right?
Party on, kids! Your culture is collapsing, your government spies on the citizens worse than East Germany ever did, you've been deemed too irresponsible to own a gun, the ground is being taken right out from under your feet by invaders who despise your country, science has been hijacked by politics, you'll easily hit 100 million abortions in your lifetime...
...but the most important thing is that you have some laughs.
And the liberals will blame all the unexpected pregnancies and the resulting increase in abortions on the GOP.
have you ever seen the "women" at brown? Id rather not picture them naked!
That applies to New England women in general. Worse, they often do nothing to enhance their appearance.
Actually, they do, they cover up in the winter.
Did you know P&G doesn't even advertise in the Northeast? Well, besides the Iams and other related divisions. No lady razors, nothing in those whole mega $billion lines they have.
Be like advertising men's products during soap operas. No ROI.
psst, short of time, can't find the thread, but, t' other day you treated jcrowley like i used to treat my popeye the sailor man punchin bag that i got one chrismis along with a popeye the sailor man hand puppet complete with pull string technology for the voice-throwing challenged.
twas cool to watch.
Like Crowley's college tuition, no ROI.
lol, had to look up ROI.
Also known (by me anyway) as the abc's; Analysis of benefits versus costs. See? Even us old farts can learn something with these newfangled Goggles. Giggles. Whatever.
I'm not really interested in learning much, but I would be more than willing to teach that little blonde in the pic above a few things! ;-)
(lightly slaps Poppa's hand) BEHAVE!!!!!! :)
I'm stunned. Times three.
I can't help myself, she's stunning!
Hot Dang that blondie is gorgeous.
Bet she gets graded on a curve
Blonde?
The little hottie on the left.
Oh, Oh! They have hair and everything. Sorry, usual male dickishness over. (think the one is a natural redhead?)
Don't know, don't care. I was married to one once. Had my fill of them.
I'm still chasing them. My mind never remembers the consequences.
Thread Winner!^^^
Brown used to be a really good school. I have lots of family and friends who went there but the youngest of them graduated no less than 30 years ago. Pretty sure my grandmother C' 31 is rolling in her grave. With her politics she would have fit in here beautifully.
You all know the girls will not look like the ones in the picture right? They will more than likely resemble Hillary Clinton or Rosie O'Donnell.
I'm glad I read through this thread before I posted a repeat of your comment.
Well as long as they keep Sandra Fluke from crashing the festivities it might all be worth while!
At least now we know why they call it Brown University - everybody gets lots of sun.
It seems to me that white girls on the east coast are either really white or orange.
The orange ones are John Boehner's kids. Just sayin'...
you sure it's not cuz of their noses/tongues vis a vis demoliberality?
Also: one wonders if emma watson will be taking part. Probly, since she's an actress and likely upset that hawwy went nekkid in equus first.
Charlie Sheen said it in Young Guns movies: Godless Heathens.